Ichigo vs. Yhwach the REAL fight
Disclaimer: Inspired by the "Gohan Blanco vs. El Grande Padre" fight but you aren't supposed to know that so just forget about it okay :/ This was also inspired by the many drugs that I was on while making this shitpost
"Esto es el fin, Yhwach!" Ichigo yelled at Yhwach, "You stand no chance against my true powers!"
"Ichigo, and plot device," Yhwach said while looking at Orihime, "Your powers are strong, and you have forced me to reveal my true form, but with Cell Dorado on my side, you two will fall and I will take over the universe!" Cell Dorado charged up a Kamehameha and fired it at Ichigo and Plot Device, Ichigo dodged and even managed to save Plot Device as well.
"My name is Cell Dorado and I respect NO ONE but Gohan Blanco!" Cell Dorado yelled at Ichigo. But Ichigo had enough of Cell Dorado, so he called one of his good friends to help him take care of him.
Suddenly, a man with yellow skin and a huge forehead appeared right next to Ichigo, "Listen Cell Dorado, my name is El Hermano, and I have come to defeat you! My power level is infinity plus three, there's no way you can win!" El Hermano pushed Cell Dorado off of the Throne Room and the two fell into the city below and killed Gerard Valkyrie in the process.
Back to the important fight, Yhwach had managed to break Ichigo's armor despite it being made out of the same material as Tite Kubo itself. Ichigo, angered at this, unlocked his most powerful transformation yet.
Ichigo now had half his face covered by a Hollow mask, and his hair was white too, "Now I am Ichigo Blanco! The power of El Grande Padre runs through my veins! Behold, Ultimate Getsuga Tenshou!" Ichigo Blanco fired a Getsuga Tenshou at Yhwach and the Quincy King was swallowed by a huge explosion.
"My power level is infinity times infinity divided by two plus zero squared," Ichigo Blanco said, Plot Device looked at him for a moment but then the Author remembered that she had no lines planned for this story.
"Impossible, you have defeated me Ichigo Blanco, you really are the strongest man in all conceivable parallel timelines!" Yhwach said with a lot of burn marks on him, Ichigo Blanco charged at him with his Tensa Zangetsu that Yahweh swore he broke two seconds earlier.
"When I go Blanco, my sword automatically repairs itself because why not," Ichigo Blanco explained in the short interval where nobody did anything, "Now I will kill you with this final attack!"
"Wait I was just joking!" Yhwh yelled in alarm, but Ichigo Blanco fired another Ultimate Getsuga Tenshou at Juha Bach. However, this was not the end of the Quincy King.
Yahweh pulled a sneak attack on Ichigo Blanco while he was distracted, "Sike, I pulled a sneaky one on ya! Now, my artificially created Orange Shaggy, transform into SSJ3 and kill Ichigo Blanco and the universe will be ours to rule!"
Orange Shaggy laughed in his warped voice that sounded vaguely like Shaggy's, "Death to Ichigo Blanco!" He started charging a Kamehameha.
Around this time the real Shaggy entered the Throne Room and called out to Ichigo Blanco, "Ichigo look out, he's like, charging a Kamehameha!" but it was too late, Ichigo Blanco was hit from behind and was swiftly defeated.
"I have failed you, Shaggy, the fate of the universe is in your hands now," Shaggy was beyond angry. A white aura suddenly surrounded him and Orange Shaggy backed away in confusion.
"I'm like… Filled with unending rage…"
"Like, feel the wrath of Shaggy Blanco!" Shaggy Blanco spotted Mario who was hiding in the corner watching the fight unfold, "I will kill you Mario and prevent any of your dastardly plans from unfolding," Mario jumped out from the corner and revealed his true form as well.
"Shaggy Blanco? Prepare to face the amazing might of Mario Verde," Mario's hair spiked up and turned green. Shaggy Blanco could feel the power coming from him but he did not back down. Orange Shaggy was retreating because he didn't have his daily fill of Scooby Snacks. Nobody knew where Yhwacked went off too, and to be honest, nobody cared either.
"I will kill you using my ultimate move, Zoinks Cannon," Shaggy Blanco stated, Mario Verde looked relatively unfazed by this declaration. In fact, Mario Verde even started charging his own attack, which was a huge green fireball.
"Behold! Green Fireball of Mass Extinction!" Mario Verde and Shaggy Blanco fired their two ultimate moves at each other. It caused a massive explosion and destroyed the Throne Room completely. This also alerted El Hermano that Shaggy Blanco had arrived.
Mario had been defeated but Shaggy Blanco could still keep going, so he decided to go and find Orange Shaggy. Since Orange Shaggy's SSJ3 was so powerful there was no way Shaggy Blanco could let him get away.
The battle for the fate of the Soul Society and the rest of the universe was still at stake.
Continued in Part Two I Think?
AN: I'm not dead lol. Also, this was the original fight planned by Tite Kubo and Joe Capo. However, this is now a non canon crossover so don't pay any mind to how weak Shaggy Blanco might seem here.
If you're wondering who Joe Capo is, just look him up on Youtube or something.
Don't flame me for this terrible shitpost btw.