HELLO everyone, sorry I took so long to rewrite this story and make them much shorter chapters! LOL I will try not to make that mistake again, anywho. this will have some plot changes not to much, but some. this will also carry on into The Lord of the rings somewhat, with mention of many other shows and or movies, that is what is so fun about fiction! You can dream up some of the craziest stuff and if you can explain it well enough like all our favorite authors? You get some great science fiction, now I am not good enough to be in the same room as those greats. so I will settle for a few good reviews and a thanks! I had not been idle this whole time, I have another sort of multiverse story I had been trying to put thought to words, so I may upload it along with this one. So I hope you enjoy my silly story of which I own none of the characters or franchises from which they come from, I just like to mess with their heads and maybe yours. Thank you for the reviews and helpful critique. I hope this will be much more improved on from my first draft, HAPPY READING!
Rewrite on CHAPTER ONE
How did I get myself in this mess
How did I get in this mess again?
It is a very long story on how I got here, I sometimes still don't believe it myself. Harry does he said it's the Potter luck, yeah, I am not so sure about that! But as with everything in our lives its complicated, let me introduce myself; I am twin sister to one Harry James Potter. I am Holly Lillian Potter, yes, I am sister to the boy who lived. But I didn't start that way, you see I am living my second life! Hell, I don't care at this point all I know is we are getting the bloody hell out of here! Damnit I really hate our supposed aunt, uncle, and cousin!
As of 2 days ago I got most of my memory from my earlier life, it was a good thing too but let's talk about it later, for I hear the wonderful family leaving! Ass hats! Time to wake brother dear.
"Hey, Harry, wake up we are getting out of here, get up come on!" ok time to play tickle him till he pees himself, this will be funny (snicker to myself)
"Oi get up we are getting out brother! Ok tickle time! Mwahaha how do you like it? Come on they just left we got to go before porkins get back!"
"Holly why this is the only day they let us sleep in, it does no good to leave they just drag us back anyway! Besides where oh where my sweet sister of mine, would we go? We are locked in."
"We brother O mine are getting out like this." I move my hand and push magic and "alohomora" and the latch clicks open and I push the door open and step out, I turn and grin and chuckle.
"But how it was locked? How did you do it sis? And yes, I am so ready to leave this dump!"
"Good Harry you remember my story about this being my second life? You know after I kicked our dear tubby uncles butt?"
"Yes, about your being ex-special forces? Then your kind of a nerd, with tech and building stuff? Plus, you said this life is a book and movie series in your world, and that magic is real? And what you just did was real magic! Cool so we are going where they can't drag us back here again?"
"Yes, you goof! God you are so funny, now put some clothes on the warmest we can find! Hey, let's go snoop in their bedroom, and see what the ass hats have been hiding? Come on plus we can grab several blankets before we leave."
We climb the steps and I unlock the door, and we rummage thru drawers look under the bed, crap I am not finding anything! I look to see Harry has found money and a letter.
"Harry? What did you find? What is with that wad of cash too? What does the note say that your throwing off some major hate and disgust?" I walk over and put my hand on his arm, and he spins and grabs me in a bear hug, and I return the hug. He never does this unless…. NO!
"Harry, talk to me we don't have a lot of time to split what is it? Brother tell me what is wrong."
"They are getting money to "take care" of us there is at least 8,000 pounds and this letter!"
I read the letter and its from the headmaster of Hogwarts Dumbledork! Oh, so he was paying them to beat us and treat us like shit! Fine payback is a bitch! And am in the mood for some good ole payback! I turn to Harry and give him my sinister grin, he chuckles.
"Ok that's it! Quick look for anything valuable we can hock and more cash! Were gonna burn this sucker down! Are you ready brother dear? I can only see it as fair trade, for the shit they put us thru! But if you would rather not? Go down and I will light this dump."
"Are you mental I am staying here and helping you this will be fun." We laugh and tear the place apart and find a safe, the keys were right there not more than three feet away! Stupid people.
When done we hit the kitchen, and throw food into our chubby cousins' book bag, and our old and crappy hand me down bag! Assholes! We grab two blankets and pillows and pile them by our cabinet, then I run out the back and grab a full? Wow mower gas can! Yes, we run back up and dowse the upper floor then the downstairs. Then with the grill matches and the mental connection on, I make contact then strike and throw the match it goes just as we beam out, ha take that you bloody wankers! We end up in what looks like the chair room? Ok so this is a crossover universe then? Oh boy I feel a headache coming on already! Harry is checking it out.
"Welcome my young friends! We must remove your tracker charms before they try to find you, plus look you both over for you two are too skinny!"
"Can you remove the soul shard from Harry? And look for the same frequency to find all the other ones? And what is left of moldy shorts?" we climb up on the beds and lay back.
"Well yes, I can but it will take sometime to scan for this, now I am killing the soul! And I am downloading his memories, ugh he is one twisted thing? Monster? Yes, better fitting of him. Now I am going to put you two out for then next… three days to make up for them starving you, night!"
I wish I could do more for these little angels, but all I can do is help them prepare for the journey ahead. Though, I think its great they struck back before they left! Good for them!
