It was a beautiful day. The J/Cers were worshipping their favorites of the 9 gods, Janeway and Chakotay. Those who weren't were using ancient stones to scribe drabbles, stories, poems, haikus, and prayers about their favorite characters. Among them was J/Cer1, whos favorite thing to write were drabbles. She was just beginning her 3rd that day when Zanza started screaming.
"They're coming! The P/Ters! They're coming! They're going to knock down our holy shrines!"
All the J/Cers started screaming eratically, not that that was abnormal. Then J/Cer3 started running down the mountain.
"They're bringing all the K/7ers!"
"Oh no!" exclaimed J/Cer1, who had been putting her drabble-stones in a safe place so they wouldn't shatter during the battle.
"Is there anybody we can enlist?" asked J/Cer4.
"Well," said J/Cer 5, "The few who worship Kes and Neelix said they would fight alongside us in any battle."
"Like that really helps." snorted Zanza. "We'll have 5 more people to fight with us. Big whoop."
"I bet," said J/Cer3, "We could enlist all the K/Ters, considering the battle will be against two of their mortal enemys."
"Good idea," said J/Cer4. "Anybody else?"
"Well," said J/Cer5, "There are a whole lot of J/Pers, and the P/Ters are one of their mortal enemies.
"Hello? Did you forget something? We're also their Mortal enemies." said Zanza
"Oh, yeah." said J/Cer5. "Sorry."
"Oh, c'mon, Zanza, stop being sarcastic." said J/Cer1
"The only reason I'm in this story in the first place is so I can be sarcastic."
"Whatever." said J/Cer1.
"Wait a sec." said J/Cer3.
"What?" asked J/Cer4.
"Don't a lot of us have some connection to the P/Ters and K/7ers... like a couple mentions in our stories, friends, ect." said J/Cer3.
"Yeah." said a lot of the J/Cers.
"Then you guys can greet them. Especially you, J/Cer6." said J/Cer3
"Awwwww..." said J/Cer6. "I wanted to help you enlist the K/Ters."
"You have very strong connections to our enemies. All right! J/Cer3, you have the K/T assignment. J/Cer1, go inform the worshippers of Kes and Neelix. Those with 'connections' may wait for our enemies. If you aren't someone with a 'connection', then you may go with J/Cer3 or J/Cer1. They will be in charge. I'll wait at the holy Shrine in case they take a wrong turn. J/Cer7, you're with me. Oh, and the 'connection' people will be led by J/Cer6." said J/Cer4.
J/Cer6 started dancing.
"You dance like a Ferengi." commented Zanza.
*
"J/Cer4!" yelled J/Cer3. May I introduce K/Ter1, the leader of the K/Ters, for now at least. And this is K/Ter2, her second in command."
"Pleased to meet you." said Zanza, who was coming down the hill.
"Zanza-a! You're supposed to be with the 'connectors.'" complained J/Cer7.
"I was." said Zanza. "But my friend, Hannie, is still mad at me, and not even 1 K/7er had ever heard of me or my stories. So I decided to come back here."
"Pleased to meet you, J/Cer4, J/Cer7, Zanza." said K/Ter1. "But I am curious as to why you are fighting the P/Ters. They do not oppose you or your holy pair."
"Yeah," said J/Cer4,"but we oppose their status."
"I don't get it." said K/Ter2.
"Me either." said K/Ter1."
"Well," said J/Cer7, "there are many of us, even more of us than there are P/Ters, so they think of us as enemies because we oppose their popular status when our pair only exists in our minds, our holy inscriptions, and our holy shrines."
"Whatever." said K/Ter2.
"Ok..." said K/Ter1. "Anyway, I am prepared to make a deal with you. Whenever there is a battle between us and the P/Ters, you fight alongside us. Whenever there is a battle between you and the P/Ters, we fight alongside you."
"May we change those a leetle bit?" asked J/Cer4.
"Howso?" asked K/Ter2.
"We only fight together when the P/Ter pursue us, we cannot pursue the P/Ters." said J/Cer4
"That's OK, but why?"
"We are bound to the holy rules of Janeway, so we may not pursue, or help pursue a battle." said J/Cer7.
"Hey, could you stop saying 'pursue'? It's creeping me out." said Zanza.
*
Both the J/Cers and the P/Ters were in formation for battle, with their partner(s) along side them. Every single pair was right in the middle of a holy battle prayer. Suddenly, a bell rang.
"Oh!" said J/Cer5. "It's time for worshipping."
All the groups scattered towards their temple.
*
After prayers, J/Cer1 got our her drabbles again. J/Cer6 came down and sat down next to her.
"Whatcha writin'?" asked J/Cer6.
"A drabble." said J/Cer1. She noticed the rock in J/Cer6's hand. "What about you?"
"A story featuring P/T, J/C, and K/7." said J/Cer6.
