SWM: hi! This is my first fanfic ever! 0.0 this is my first so please keep in mind that it might not be the best!
Vegeta: knowing you, it probably wont be that good….
Goku: hey! Cut her some slack dude!
Vegeta: did u just call me "dude?"….grrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr! im going to kill you!
SWM: ahem! there will be no killing of anyone unless I permit it!
Vegeta:….please can I kill kakarot?
SWM: hmmm…..well u did say please….
Goku: leslie?
SWM: wut? I cant have any fun now!
Goku: lets move on to the disclaimer, who's gunna do it?
SWM& Vegeta: not it!
Goku:…hmph! Lazy bums! Disclaimer: SWM does not own DBZ, if she did, then the entire thing wood be shown on tv without any American changes.
SWM: thank you… now! Onto the fiction! ;D
Chapter 1
BA-BOOM!
Pieces of smoldering metal flew everywhere. The blue haired scientist jumped back with her frail arms covering her face as a shield from the falling debris. As she took a step back, she bumped into a table of chemicals, knocking the beakers on the floor. Shattered glass was the least of her worries at the moment. When the beakers and test tubes broke, she was splashed with the chemicals. They were unstable compounds her father had been experimenting with...
"Kyaah!" she shreaked as she attempted to discard her lab coat that was now beginning to burn her arm.
"Bulma dear I brought you a sna-!" Bulma's mother drop her tray of treats and stood frozen in the doorway before quickly regaining her sense and rushing to her daughter's side. "Bulma, sweetie! Quick, get your lab coat off! Oooh no! Does it hurt dear? Let me get your father-"
"Momma!" Bulma shouted in protest, "I'm fine now! The only thing that is hurt is my alternate-ego gun! Look! The pieces are everywhere!"
Bulma had been tinkering around with this contraption for quite some time now. Between her down time and social time (and her pampering time) she would spend hours and hours in her laboratory tinkering with the gun. She tested it out on a potato, it turned into a beautiful crimson red rose. Then she tried it out on her pet pony who she called Ted, he turned into an amazing unicorn/Pegasus thing. And for the rest of that day, Ted pranced around Bunny's (Bulma's mom's) garden in ecstacy! All she was trying to do, with the second one that she made, was see if she could tell if it would work on people. But then it all blew up in her face like the everything else that day. At first her day was going to be fantastic…that is if it all went according to her master schedule…
The day was absolutely perfect to go to the beach. She had invited all of the Z fighters and their families to come. The day was bright and sunny, not a cloud in sight as far as the eye could see! It was blazing hot, but that just made it an even better day to go to the beach.
"Hey! Vegeta, are you going to come with us to the beach?" Bulma asked the saiya-jinn as he entered the capsule corp. main building.
"Woman! I have no such intention as to go to that vial place!" shouted a very annoyed prince. Vegeta was not very happy. The heat had caused the gravity room to break down. I of all people should not have to deal with such ridiculous circumstances! Thought a very flustered, Vegeta. Vegeta wasn't very tall. But he was definitely not slacking off in the looks department. He had tan, toned skinned and was wearing his dark blue training shorts. His hair, as always, was spiked up and made up a good bit of his height. "Why would I want to go to an overcrowded pile of sand anyways! I'd rather still be on some random planet blowing shit up for no damn reason!" he argued.
"Oh, grow up Vegeta! We all know that you left that behind when you decided to live on earth. No one's falling for that tough guy act here mister." Bulma retorted as she shoved a beach bag into his arms. "Besides," she continued, "you only don't want to go because Goku's going to be there."
"Ugh, Kami save me." Vegeta pleaded as he followed Bulma to the big yellow plane that had the words 'Capsule Corp.' written on the side in big bold black letters.
SWM: ok, I know- I KNOW! Its short yes but ill try to make the next chapter a lil' longer! I promise!
Vegeta: oh yea? Lik you can keep it!
SWM: what's that supposed to mean! .
Vegeta: you promised your writing teacher that you'd get the form signed yesterday! And gess wut you forgot as soon as you got home.
Goku: he makes a good point leslie…
SWM: vegeta…
Vegeta: yes?...
SWM: you can kill kakarot now =)
Vegeta: finally! =D BIG BANG ATTACK!
KA-BOOOM!
SWM: you didn't kill him but he is pretty banged up, so good boy! (throws a 'good boy' treat to vegeta)
Vegeta: thank you
SWM: I wood love to hear your comments on the first chapter so please! Blab all your thoughts out to me! I hate criticism but who cares? I need your guidance as the reader to be able to write good fics! Please review!
Vegeta: don't do it!-OOWWW!
SWM: teehee (drops baseball bat behind back) what did I do? (innocently blinks with huge sparkling anime eyes)