"Morning sleeping beauty! You are up before your brother and yes, I had better clothes put on you both, instead of those rags. I hope you don't mind? Ok sweetie hop up in the chair! Let's see what you're at on brain power! So, you're at 95% on the DNA and your able to…. Huh well you can take the entire download! So, I also got I think most of the books for you for the 7 years of magical schooling, plus I did the liberty of sorting thru icky moldy shorts memories and downloaded about half of his magical knowledge. Which, turned out to be quite a bit, now I have slowed it down, and cut back on the history to prominent issues. Then do you want the odd stuff like music, art?"
"Uh no thank you just the important stuff please, and how long will it take?"
"Three to four hours Holly just lay back and relax and after you need to meditate to get it organized to where you will be able to access it easily. Okay? Rest and just let it flow."
"Wow that was weird! Hey Harry, my sweet brother O mine whatcha eating? Plus, its time for you to hop in the chair and fill your head also!"
"What was it like? Did you catch any of it as it was filling your head? Oh, and we have a little bit of everything Holly! She can beam food and clothes anything we need! Plus, we both have grown 6″ inches! Plus, no more glasses for me! I was so sick of them things!"
"You look better to Harry, your muscles have filled out better, now we just have to work out and make all the girls want to snog you senseless! The chair is cool, and you just let it do its thing and relax, I tried to catch stuff, but it was making my head hurt! So just relax and nap."
So, after I ate and chat with Harry before he hopped in the chair; then I went to meditate something I haven't done since coming or I should say waking up in this life. I stayed in place as Harry came in and I told him how the best way to maximize our time, he asked how long was I planning to meditate for? Until I am tired Harry, but you will find you can go for a couple of days and not be tired, hungry yes so just work on three things core, sorting and expanding your mind. Just switch off every now and then. We sat there for four days when the computer woke us from our meditative state, so we ate and took showers, and went back at it again.
We spent the next two months between meditation and practice spells, then I made Harry work out with me! That's right, I am looking out for my brother damnit he isn't sluffing off! In our two months we both have filled out; muscle wise Harry will have girls chasing him. Yes, I will more than likely have boys chasing me also! It had better not be Ron the walking stomach! Yuck!
"So, Harry now that we have both our Animagus forms are we ready to go into the magical world? And see if we can get a certain rat to squeak for? I wonder if madam Bones is head of the DMLE?"
"Yes Holly, she is and according to my scans, the Weasleys have left for a few hours. So, you can get a plain garden rat, stun it and trade and they will never know!"
"Holly what are we going to do for money? All we got is these 25,000 pound notes, and what will they give us for trade on galleons?"
"Well, Harry I thought we could liberate some from the Malfoy vault under their house! Alice do you have their vault on your scanners?"
"Why yes I do! How much are we talking here? I can clean them out! Plus get the book!"
"No not yet, I was thinking 150,000 galleons, or less maybe 80,000 just till we can talk Sirius onto our little adventure, and we can get to those gate addresses, and hope we have a good ship sitting on one of those planets! I will write these notes while you two figure out the money."
"Well, we got a bottomless bag! And um we got way more than we need, so when we get what we need, we should send it back, right? Please tell me we are not becoming thieves?"
"As if we would stoop so low, no think of it as a loan until we get going! Now are you getting the rat? Or am I? or just following me to watch my tail?"
"Watching your tail then we need to convince him to go shower, ugh I can only imagine how he smells! Plus, I can't wait to get a wand to see if it makes casting easier!"
So, we did just that, we caught a normal rat and stunned Peter, then I pop in on madam Bones, drop the sleazy jerk on her desk with a note, then fly over to a filing cabinet."
"Well I hope you didn't come to share your lunch with me you pretty phoenix? Well, lets see what this note says! Ok if this indeed Peter then we have a major issue! Kingsley get in here and bring one we trust! So, my pretty phoenix what is this other note? Ok well, it is a day of revelations today it seems! Shit this is going to screw up my day! But I thank you uh? Flicker? Wow cool name for such a sweet bird."
"You wanted to see us Madam Bones? I brought my trainee, Tonks, she just graduated three months ago! So why do you have a rat and a phoenix in your office?"
"This is Peter Pettigrew he is a rat Animagus! So, I turn him, and you bind him to that chair! Ok wake him, and three drops of serum please. Hello Peter, are you the one to betray James and Lily Potter to Voldemort? Are you a devoted death eater? And did you set up Sirius Black 7 years ago?"
"Yes, on all counts."
"Who came up with the idea to frame Sirius?"
"It was Albus! He said he needed control over his weapon, so he would obey and follow him only!"
"Good enough Kingsley go get Sirius out of that hell! Where did the phoenix take off to? Anyway, I want all records of Sirius trial and arrest! Also, read this once we are done with this, we lead a team to see and recover the escaped convict! Barty knows better than to do this shit!"
"Yes, this is bad, do we wait and pick him up after we verify this is true? Well, your friend is helping us today! Saved us 2 hours! Hello, Sirius good to see you again, under better terms."
"Yes Sirius, your friend flicker here has saved your bacon! Here, it seems your owed for 7 years of wrongful imprisonment! This will not make up for it but here are 50,000 galleons its more than I am supposed to give, but you suffered more than just being stuck in there. Here is a note from Flicker she says go home and shower! You stink! See it says it right there, but I think you should register before you leave! Right?"
"Yes, madam Bones! I will not give them any reason to throw me back into that hellhole again!"
