A.N. This one is a little bit strange - Luffy will be a little OOC 'cause we never saw him drunk did we? And it's an AU too, so it means that this story has many differences from the original, but I mean it' fan fiction! We do what we want! ;}

Summary: Luffy can be described in many words, but everyone agrees on one description for him – naïve and only a handful of people know that this word doesn't fit him at all. One shot, AU, mentions of ZoSan, yaoi – manxman.

Warnings: yaoi – manxman, AU, a bit OOC, drunk Luffy, mentions of ZoSan.

Disclaimer: I sometimes get tired of these disclaimer things, you know why? 'Cause I don't own One Piece, that's why.

Monkey D Luffy – a man little bit different from others, but not in a bad way and as he knows many people, those people see him as a different person. Some see him as brave man who's a good leader and someone you can always rely on. Some see him as an enemy, rival someone with a foolish dream, nature and actions that bring him trouble. Some see him as a man who acts stupidly and childish, but can also be serious and make good decisions. But no matter who you may ask, people will agree on one description for him – naïve. And only a handful of people (mostly his personnel with the highest rank) know that this word doesn't fit him at all…

"Awww, c'mon guys! Admit it, you did THAT in the kitchen."

Sanji blushed and turned his head away from boss intense stare, he did not want to answer that question. Brown eyes turned to the smirking green haired man and the raven hair laughed. "You did? Man, I bet you got kicked out of bed for a week!"

Zoro's smirk widened and Luffy laughed. "No way! I heard Sanji say in his kitchen that he will castrate anyone who did that!"

Before Zoro could answer a fist punched all three men on the top of their heads. "Don't talk 'bout stuff like that while drinking! Luffy! You had enough!"

Zoro frowned and Sanji smiled. "Mellorine is so beautiful when she's angry!""

Luffy grinned. "Oh yea Nami, I always wanted to ask if my brother…"

Luffy couldn't finish his question 'cause Nami hit him again, her cheeks were red. "You idiot! Don't ask stuff like that!"

The young raven head's grin widened. "I just wanted to ask if Sabo treats you nicely. Did you think I was going to ask if he's capable in bed? Nami! What thoughts spin in your head!" Luffy tried to sound terrified, but his grin betrayed him.

Nami's cheeks reddened and she stomped away, giving up on making her boss behave. Zoro laughed and gave a high-five to Luffy. "Wow, you got her good."

Sanji glared at his boss. "What? I didn't ask anything inappropriate."

The blond shook his head and stood up. "I won't be able to have a normal conversation with you two drunkards around – I'm going to Brook and Chopper."

Sanji stomped away and Luffy turned to Zoro. "Do you think they're going to talk 'bout perverted stuff or something classical?"

Zoro shrugged. "Don't know, don't really care."

Luffy stood up and looked around the bar. "With whom I wanted to talk after Sanji?... Oh, right! Usopp!"

The man with long nose winced, he didn't like when boss got drunk – he would start asking questions, they weren't inappropriate or something, but they gave you a feeling there was something more asked, something more intimate. You would never expect those two layer questions from Luffy and that made it even more strange.

Luffy sat next to Usopp and nudged him. "So how is it…"

Luffy didn't finish his sentence 'cause long lean tattooed fingers covered his eyes and a man with a deep voice spoke. "Luffy-ya, I think I banned you from drinking too much."

Luffy brushed the fingers from his eyes and turned to the tall man with short black hair to pout. "But this is the only way Traffy will come to a bar."

Usopp was eyeing the strange man, it's first time he's seeing him and Luffy is talking to him like knows him quite well. Or maybe it just his imagination and he's only one of those weird friends Luffy makes? Boss has a strange feature to become friends with the strangest people, his eight co-workers included. Usopp wasn't the only one who thought that something 'bout this man was unusual. Nami, Robin and Franky who were sitting at the other side of the table observed the man in front of them, waiting for him to be introduced. Sanji, Brook and Chopper who were sitting at the next table also turned to see the new victim of their boss. Zoro was sitting at the bar, right beside Sanji's and Luffy's tables, and was leaning on the bar – watching everything with a calm expression.