Zanza came down at sat next to them.
"Hey, Zanza." said J/Cer1. What are you writing?"
"A recollection of this battle."
The End
{for now Bwahahahaha}
"They're coming! The P/Ters! They're coming! They're going to knock down our holy shrines!"
All the J/Cers started screaming eratically, not that that was abnormal. Then J/Cer3 started running down the mountain.
"They're bringing all the K/7ers!"
"Oh no!" exclaimed J/Cer1, who had been putting her drabble-stones in a safe place so they wouldn't shatter during the battle.
"Is there anybody we can enlist?" asked J/Cer4.
"Well," said J/Cer 5, "The few who worship Kes and Neelix said they would fight alongside us in any battle."
"Like that really helps." snorted Zanza. "We'll have 5 more people to fight with us. Big whoop."
"I bet," said J/Cer3, "We could enlist all the K/Ters, considering the battle will be against two of their mortal enemys."
"Good idea," said J/Cer4. "Anybody else?"
"Well," said J/Cer5, "There are a whole lot of J/Pers, and the P/Ters are one of their mortal enemies.
"Hello? Did you forget something? We're also their Mortal enemies." said Zanza
"Oh, yeah." said J/Cer5. "Sorry."
"Oh, c'mon, Zanza, stop being sarcastic." said J/Cer1
"The only reason I'm in this story in the first place is so I can be sarcastic."
"Whatever." said J/Cer1.
"Wait a sec." said J/Cer3.
"What?" asked J/Cer4.
"Don't a lot of us have some connection to the P/Ters and K/7ers... like a couple mentions in our stories, friends, ect." said J/Cer3.
"Yeah." said a lot of the J/Cers.
"Then you guys can greet them. Especially you, J/Cer6." said J/Cer3
"Awwwww..." said J/Cer6. "I wanted to help you enlist the K/Ters."
"You have very strong connections to our enemies. All right! J/Cer3, you have the K/T assignment. J/Cer1, go inform the worshippers of Kes and Neelix. Those with 'connections' may wait for our enemies. If you aren't someone with a 'connection', then you may go with J/Cer3 or J/Cer1. They will be in charge. I'll wait at the holy Shrine in case they take a wrong turn. J/Cer7, you're with me. Oh, and the 'connection' people will be led by J/Cer6." said J/Cer4.
J/Cer6 started dancing.
"You dance like a Ferengi." commented Zanza.
*
"J/Cer4!" yelled J/Cer3. May I introduce K/Ter1, the leader of the K/Ters, for now at least. And this is K/Ter2, her second in command."
"Pleased to meet you." said Zanza, who was coming down the hill.
"Zanza-a! You're supposed to be with the 'connectors.'" complained J/Cer7.
"I was." said Zanza. "But my friend, Hannie, is still mad at me, and not even 1 K/7er had ever heard of me or my stories. So I decided to come back here."
"Pleased to meet you, J/Cer4, J/Cer7, Zanza." said K/Ter1. "But I am curious as to why you are fighting the P/Ters. They do not oppose you or your holy pair."
"Yeah," said J/Cer4,"but we oppose their status."
"I don't get it." said K/Ter2.
"Me either." said K/Ter1."
"Well," said J/Cer7, "there are many of us, even more of us than there are P/Ters, so they think of us as enemies because we oppose their popular status when our pair only exists in our minds, our holy inscriptions, and our holy shrines."
"Whatever." said K/Ter2.
"Ok..." said K/Ter1. "Anyway, I am prepared to make a deal with you. Whenever there is a battle between us and the P/Ters, you fight alongside us. Whenever there is a battle between you and the P/Ters, we fight alongside you."
"May we change those a leetle bit?" asked J/Cer4.
"Howso?" asked K/Ter2.
"We only fight together when the P/Ter pursue us, we cannot pursue the P/Ters." said J/Cer4
"That's OK, but why?"
"We are bound to the holy rules of Janeway, so we may not pursue, or help pursue a battle." said J/Cer7.
"Hey, could you stop saying 'pursue'? It's creeping me out." said Zanza.
*
Both the J/Cers and the P/Ters were in formation for battle, with their partner(s) along side them. Every single pair was right in the middle of a holy battle prayer. Suddenly, a bell rang.
"Oh!" said J/Cer5. "It's time for worshipping."
All the groups scattered towards their temple.
*
After prayers, J/Cer1 got our her drabbles again. J/Cer6 came down and sat down next to her.
"Whatcha writin'?" asked J/Cer6.
"A drabble." said J/Cer1. She noticed the rock in J/Cer6's hand. "What about you?"
"A story featuring P/T, J/C, and K/7." said J/Cer6.
Zanza came down at sat next to them.
"Hey, Zanza." said J/Cer1. What are you writing?"
"A recollection of this battle."
The End
{for now Bwahahahaha}