I land on Sirius' shoulder and ride him back to the Black manor I hop off and land on a chair, he is abnormally quiet, I hope he is ok. I let Harry in, and we go to the library, and we sort thru books, I have a big stack I want to borrow! There are some amazing spells! I toss the dark stuff back on the shelves! We finish just as Sirius walks in, he is both surprised and shocked.
"James? What, where is Lilly and the kids? And who is this mighty fine lady? Wow please tell me you're not cheating on Lily? If you are? I am kicking your ass!"
"Well it's good that I am not James, and this mighty fine woman is Holly. And I hear you repeat those words I will be kicking your ass! Plus, Holly wants to do a little lite reading, from your library! Yes, for her this is light, let's talk, and we need a hug from our dog father!"
"Dog father? Oh, I see where your getting that idea from, so which one of you sprung me?"
We sit and talk for a few hours, then we pop over to the bank, and ask to speak with our account manager! Wow talk about grumpy! But I can see why, these wizards are downright rude!
"Greetings Slipfang, we come to aske about our account, and take our inheritance test, if we may without causing too much trouble?"
"Ah yes, Lady Potter and Heir Potter! It is good that you have finally come in! that old goat comes in once a week to see if you had found out about the magical world! The fool, what was he thinking of putting you in with muggles that hate magic! Nice on the fire by the way, no insurance either! Ok you both need to fill the bottom of a bowl, just to cover the bottom. Now then let's see, Lord Potter you are heir to Slytherin by right of conquest, Hufflepuff, Merlin and Evans. These five rings are yours and I can legally give them to you because you brought your godfather, put them on any order. Now the Potter estate and island is only accessible with your ring, Evans there is a small house out toward Scotland, the founders only register as having a room in each house at Hogwarts! Merlin? God only knows if he has anything."
"So, I just touch it and say which one I want? When your done with Holly can we see our parents will please Slipfang? Also get a rundown on what we have?"
"Yes, we will but the will has been sealed by the headmaster! So, by the time you get back from your vaults, we should be ready, ok? Now Lady Potter you have four rings, its not common for women to inherit titles and you will want to keep it quiet! Or you will have every pure blood chasing you for a marriage contract! You are heiress to Morgan Le Fay, Ravenclaw, Gryffindor and Family Long now they were thought killed off by you know who? Ok there is a small house out by Evans estate and the other three are pretty much all Hogwarts."
"Long? Who in our family was a long? Sirius? Do you know who it could be?"
"No sweetheart I am not sure, I seem to recall your mother talking about it twice with James, but other than that? No sorry maybe we will find out at your estate?"
"Honorable Slipfang, when we get back I have several investments I would like to begin."
"Very good Lady Potter, I have been told your investments will payback in buckets, I have one question. Why do you need to go over your accounts? You should be getting statements sent by owl to you once a month?"
"No sir we have not received a single one! We have locked under the stairs except to work as those fucking assholes slaves! If it weren't for my memory coming to me on our 8th birthday, we wouldn't have come until our 11th for going to school."
"What? I tell you what you go to your vaults and pick out what you think you need at this time, do you need a trunk or some bags?"
"Yes, uh do you have debit or credit cards where we can just use that in the muggle as well as the magical world? It would be so much easier than trying to keep cash and not have to run back here to get more."
"That is an excellent idea I will run it by my boss and see how fast we can set it up, here you both go two trunks with charms, for feather light, security, and expansion charms! And two bags."
We bow and step out and follow a goblin to the carts and wait for Sirius, when he shows up we all climb in and we are off! It's the coolest ride ever! I may come here once a week to ride it for fun.
"We will do Lord Potters first! follow me! The Potter family vault you both must touch the door."
We do, and it opens slowly we step in Harry said take what ever you want its your as much as mine. So, I look thru books and I like them all, so I find one trunk almost full, so I finish filling it, then shrink it then put it in my pocket. We find some wands, only about two responds to either of us, so we stick them in our pocket, we look thru jewelry there are some nice stuff, but nothing is charmed! We leave and go to Evans vault I find great big stacks of books! Cool I sit and sort thru them and put them in my trunk! Then some more jewelry but nothing to get excited about, it was pretty, but I am not the typical girly girl.
"You know, I wonder if mom knew about her vault? If dad knew about the island we would have been safe! I bet the old goat is behind it! If he is I will kick his shriveled up balls into his throat!"
"Here is the Merlin vault! And Morgan Le Fay is the next one Lady Potter."
"Please just Holly, I sound like some old lady when I hear that." I giggle Harry and Sirius chuckles the goblin grins and nods.
"Yes, Holly then I ask you call me Griphook, this vault hasn't been touched for over a 1000years."
We look thru stuff ooh nanites I fill my bag with tech of all kinds, then he only has 50 books? Well that sucks so I thumb thru and put them in the trunk! Then I find two staff one sends out a pulse! It feels warm in my hands I hand the other to Harry and his does the same! Cool I check out the stone it radiates power? I feel it from a bowl and I find about 50 more! Idea rings instead of a wand, plus I need some damned good charms and runes to make them powerful. I find more books on sword and staff fighting, then a healing book? It looks great to, then a few more on fighting, what caught my eye was two books on battle magic! Yes, I clean out all tech, then I feel a weird power coming from the corner I just came to, I pick up what looks like a scepter? It feels just like being next to the goblins? This is weird! Wait no! it couldn't be! That would be awful to a warrior race! The fucking wizards! Need to calm or Harry will be over here, fuck to late!"
