Moonlight Song
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One Shot
The night air at the Smash Mansion was cool and calm. Though it was not frigidly cold, it was cold enough to wear a sweater or a jacket. The dew had already begun to set in and, in one room at the mansion; two passionate lovers had just completed another ritual of sex and heat. Princess Zelda, the Hylian princess of Hyrule, and Link, the Hylian swordsman, were laying in bed, the swordsman's arms gently wrapped around Zelda's body underneath the sheets.
Though the residents of the mansion were asleep, one resident was wide awake, planning for this moment for a long time. His name is Ganondorf, and he had a maddening crush on Zelda. The princess had continuously rejected his offers, and often would cast magic at the dark sorcerer for interrupting whatever she was doing. Ganondorf, however, would not be so easily defeated.
He began setting up a stage and, in moments, was able to get a large spotlight hung up over it. The leader of the desert thieves then pulled out a microphone and began setting up massive speakers on either side of the stage. He was going to give the performance of his life. And, it could be the last one he ever did if Zelda had her way.
He cleared his throat and pulled out a case. He set the case on a chair and pulled out an accordion. He cleared his throat once more and shouted into the microphone,
"ZELDA, I LOVE YOU!"
Now, the normally quiet, serene evening was instantly interrupted with various Smashers stumbling out of bed, turning their lights on, and finding out where the noise was coming from.
Of course, Zelda and Link instantly shot their eyes open and tried to figure out if they were being attacked. It all made sense when Ganondorf shouted,
"Come out, Zelda! I have a song for you that I wrote!"
He began playing the accordion, banging his feet on the stage and dancing around like an idiot. Also, Ganondorf was singing completely off key, enough so that it was making everyone cover their ears in horror, attempting to drown out the noise. Link and Zelda turned the light on and Zelda, wearing a very thin robe, roared,
"WHAT THE HELL, GANONDORF? I'M TRYING TO SLEEP!"
Peach could be heard screaming as if in heat. Bowser shouted,
"Oh, yeah! Get it on, Peach!"
This was quickly followed by Peach, dressing in a robe, leaving her room, going to Bowser's, and hitting him over the head with a frying pan until he was unconscious. She then returned to Mario, picking up where she left off.
Link shook his head,
"Ganondorf, what are you doing?"
He was not wearing a shirt as Ganondorf talking in the microphone,
"Zelda, how can you just throw yourself at him? I love you!"
Zelda shrieked,
"HE DOESN'T TRY TO KIDNAP ME AT EVERY TURN! HE'S RESCUED ME FROM YOU MORE TIMES THAN I CARE TO COUNT!"
Ganondorf shouted,
"But, what about the Twlight Princess? Didn't he sleep with her, too?"
Zelda looked over to Link who gave her an innocent look. The princess said,
"I'll deal with you later."
She turned back,
"Ganondorf, leave me alone. Put that ridiculous stage away and let all of us sleep."
She was about to close the curtain when Ganondorf cried out,
"No one shall get any sleep until I have you, Zelda! I'll keep this up all night if necessary!"
If Ganondorf had turned around to notice, he would see several angry Smashers with various carpentry tools and weapons standing right behind him. Instead, they began dismantling the stage and then threw Ganondorf into the moat. The soaked sorcerer grumbled,
"I don't know what spell you have on her, Link. But, Zelda will be mine!"
He began laughing maniacally until his accordion landed on his head, spat out by Kirby. The pink cream puff gagged and walked away.
End of One Shot