Today started out normal. We went to school and when we were there, we found a T-bar left in the sprinkler valve. Then we found out where it sprayed, and it was pointed at the girl's field hockey team. We were, Kendall, James, Carlos, and Logan. For best friends who did everything together. Just when we turned the valve we heard a wave of screams and we ran for our lives as a group of 20 girls started chasing us. We found ourselves running into an alley with a dead end and called a time out so that Carlos could give James his helmet to protect James' face because he was the "pretty one".
We went to Kendall's house and fixed ourselves to heal our dozens of cuts and bruises. We were watching MTV when an announcement came that 90s hit record producer, Gustavo Rocque, is coming to Minnesota. James knew from that announcement that he has to be the next big thing and he made us call all of our moms to get a ride and Carlos' phone rang but it was for a free estimate on aluminum siding.
We had an Idea to go to our neighbor, Mrs. Magacowsky to get her to drive with us there because Logan had his learners permit and he just needed an adult who was 21 or over to accompany him on the ride so it would be "legal". We got there 5 minutes before the auditions ended and James got his registration and then Carlos and Logan decided to audition and she asked Kendall to audition but he didn't want to be she got him to anyway.
When Logan auditioned, he got called mean names for beat-boxing like a douchey little boy. Then Carlos auditioned and he farted into the microphone. Then it was James' turn and he sang amazingly but the record producer failed to see his essence and yelled at him causing Kendall to jump on his desk and sing him the Giant Turd Song and then attacked him. Then James, Carlos, Logan and Mrs. Magacowsky attacked the security guards.
We were then brought to Kendall's house by the police. We sang Katie the Giant Turd Song and Gustavo showed up.