"What is wrong Holly? I could feel your anger from over there! Without our bond, what is it sis?"
"Keep your voice down, but the goblins have been far more bullied than we originally thought! We will need to see the king when we get back up top! Trust me its bad brother."
"Ok, I believe you if it pissed you off that much sis I can only imagine what it will do to me! These dragon hormones are driving me nuts! How are you managing sis?" I shrug and grin
When we were done, with Merlin we hit the Morgan Le Fay vault! It has some more tech, so I load it in the trunk. The nanites is what I found cool! She had more excellent books than Merlin, more battle magics several old charms, transfiguration, runes, hexes, jinx, defense, three old potion books with some much needed potions and one on rituals? I stand there and read thru it, there are some sick stuff in here! Then the other half would be excellent boost to our magic as well as our body! Well I will talk it over with the guys, I put them away, I look around find several wands. I pick them up one at a time and only get two to pick me! But one felt powerful! I take them over to Harry and Sirius they both get two each they both said cool no buying a wand!
We get over to the family Long vault, I go in and see it hasn't been touched in a very long time. I go thru books, oh my god! Why are these books kept hidden? I look thru charms and it was a good thing I was sitting down, or I would have fallen over! I found several charms I will use! I read thru the others then advanced math there are three with runes also master or better from the looks! I put them in a safe place! Then I notice a ring and necklace I pick them out from under some stuff. I can feel the charms! Step out of time, expand your knowledge and understanding and photographic memory! Yes! I put them on and it's at once an improvement! Oh, this will help with studying all these wonderful books! I find a jewelry box and find more charmed rings though these are different, they give a boost plus prevent anyone reading your mind or any mind affecting spells! So, I hand one to the guys they put them on, their eyes got real big, then look at the rings.
Then it's the founders vaults! They were a disappointment! Seriously! I cleaned the gold out of my two plus the few books that was there! Ravenclaw should have been full of terrific books, nope there was 36 yes, I counted them! They are better than what they are teaching now! But I did find more charms and runes to add to my list of useful spells. The Gryffindor vault was as I expected though there were more wand and sword and battle magic and another healing book."
I asked Griphook for two more trunks to clean the two out, and said I will keep them open for now an what I needed to keep them open he said a galleon, so I add a galleon to each after cleaning them out. Harry picked up what I was doing and did the same, we get back to the top with our stuff, and we go to Slipfang he says follow him! We go to see Ragnock he greets us, and I greet him and say in Furling!
"It is humbling to be before the ancient and great noble race of the Furling nation."
"You know? How could you? Your, just a child and yet you figured out our greatest shame. But let us get to the matter at hand, I have here your parents will, and I went over the Potter family vault and did an audit! Did you know that Albus has signed two marriage contracts for you two for the two youngest Weasleys? Yes, and you were left with muggles that you were never supposed to be near! He sent you there anyway! Plus, on the day your parents died? He took a massive amount for taking care of those poor orphans! I will not tolerate theft from orphans! He has also been audited, and it appears he has stolen from several families! Well also a Molly Weasley has also stolen out of your accounts along with Ronald and Ginny Weasley!"
"We were talking about this in the vaults if our parents knew about the island we would have been safe! I would bet all our gold the old goat didn't let them near the bank to claim his lordship. I am also willing to bet he set this whole bullshit prophecy up as well!"
"You know I think your right! Well the funds have been returned to your accounts, I am also told you cleaned out the founders' vaults? Turning the rings over to the school is a clever idea! Now your family vault is back to 850 million galleons, the reason why? Is your great grandfather invented a hair gel that is still popular today among a few other potions. Now your Evans vault was hit also but I back traced it to the date he switched it his account, so it is back to 280 million, Long family luckily, he didn't touch it your sitting on 750 million plus another 900 thousand for Le Fay vault plus and other 250 thousand for the two founder vaults! So, I hear we need to officially make you two adults! Sign here and Sirius also sign here! Now investments I heard?"
"Yes, here is a list of 15 muggle companies that will be with in the next year? Their stocks will split! If we get in before they do while they are cheap? We will be rolling in money! These are the top 5 I want 10 million on each! Yes, and the rest do 3 million on each so 80 million. By the end of the year I should have made most of that back!"
"Now that will be nice to see! Harry and Sirius any investing today?"
"Yes, I will follow my goddaughters lead also same amounts and all!" he grins I giggle
"I have learned to never bet or go against my sister, she can kick my ass! So, I will also invest the same amount and stocks, I also think Holly has something to ask."
"Yes, I do and sorry King Ragnock, but someone has brought a horcrux into your bank and is in a vault."
"Who would dare to bring such vile filth into our halls? They just lost their vault now who?!"
"Bellatrix Lestrange it's a small cup from house Hufflepuff your majesty."
"Go get it and confiscate all of that vault destroy all dark artifacts also! Now sorry those are the worst magic ever made! Now I owe you some money Lady Sorry Holly for your idea of credit cards here is your card with your new id and license. And 5 thousand galleons have been added to your Long account, now with thing normally we charge 10 thousand to destroy these! But I sense your able to dispose of them? Then I will add 20 thousand to for to take care of it and throw in a bottomless bag, sound good Holly?"
"Yup do you also sell bags that will produce more? I am always picking up stuff to keep!"
"Yes, they will produce 30 bags each and cost 15 thousand. How many would you like?"
