Heyo! I know it's May and not anywhere near Valentine's Day, but I wanted to write a Valentine's Day fanfiction so I did. :) I'm sorry if it sucks.
The cover is a picture is of me hiding in my hoodie+nasty hair from society.
Anakin and Obi-Wan walked briskly down the hallway, in a hurry to get to the council chambers.
As they passed by his door, Obi-Wan stopped walking. "Come on. I need to grab something from my quarters really fast."
Anakin followed Obi-Wan into his quarters to step back in shock. Obi-Wan's jaw was on the floor. His quarters were FILLED with vases of red roses and heart shaped boxes full of chocolate.
Obi-Wan stared at his room in horror. "What the fuck?"
Anakin almost never heard his friend curse, and broke out laughing.
Obi-Wan walked in and picked up a datapad off of his couch.
"Happy Valentines Day Master Kenobi- Ventress?"
Anakin laughed harder.
"How did Ventress get in here?!" He yelled.
"I didn't even know it was February!" Obi-Wan exclaimed.
He looked at his calendar on his datapad. Sure enough it was February fourteenth.
Anakin's eyes widened. "I thought it was June." He said with one hundred percent seriousness.
Obi-Wan looked around. "This must be an assassination attempt!"
"Chocolate!" Anakin ran towards a box and opened the lid.
Obi-Wan slapped it out of his hands. "Careful! That might be poisoned for goodness sakes!"
That only made Anakin open the lid faster and shove three pieces of candy into his mouth.
"Spit that out!" Obi-Wan shrieked.
Anakin laughed and shook his head.
"You could get food poisoning and die!"
With a mouthful of chocolate, Anakin said "You cowld gawt food powsownin and die!"
He swallowed as Obi-Wan gave up and started frantically searching for bombs in the flowers.
He searched through his room.
"Wait. She didn't sabotage anything..." He muttered.
Anakin gasped and covered his mouth with his hand. "Oh my god! I'm so telling Satine!"
Obi-Wan blushed and crossed his arms over his chest, stomping on his friend's boot.
"Ouch!" Anakin whined.
"Jerk."
Obi-Wan walked out the door.
"Where are you going?" Anakin chased after him.
"To go tell the council that Ventress might be in the Temple."
"No you'll ruin it!" Anakin complained.
"Ruin what?!"
Anakin shrugged. "A romantic gesture."
Obi-Wan rolled his eyes.
"If Dooko's assassin is in the building we could all die."
Anakin rolled his eyes too. "Yeesh! What is it with you and us all dying? This isn't a plot she's just in looovvvveeee with you!" He said in a higher pitched voice than his own.
"I thought you shipped me and Satine."
Anakin nodded. "I do! But I'm not blind to all the roses in your room either."
Obi-Wan scoffed and walked off to the council chambers. Anakin trailed close behind him.
How was he supposed to get his old master to go on a date with a war criminal?
This was definitely a job for Snips and Skyguy detective agency!
That's a joke someone made off of the episode Sabatage.
Maybe they didn't need to investigate anything, but detectives were allowed to plot shenanigans in their free time!
"See ya, Master!" Anakin yelled.
"You're leaving?"
"Yup!"
Anakin ran full speed towards Ahsoka's quarters.
Ahsoka was reading when she heard her door slam open. She jumped back and looked up to see her excited Master. "What is it?"
"You have to come see this, Snips!" Anakin screamed, cutting to the chase.
Ahsoka jumped to her feet and sprinted down the hallway after her master.
Ahsoka was getting worked up too. She wondered what crazy adventure they'd be getting into.
Anakin stopped running at Obi-Wan's quarters.
"Why are we-"
Anakin opened the door and Ahsoka was hit by the overwhelmingly strong aroma of flowers. She peaked in and gasped.
"There must be like, two hundred vases in here!" She said, slowly stepping in and looking at all the chocolate.
"You haven't seen anything yet." Anakin said, handing her the datapad.
"Happy Valentines Day Master Kenobi From Ventress?!"
She gasped so sharply and loudly that Anakin thought she might actually have been possessed.
She crossed her arms over her chest like a corpse and flopped on the couch.
"It's a February fourteenth miracle!" Anakin yelled, picking up a single rose.
"We need to get them on a date pronto!" He threw the Rose of the ground and stamped on it with his boot.
"I've never ever heard someone say pronto, but I agree with you completely!" Ahsoka yelled.
To be continued...