Chocolate Cravings
"What are you eating?" Edmund asked Eustace, as he and Lucy came in to the kitchen.
"Chocolate," answered the Pevensie's cousin.
"Oh! Can I have some?" asked Lucy.
"Sure," said Eustace handing her a handful of the chocolate candies he was munching on.
"Why are you eating chocolate?" asked Edmund.
"Just got a little craving for it," Eustace shrugged.
Edmund snorted.
Lucy stared at Eustace. "You got a chocolate craving? That's so… womanly!"
Eustace glared at her, "No it's not!"
"Pfft! Chocolate is craved by women. Admit it!"
"No I won't. I'm not a girl!"
Edmund snorted again. "If you were a man, you'd have heroin cravings."