"Um I think two for now will do? Yes, two is good, I also have a question, would the Furling nation be willing to leave this dump and walk outside and breathe fresh air? While being your full height? I found the scepter in Merlin's vault to reverse it. Also, I am going to need training for swords and bows, and I need a list of these weapons here, along with armor that will self-adjust for whoever it goes on! Like little ole me then to a seven foot Furling. I would like them to go into a pendant not girlie but sleek and, I need thirty rings I found these charms and runes in our family vaults these I would like on the ring and pendant. Now for the armor I would like these do you see the strategy behind these? And the total I would like 50 but! Oh, I got these stones I want for the focus for the rings. There should be enough for the 50 and you can keep what is left over."
"You missy drive a hard bargain! Let's, see yes, we can do these weapons…. The armor yes, here are some drawings of rings and pendants we might have made or are in stock."
We look thru them I pick out two each I like, and Harry likes them also, so Harry picks the ring I pick the pendant and we hand them over to Ragnock! He looks them over and nods.
"We are in luck the rings were made for um someone, but they backed out, but we do have 50. The pendant we will need to make 20 but that is nothing, the armor yes I can see where your coming from and it will take about 6 weeks to get all the weapons and all charms for everything,"
"Okay that is good for me! So, we talk price when all is said and done?"
"Yes, Holly we will wait till the order is ready, and for the training yes we would be happy to train friends of the Furling nation. And these runes and charms we will keep it quiet."
"Oh, that's good for I give you permission to use them also, for friends work and watch each other's back. May your gold forever overflow and your enemies always taste defeat."
"May your enemies die slow painful deaths and you get rich off their plunder." We bow and leave
"Sirius did you welcome Andromeda and Tonks back to the family? And kick Narcissa and Draco out of the family? You know they might try to take back the Black family estate! Oh, and we are doing some shopping then go to Potter manor ok guys?" they nodded after Sirius caught up
We went to the trunk shop I got the biggest one with house inside, I also got a back pack that would connect to the trunk, so I can access it via the backpack. The house is 6 bedroom suite with potion lab, vault, work out room, storage room and dueling room. We cleaned out all three apothecary shops and I also cleaned out the potion shops of vial's and containers for rendering down a basilisk. We also hit the book stores and I loaded up and asked about any rare and hard to find books that paid off great.
We bought several brooms, then we hit the grocery stores then liquor 80 year old scotch I bought the guy out plus bourbon and whisky and fire whisky. Harry suggested butterbeer, so I bought 50 cases then candy all we would dare try to eat. We also bought a few dress robes and some muggle looking clothes, we walk in an antique store we are snoopin when I find a familiar crest! The Potter family crest the more I looked around the more pissed I got!
"What is it sis your throwing out some serious pissed waves! Tell me what it is?"
"They have Potter family furniture in here! And who the hell said they could sell it!?"
After facing my pissed off self they gave it to us for what they paid! Assholes oh they are still holding out on us! So, I am in their face now when they finally admit they had a huge jewelry cabinet they give it to us and said Lucius Malfoy sold it a few days ago! Oh, I want him dead so bad we go tell Ragnock he is even more pissed then me. He hands us a portkey to get thru the wards and says when they are out and wished us a good payback! And chuckled as we left.
We went to Potter manor put it all back then I headed for the library I am reading when I can sense the house elves are bad. I call them and five come in the room, I drop and push magic into their little bodies when I finished they looked like younglings. They bonded with me, so the head elf said we had everything and said it was ready for us to move in. I decided to read so I step out of time and I go thru the vault where the terrific books are! Then I go back to the library and go thru each book faster than before! It takes no time to get them all read. I sit and meditate to go thru and sort it all then work on my core then expanding my mind, when I finish I get this crazy idea I giggle as I step back into time.
"Hey Harry? I got an idea lets shrink the estate and trunk it! We will have three greenhouses plus Malfoy might come back! Then I have the perfect place to hit next!" I giggle darkly
"Oh man I hope I never have that look aimed at me yikes! James used to get that look when he was pissed and was out for blood."
"Hey sis sounds good to me! Hey guys we need to shrink the estate and trunk it, Malfoy might find his way back again! Plus, this way you can be with us all the time."
The little guys were more than happy to shrink it and ride along with us I grab Sirius and Harry and teleport into Riddle mansion! No one has been here since he tried to kill Harry! Yes, free reign over his stuff Mwahaha! Yes, the fucker has pissed me off! We search all the rooms if it was dark we didn't touch it! I was in the library looking thru books most were dark but there were a few greys to light; I kept them in a pile when I was done sorting I found a lot of family magic and potion books I copied them all even the grey books and put them away.
I know one thing I learned! And that is where his vault is I cut thru his traps like they were nothing and find the first vault! I cast the spell to count galleons just shy of 700 million! I bag it all up then copy books well except for ours! Fucker! After putting them away I open the secret passage and cut thru his traps. When I hit bottom damn that is a lot of gold! I cast the spell 695 billion I put it in the same bag! I sit and sort thru all the books and read ours these are some excellent spells and potions. I find moldy warts journals and begin to read them the tears come I don't even try to stop them, Harry is there instantly he is holding me as he reads with me.
We show Sirius he starts cussing and magic bursts out as he hit the wall shattering a substantial part of it, when he calms he drops to the floor almost in tears like us."
