Hey there. So I figured my other story was getting pretty serious, and I started feeling…uptight? I'm not sure if that word fits, but I'm writing this story just because I wanna have some fuuun~ so read :) …Or not. Your choice. This is purely a just for fun fanfic. Oh I read the manga, and I didn't watch the first season so….it could be different…
Me no own Kuroshitsuji/Black butler (but I do own my OC)
'Click!' I closed my laptop. Tired, I stretched out my arms, yawning. I rubbed at my eyes sleepily, feeling fatigue try to claim my body. I had spent the past few hours watching Black Butler, comparing the dub with the sub. Did I regret this? No. I was Danielle La Pena, major Black Butler fan, and current SebbyxCiel shipper. I could have probably spent more time on the laptop, if sleep didn't try to take me down so often. I glanced at my clock, wondering how many hours of sleep I had left, and groaned loudly. The bright red numbers glowed 4:23 am. I had to wake up at 7 for school tomorrow. Oh well, I regret nothing. I leaped into my warm, inviting bed, mentally squealing "I LOVE YOU SEBASTIIIIAAAAAAAAN! ~ 3" Knowing sleep wouldn't let me surrender so easily, I stuffed my ear buds into my ear and took out my Itouch. I scrolled down my music list to Black Bird by Yuya Matsushita; one of Black Butler's ending songs. As the smooth, calming music poured into my ears, I let sleep take over, dreaming of Sebastian.
… (NEXT DAY)…
I was woken by rough shaking, and the sound of a very annoying voice.
"Miss! Miss! Are you okay? Miss!"
At the concerned tone, I realized my back ached like crazy. Almost as if I had been sleeping on the floor… I opened my eyes to on open sky, and a small, blonde-haired boy with bright green eyes. He was leaning over me with a distressed face.
"Ah! Miss! You've woken up! You mustn't sleep here! This is a garden!"
A…garden? I shot upright, confused with the words. I had for sure gone to bed in my actual bed, not in our front lawn. But then I realized that this wasn't my lawn. Not at all. In fact I didn't even think it was a garden. As I looked around, I realized the grass was only growing in patches, and the trees seemed to have lost all their leaves.
"Is this what you call a garden?" I asked the young boy.
The boy ducked his head and in what I believed to be embarrassment. "Well, I made a few mistakes and-"
He continued to explain, and I took this chance to get a closer look at him. His golden blonde hair was held back from his face using multiple hair clips, except for one strand right in the middle. He had a straw hat tied around his neck, resting on his back. He wore loose, plain clothes and had gardener's gloves on. If anything, I would say he closely resembled Finny… Nah, there was no way. Black butler was merely, no matter how much I wished it to be real, a manga and an anime. The boy was still talking, and I tuned him out as I picked leaves and grass off of me.
"FINNY!"
The boy and I both jumped as a loud voice cut across the…"garden." But wait, Finny? And that voice sounded awfully familiar…
"How many times must you destroy my garden?" That voice again, and the harsh, annoyed tone reminded me of a certain anime character.
Oh no. This had to be wrong. Maybe I was just imagining things. Maybe I'm in a different neighborhood. I mean, Finny was a common name…right? Then, Finny burst out into tears.
"Young master! I didn't mean to kill the plants. I didn't! But I found this young Miss…"
Young master? No no no no no! This couldn't be happening! Wait…I actually enjoyed this a bit. So…yes yes yes yes? My suspicions were proved true when a short boy with an eye patch over his right eye stalked up to us, with a very handsome butler following behind him.
"Finny, I'll deal with you later. And Sebastian, bring her to my study. I wish to speak with her." After giving out his orders, he walked off, head held high.
Yup, that was Ciel. And if that was Ciel I was in Black Butler. With a sigh, I turned to say goodbye to Finny, and was met with Sebastian's chest. Oh gawhd, he was so close! I had to hold in my nosebleed, and my fangirling He looked at me, bright smile lighting up his face.
"Young lady, if you would follow me."
He walked past me, headed in the same direction Ciel had gone. Half-excited- and half-scared, I followed him through the halls of Phantomhive manor. Sebastian was a demon, and Ciel just seemed to be a cold, unloving boy. I was thinking about my chances of survival in this world, and walked straight into a wall.
'Thump!'
I fell to the ground, shaken out of my thoughts. I looked up to see Sebastian staring down at me, a hint of annoyance in his eyes.
"Miss, the door is over here."
He gestured to an open door, leading into the all-too familiar study of Ciel Phantomhive. I stood, brushing some invisible dirt off of me. I put on a fake smile, not wanting to face Ciel's wrath, and walked in. As soon as I stepped inside, Sebastian closed and locked the door.
