Chrono Trigger 182: A Parody Based On The Game
(Sung to the tune of "What's My Age Again?" by Blink 182)
A red-haired mime,
They call him Crono;
A tumbleweed,
It engulfs his head.
Then there's that flaky girl,
Her name is Nadia,
But she must have amnesia 'cuz
She evidently guesses her name's Marle.
Everyone hates you when you hate Lavos.
For instance, Queen Zeal was a monarchy,
She was homicidal.
She drained her daughter to a pulp.
Kingdom Zeal sank -
Lavos won again.
There was a prince
Whose sister fell with Zeal.
His magic reigns,
Thus he's a Magus.
He holds a bloody scythe
In his gloved palms
And he decapitates like mad.
And that's about the time that Glenn became a toad.
He freaked out Lucca in the Cathedral,
However later she thinks he's a dish.
Lucca, clean your glasses.
Crono sacrificed himself,
But Marle's pendant guarded over them.
(Musical Interlude)
And then Gaspar placed in their hands the Chrono Trigger.
He said it would not aid or slow them down.
It was an emblem of fatalistic times,
So they traveled to Death Peak
And threw the egg into the sky.
There was an eclipse.
(Crono was revived.)
So Marle tackled him and almost bashed his skull,
And lectured him about his ignorance.
And Crono gazed into the darkened sky,
Unable to say a word.
That beast that they call Lavos,
"The football-playing duck,"
They slaughtered it.
And they saved the world...
(Sung to the tune of "What's My Age Again?" by Blink 182)
A red-haired mime,
They call him Crono;
A tumbleweed,
It engulfs his head.
Then there's that flaky girl,
Her name is Nadia,
But she must have amnesia 'cuz
She evidently guesses her name's Marle.
Everyone hates you when you hate Lavos.
For instance, Queen Zeal was a monarchy,
She was homicidal.
She drained her daughter to a pulp.
Kingdom Zeal sank -
Lavos won again.
There was a prince
Whose sister fell with Zeal.
His magic reigns,
Thus he's a Magus.
He holds a bloody scythe
In his gloved palms
And he decapitates like mad.
And that's about the time that Glenn became a toad.
He freaked out Lucca in the Cathedral,
However later she thinks he's a dish.
Lucca, clean your glasses.
Crono sacrificed himself,
But Marle's pendant guarded over them.
(Musical Interlude)
And then Gaspar placed in their hands the Chrono Trigger.
He said it would not aid or slow them down.
It was an emblem of fatalistic times,
So they traveled to Death Peak
And threw the egg into the sky.
There was an eclipse.
(Crono was revived.)
So Marle tackled him and almost bashed his skull,
And lectured him about his ignorance.
And Crono gazed into the darkened sky,
Unable to say a word.
That beast that they call Lavos,
"The football-playing duck,"
They slaughtered it.
And they saved the world...