"I have a wonderous idea guys, I think we need to repo the moldy asses house I took all his fucking money all 700 billion! And he aint getting it back either the dick!"
"You are the next generation marauder! Yes, I wish your parents could see this! James would beat us outside and try to shrink it with us inside!"
We get up as I round up books that are ours and copy the others! What? There are some great stuff in them! Plus, I put the journals in where I can find them. We go out and ask our little friends to do the honors, they are overjoyed to hit him where he lives! We then use the port key to Malfoy manor we search for anymore of our stuff and find books for all our families plus many others! I hit the vault I use a separate bag clean it out and go thru more stolen books! I copy and put away and go search for the horcrux and find it! Then I also find Dobby I drop to my knees and hug him and ask if he would rather bond with Harry or Holly Potter and he is a good elf his masters are bad they steal from us when we couldn't find our family estate! He looks pissed and says he would not serve them anymore and bonded with me and I suggested we repo their house also!
So, all the elves shrunk it and trunked it and we all laughed. I suggested we put up an illusion of their house, so they do it will last until they get in bed! We all crack up the elves go into our shrunken houses.
"Hey, I say we hit the school now there shouldn't be anyone there! We can snoop all we want plus we can get in the founders' rooms in each house! How about it? Plus, we can kill a basilisk I want a duster some pants a vest and maybe a cloak or coat made from its hide it repels magic."
"I am in what do we need sis to kill this thing and render it down?"
"Hey, if you guys go, I go so let's do this shall we? Then what are we doing with the meat and such? I know some of it is worth a lot of money."
"Oh, my dear sweet dog father I have a plan and it's a whopper!" I giggle as they chuckle
We stop and get a rooster we teleport right in the chamber and we get set up, I call out the snake we wait until its all the way out! And let the cock crow the snake did a shiver and dropped dead! I quickly remove the eyes put them in the special containers, then set out all the rest and multiply them several times. Then we called the elves asked if they would like to help to render it down? They were on it faster than I could have believed! With their help we had it done in less than an hour it was all packed and put away.
Then we decided to explore I bumped into an invisible safe or locker I hissed appear it did! Man, it was full of rare to extinct plants, so we set up an assembly line! I conjured or multiplied the plants after they were set in pots; the elves would put half or more in our greenhouses. We saved some ten of each plant for professor sprout the rest went into a trunk greenhouse for later! We finished it in two hours then we sent the elves to deliver the plants to the professor.
We then moved through a door into an office we found two extremely precious healing books! The fucking idiot was making sure he made his money! I copied it several times I kept three and started a new trunk just for stuff like this! There was a potion book that had some great potions copy and stash. There wasn't much else me and Harry were picking at each other about him taking the 350 thousand I found in the safe! The butt head.
"Fine brother I will hold onto your milk money until your ready to spend it." I giggle at his look
"Oh, careful sister I can still almost kick your butt!" I glare he runs behind Sirius we chuckle
"Ooh look this potion bench is charmed to produce better and multiple potions! Snape would love to have this! Its really to bad he wont even see it!" we all crack up I stash it in my potion lab
We snoop and find a couple more books, then we hit Hufflepuff room next! Eh just plant books that are some collectors dream so I copy them, we leave the little greenhouse. We hit the Ravenclaw house and find a few terrific books! Finally, then we hit Gryffindor tower and more books on fighting I sigh it could have been a better haul! Then I notice a secret compartment, when I open it there is the sword of Gryffindor! Oh, wow it just bonded to me cool I put it away. I disappear and check to see what is with the weird monitoring charms! They are all over in the dorms and bathrooms! The sick old fart so I go and check his office and go thru his book collection, the old bastard has family spell and potion books! I look for a journal I find three I take them and his recordings kids! Ugh creepy fucker! I find our stuff the cloak and several other things, so I clean up! I hit all the books copy and stash them put the others with the collection.
When done I hear him coming I turn invisible and pull out my wand and float up above the door! He walks in and senses me he gets in and sees his office is trashed he pulls out his elder wand and I silently disarm and bind his ass then I remove all hair then tattoo him as pervert!
I decide to try something I push my magic into the old goat and make him younger, this will be so funny then I change him into the hottest looking chick ever and permanently remove all hair! I set him up in his chair and take several photos! Then I put a permanent charm to make him think he looks normal and wearing clothes! Ha-ha then when they try to add clothes they vanish! Ha then I take a sharpie and write on his back and front exactly who and what he has done! Creepy old goat then I put a contract on his desk that says all his vaults go to me right when he asks where the elder wand is!
So, I put up an illusion of Minerva telling him to sign it, so she can get the potters ready for class he signs it! It flashes he asks where his wand is what wand he says his elder wand and its done! Stun his ass and take my contract and go see the ROR!
"Hey guys (snort laughing snort) look at this I got him, or I should say her!" they look, and we are rolling around laughing when we catch our breath we hit the room of lost things, we grab the diadem then we snoop I find lots of trunks I snoop they are all just clothes and some books until I find the Family Long mansion and Potter mansion I shrink them put them away and find Snape's family trunk full of expensive jewelry and 350 thousand galleons! Cool I shrink it and put it away and go look thru stuff!
I move a platter and there is a bowl full of gems I pick one up, I wave my wand over them fuck their real! Why are there real gemstones in here of all places?
"Hey Sirius, why would there be a bowl of real gemstones in here? Are they free for the taking?"
