Commercial Announcer: When you buy cable, there are boring channels. So you get bored.
Homer watches the animal channel and gets bored.
Commercial Announcer: When you get bored, you get beer.
Homer gets up to get some Duff Beer.
Commercial Announcer: When you get beer, your wife tells you to go outside with the kids.
Marge tells Homer to go outside with the kids.
Commercial Announcer: When you go outside with the kids, you see your son's enemy.
"Ahhh! Sideshow Bob!" Bart yells.
Commercial Announcer: And when you see your son's enemy, you fight him to death.
Homer fights Sideshow Bob to death.
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