"Now sit. I have questions to ask."
I slowly walked over to the nearest chair, admiring the study as it looked exactly as it did in the manga.
"Okay. Let's begin. First, what do you know about me?"
I had been in a daze until his sharp voice reached my ears, and when my brain registered what he said, I almost fell off the chair in laughter. He was asking a major Black Butler fangirl what she knew? Not smart. It took all of my willpower to hold in my giggles and not say "I know you secretly love your smexy butler." Instead, I decided that the smartest choice would be to play dumb.
"I don't know anything!" I insisted, staring at him innocently.
"Next. What are you doing on Phantomhive grounds?" He cut quickly to the next question.
"I really don't know!" That was true; I really had no idea what I was doing inside an anime.
"Hm. Who are you?" He kept his gaze fierce, and it seemed to be trying to burn a hole in my face.
"I'm Danielle. Nice to meet you!" I replied cheerfully, hoping he wouldn't notice the utter fangirl love that was pouring out of my body.
"Yes, well, Danielle why do you wear such odd clothing?" At that question, I felt my face drop.
Odd clothing? I looked down at my outfit, determined to find any oddness. My "outfit" consisted of loose faded jeans, and a blue/pink plaid half-sleeve shirt with a pink tank top underneath. I wasn't wearing any shoes, and my feet were only covered by socks. Maybe that was odd? I hadn't bothered to change into pajamas before jumping into bed last night.
"Those clothes seem to be for men." He looked at me, eyebrow raised in curiosity.
Right! The time era thingie was set in the past London, and back then women were all about ridiculous looking, fluffy dresses.
"Ah, I just woke up dressed like this." I laughed nervously, scratching the back of my head.
Technically, I was telling the truth. There really wasn't much I could do, I didn't know much about this time period. I snapped back to attention at the sound of Ciel's exasperated sigh.
"Sebastian, bring her to a room. We'll deal with her later. I have paperwork to complete. For the time being, prepare a room for our…guest."
I noticed the slight pause before he said guest, and I couldn't blame him. Would you take kindly to a stranger discovered in your garden? I figured I would have to do my best to deal with the situation, and try to fit in. I heard the creak of a door open, and saw Sebastian waiting.
"If you would follow me once more, my lady." He said; that same false smile on his face. I had watched way too much Black Butler to fall for his fake butler appearance.
"Of course." I replied.
I walked through the halls once more, this time wondering where the infamous failures of servants were. It would be stupid to ask, because right now, "I don't know anything." I let out another deep sigh, the depth of the situation finally sinking in to my stubborn brain. Before I knew it, we had reached a nicely furnished room and Sebastian shoved me inside.
"You will wait here." He said in that low, uncaring tone I love so much.
There was the demon I fangirled over every chapter in the anime. I sat down on the bed with a huff, only to feel slight pain in my butt. Reaching into my back pocket, I pulled out…MY ITOUCH? Oh yes, I had fallen asleep with it. Well, there's nothing like cheery music to lift my spirits! Not like I could log into Facebook in this era, and I was not going to waste time by taking pictures. I looked through my music and randomly pressed on a song. Lucky for me, I ended up tapping on a Kuroshitsuji Tik Tok parody. Unfortunately for me, I had the unstoppable urge to sing along.
The first time I listened, I restrained myself quite well, just a few hums and toe taps here and there. Feeling confident, I put the song on replay.
The third time around, I had just dropped the humming and was singing softly to myself, my toe tapping like crazy.
The fifth time around I was on the bed jumping up and down, "singing" at the top of my lungs.
"Ciel Phantomhive
Pentacle on my eye
That's right,
I'm not nice so you can kiss my feet and cry
I'm rich, not a prick,
So don't make me throw a fit or,
I will kill you!
I will kill you!
Kuroshitsuji,
It's a show about me and my sucky life
And all the people that have died
Some say it's yaoi, but I like to believe that,
I'm a straight boy!
I'm a straight boy!"
I belted out the last few words, and feeling absolutely refreshed, turned it off. I sat down with a happy sigh, respecting the pure AWESOMENESS of the song. Oh the wonderful things you could get off of YouTube.
"Ahem!"
I squeaked at the unexpected voice, and looked up at a fuming Ciel and what seemed to be a slightly amused Sebastian.
YAAAAAAAAAAAY~ I had fun writing this! And I will continue to write this until I feel less stressed. :D So if anyone is interested in the parody Danielle was singing, go to YouTube and look up "Kuroshitsuji Tik Tok Parody" and it's the one by GodsGracelessAngel9
So now I'm off to write the next chappy! This is a wonderful stress reliever :D Oh ya, review if you want to.