"What let me see! Oh, wow there is a lot of money in that bowl! Well I say you found it keep it!"
I transfigure the bowl into a coin purse and stuff it in my bag and snoop some more, I know I am not keeping them, but I will ask mini what should I do with them! We spend several hours and find thirty books and most belong to the school. I find a dark spell book and I flip thru it and find a section on horcrux and I could kill the old goat! Right here in black and white how to remove it from a living host with out killing them! And how to remove it from other objects and not destroy them! Fucking controlling dumbass who is a dark lord hiding in plain sight.
"Hey guys I am so pissed right now look at this! He knew what was or is going on with moldy wart he could be looking for the horcrux! But no, he is too busy playing with himself or trying to control our lives to ruin them! There is a meeting day after tomorrow if he makes it that long!"
"This is from my family library why is it here? Who let's compare journals from when moldy wart was coming here. You guys having any luck?" we shook our head no
It took us and hour to sync up the journals, we were all ready to end these two, so I said if we are done snoopin? Let's, go out I want to try another room. So, we walk out I brought all the books, then I paced and asked for a library with lost, forgotten, or hidden knowledge. We spent several hours going thru all the books and made two piles, one for eh could have been better! And the other is our copy multiple times and hand out most of them.
After sorting we put the not so good books to the side! Then we set up a trunk for the ones to be handed out. After copying 250 books I now have some reading to do I notice Sirius is looking.
"Sirius do we need to take you somewhere to get laid? Your over there staring again, not that I mind but your godson is about to beat the ever loving shit out of you! Just so you know."
"What? Oh, sorry I cannot understand how you turned out so gorgeous! Plus, you two sit around naked like it doesn't bother you! Why is that and god I can't help it! Its hard to not look."
"Interesting choice of words there Sirius! We both can see it is "hard" for you to sit there! And yes, I noticed you checking me out also, word of warning! My sister doesn't need to call out for help I can tell when she is in real trouble! And I will kill anyone who touches her without her permission, there have already been some close calls."
"With who? If anyone kills them it had better be me you're too young to visit prison!"
"Drop it guys it happened almost and Harry beat the shit out of the older student, then that person went to juvenile hall! With missing teeth and a few fingers and two cast."
"Before you think I did it all! I did not after Holly could get up she ripped the kid a new ass!"
"So, our beautiful Holly is a scrapper! Cool even better she can run with us boys and beat up the bullies for us! Like Snape!"
"Harry, I found this ring and necklace in my vault it takes you out of time, its like time has stopped but, your living in a frozen second! And you never get tired after I finish reading I want you to do the same and meditate for as long as you need to." He nodded
I step out of time and begin reading and don't stop until done then I dive into the trunks and all their books! When done I sort them out and copy the ones I want to keep, then the family magic I keep them together. I then meditate for days working on my core mind and body, I summon work out dummies and practice fight, and work on the exercise gym in my trunk house. I stay at it for 6 or 10 months when I decide to step back in time I copy them and give them both a set!
"What happened to you sis? Your buff and hot as hell how long did you work out?"
"Um I think 8 maybe 10 months, I figure it is the best time to get into shape and build my stamina plus my core is never mind. Here you go work out together after you read these and meditate and work on your core and mind for a month! Then do working out to practice fighting it will make you feel better!"
So, I napped while they read! Then when they started the physical part I worked with them! For another year plus our breaks for meditating. When we stopped and showered we put our books away and put the dreaded clothes on, then we snuck back in his office and Harry freed the phoenix who just happens to be his new mate! I snicker at look on his face.
"Ok Sirius are you ready to be one with your dragon? But before we do Alice have you got a lock on moony?"
"Yes, Holly he is actually looking for you and Sirius he thinks he set the fire! Or that is what the old goat told him. So, beam him here then?"
"Yes, please Alice, wands out and stun if we have to! Now, hello moony long time no see you at all! No letters no visits you sure he is family? At least you had an excuse!"
"What I was doing what Albus told me! He said it wasn't safe to be around you! Now why are you with him and where the hell are we? And why are you three naked? Your very beautiful, and to old what the hell happened?"
"Well ole boy you been had by the old bastard! Just like everyone else here sit read his own journals they are in sync with moldy wart. Speaking of I think it is time brother dear."
"I agree sis lets be done with this chapter in our lives! You got the locket from Sirius house?"
"Hold on what locket? I have never seen that before in my life! Is it one of his?"
"Yup now watch! Alice lets end moldy wart before he can begin, the only thing left should be the ring. But if there are more then beam them here! Then as you destroy the fragments beam and destroy the rest please."
"Got it boss its just the ring and commencing destruction of soul pieces and the rest, its all done. Kind of anticlimactic but I am glad it's gone!"
"Ok brother here is the deathly hallows for you to master! Here all set up and ready just for you."
"Uh no that is okay you go ahead! I don't want nothing to do with it, creepy why did he want it?"
"Yes, it's one reason we were targeted he wanted the cloak, the Gaunt family for the ring and he killed his lover for the death stick. So, killing off an ancient and most noble house of Potter, Long, Evans, Longbottom and whoever else he deemed worthy of killing off and stealing their family magic and heirlooms!"
"Holly therefore I do not want it, there have been many killed over it, and many who died because of it. We are not those people, we are the many victims of said people."
I chuckle he will not like what I am about to say! Hell, I am not crazy about knowing it!