But instead of introducing himself as everyone thought the stranger will do, he did what no one expected him to do – he leaned forward a little bit and kissed the smaller raven haired man. What surprised them even more was that Luffy wrapped his arms around the taller man's neck and pulling him closer. Now all eight of Luffy's friends had the same expression – utterly shocked, no one knew that their boss has a lover, none the less a man.

The man pulled away, Luffy's hands still around his neck, he quickly shifted positions and made it so he was the one sitting on the chair and Luffy – in his lap. The smaller male just smiled happily and started playing with the lace of the tanned man's black and yellow hoodie. The man smiled when he saw all the wide eyes in the room. "My name is Trafalgar Law, I'm Luffy-ya's boyfriend. He tried to invite me to come here and introduced myself, but I declined 'cause I though this isn't appropriate place for new acquaintances. But it looks like he thought that if he does this I will surely come – I apologize to those who suffered 'cause of his behavior."

While saying the last words Law glared at the man in his lap and Luffy looked away with puffed cheeks. "You wouldn't have come other way."

Law shook his head and ruffled Luffy's hair with a gentle smile. "I'm here, so you're happy now?"

Luffy nodded and turned to his friends. "Everyone, introduce yourselves to my boyfriend."

Zoro was the first one who broke the silence, he was shocked the least, the comments Luffy sometimes did on Sanji's and his relationship were too particular for someone who never had a relationship with a man or if wasn't informed in that area. Next one was Brook, he was a gentleman after all, then Robin introduced herself, she seemed to have completely gotten out of her shock and now had this warm 'I'm cheering this on' smile after all the boss looked very cute in Trafalgar's embrace. Next one was Chopper and he seemed to think the same way Robin did 'cause he wore this 'I'm so happy for you guys!' smile. By then everyone else got out of their daze and one by one rest of them introduced themselves.

Nami was the last one and she glared at the two love birds angrily. "You never said you have a lover!"

Luffy grinned and shrugged. "You never asked me 'bout my personal life."

Everyone looked away guilty, boss most of his time spend in the company or with them, so it didn't accure to anyone he could have a personal life they know nothing off.

Law used the chance that everyone finally went silent. "Now, Luffy-ya, 'bout that thing I asked earlier?"

Bright red blush came onto Luffy's face and the crew though this must be the strangest thing they saw tonight. Why? 'Cause Luffy didn't blush – Franky once told them that he and Luffy walked upon Zoro and Sanji making out, intensely. Luffy didn't even beat an eyelash and while Franky thought of where he should turn his eyes away to Luffy simply closed the door and dragged Franky for a drink. So if a simple reminder of a question that was asked earlier had Luffy embarrassed, what kind of question it could be?

Luffy pouted – his cheeks still red. "You're playing dirty, you want them to know, so they could help you to convince me to agree. I already said that after my company becomes really big I will."

Law smiled. "You're the one who invited me here and your company is already big, I think all of your friends can agree on that one. So I think it's only fair to persuade your friends to help me make you marry me."

All patrons in the bar knew the workers of the Straw Hat company as regulars and all of them talked with the boss more than once. So when Luffy sat on Law's lap they started to watch it and the more those two acted like a couple the more people started watching them. By the time Law mentioned the marriage all of the patrons were trying to catch every word they spoke and that led to utter silence, so when Law said marriage everyone heard it.

"Now you did it, we could have avoided this you know." Luffy whispered into Law chest.

Trafalgar looked at the man in his lap and with a raised eyebrow. "Avoided wha…"

But he couldn't finish his question 'cause the silence broke and questions befell them.

A.N. So how did you liked it? Said it's a bit strange, hope you enjoyed it!