"Brother, you remember my story of my earlier life? Here is a little proof that this is our legacy. Sirius place your hand on this and proclaim with confidence, you are! The master of death!"
"Well, ok this makes me immortal right? Okay here goes nothing! I Sirius Black am the master of death! Now what sweetie? Isn't he supposed to pop up and go master you called?"
"Yes, but it will only work for a Peverell descendent. Of which you are not, now you see why it is our legacy? All these years people died and killed for a stupid myth!"
"Holly, why do you say this is you and Harrys legacy? When you just said you had an earlier life? What do you mean by that? I only ask because, I have only just met you since Albus told me to stay away. What is going on? Sirius? Kids where are we anyway? These journals! If this is true? Then why don't we go settle this like we would if James was here?"
"Moony, you want to see something that was done downright marauder style? Look at this picture! I took that just before we left Hogwarts! This was what I left him as, plus he is charmed to see himself as he is normally! (giggling) he will walk into the important wizard meeting (we all laugh as I try to finish) and embarrass himself!" we all roar laughing I sit up after catch my breath and grin my "look out trouble is coming" grin Harry grins the other two? Move away!
"Dobby! Hey Dobby, I need you to track down an elf her name is Winky, she might have been told she was a bad elf. Do you know where the Crouch family lives?"
"Oh yes mistress I know Winky she not a bad elf! Do I need to bring her here to bond with mistress Holly?"
"Yes, please do, and just call me Holly! Please?" pop he is gone after nodding I sigh
"Moony, my sister has memories of her life before this one! You will not believe me when I tell you, but I will tell you anyway. She was a middle aged man with three kids, his wife died in child birth with their third, a little girl. The entire family was smart! They were always working on new inventions or fixing other mistakes to make them work. But, the important part? There in her other life! Was an entire series of books and movies about this orphan! That was beaten, starved, neglected, and told he was a freak! Then he gets a letter saying he was a wizard! He doesn't know anything about his life! Because it was safer to leave him in the dark! Alone and wanting a way out, and a miracle appears he can get away from his abusive aunt and uncle!"
"Harry, calm down! I will finish okay? When this little boy gets away from them, he finds a whole new world of wonder! Until it begins to sour over the next few years! Every year there are tests! Then his dog father escapes prison to check to make sure his pup is alright. Because he recognizes the traitor is still alive and living in his rat form! With the Weasley family! Friends and supporters of Albus the I know what is better for the greater good jackass! Sorry he pisses me off! Well this boy is told he is coming to kill him, until there is a stand off in the shrieking shack between you two and the greasy dungeon git! The truth is finally known! But you turn into moony Sirius changes to grim to distract you meanwhile Snape is more concerned with getting revenge on Sirius with a dementors kiss! Long story short! The old goat never tries to help clear Sirius' name he continuously tells Harry he doesn't know what he is talking about! But he must stay with the Dursleys for the blood wards to protect him? Harry goes thru hell all seven years! With what he must deal with at the Dursleys! Then the last battle there are so many dead, and who must shoulder their death? Who feels he didn't move fast enough? Harry James Potter, but doubt is thrown into the mix of feelings, when he finds out he was raised to die at the right time!"
"What? You mean that, that our life? This…. Realm is just a movie or story? That is very disturbing. Then you knew what we would face? Did Harry have a twin in your realm?"
"Nope, you see there are quirks to each realm! I am said quirk! But the important thing here? Is the fact that there are two realms merged or crossed each other. This is and ancient outpost, and its over 8 million years old! Our ancestors? Like Merlin and Morgan Le Fay are these very same people that we come from! Who also built our, not just me and Harry! The magical race, are from the stars, and its supposed to be my destiny to get us off this planet away from the muggles! So, we are leaving in several days thru the stargate! Yes, it was also a movie then a tv show! And we loved it! To see other worlds, travel to another galaxy on city sized ships! But it also comes with draw backs, there are enemies we will need help to eliminate! That make moldy wart look like a child! I am talking space vampires and a parasite that will take over your body that call themselves gods!"
"You three are leaving? Not without me you're not! But how will moony deal with other moons?"
"Well good because we weren't going to leave you anyway! Here drink this it's a cure for the furry minor problem you have. Now you two want to join us? As dragons! Yes, you can have more than one Animagus form! How you might ask? Well we have two! Yup phoenix and dragon, also moony you will need the information download from our ancestors for all their tech and science, oh and language! Plus, here is your ring and necklace, wear these and you will learn and understand things faster, also you get photographic memory. Plus, the most important you can step out of time to read, study, meditate and train for as long as you want or need in a single second."
"I am ready to begin this adventure! I can finally go and do things normal people take for granted! So, this is all your knowledge you have found on magic? That is a massive amount of reading! You have read and understand it all?"
"Yes, plus we are going shopping here in a couple of hours to the states! They don't ban books and some other stuff over there like here! Plus, we will hit the muggle stores food and other."
"Mistress I am bringing Winky! She is very depressed from being told she was a bad elf then losing her family."
"Hello Winky. I am Holly and I think you're a great elf just like our Dobby! How would you like to join our family and be friends?"
"You… you mean you would take a disgrace like me? Yes, I would be most happy to serve house Potter! Please tell me this isn't a joke you are playing on Winky?"
"No joke Winky, I would be happy to have another good and loyal friend like you."