Lines From Phantom of the Opera (the musical)
Improved By the Word "Pants"!
By: EsmeraldaCarewDaae
(a.k.a. Christine)
Disclaimer: Don't ask me why I wrote this. I just did. And none of this stuff belongs to me. Inspired by Persephone Noire's list of HP lines improved by the word "pants". Which, in turn, was inspired by lists of Star Wars lines improved by the word "pants".
ALW's Phantom
"Signor...if you please: 'Pants'. We say 'Pants', not 'Roma'."
"Daaé? Curious name."
"Swedish."
"Any relation to the pants?"
"Get that man down here! Chief of the pants. He's responsible for this."
"...But please promise me, that sometimes, you will think of pants!"
"Bravi, bravi, pants!"
"Now as I sing I can sense pants..."
"I only wish I knew your pants!"
"Your hands are pants..."
"In pants he sang to me..."
"Sing once again with me our strange pants..."
"Your spirit and my pants in one combined..."
"He's there, the Pants of the Opera..."
"I have needed you with me to serve me to sing for my pants...my pants..."
~I'm leaving MotN alone!~
"There were pants all around..."
"Who was that shape in the pants?"
"Pants you!"
"Fear can turn to pants..."
"A great black hole serves as the pants that never grew."
"'We are mystified-we suspect foul pants!'"
"Still, at least the pants get sold..."
"But André, have you seen the pants?"
"Oh, it seems you've got pants too..."
"It's really not amusing!"
"He's abusing our pants!"
"Your precious pants...where are they?" ((Sorry, the other conjugation of the verb didn't work...))
"You will curse the day you did not do all that the Pants asked of you!"
Okay!! Enough of that!! If you like this, please review and check out my other lists! Merci beaucoup...!
Improved By the Word "Pants"!
By: EsmeraldaCarewDaae
(a.k.a. Christine)
Disclaimer: Don't ask me why I wrote this. I just did. And none of this stuff belongs to me. Inspired by Persephone Noire's list of HP lines improved by the word "pants". Which, in turn, was inspired by lists of Star Wars lines improved by the word "pants".
ALW's Phantom
"Signor...if you please: 'Pants'. We say 'Pants', not 'Roma'."
"Daaé? Curious name."
"Swedish."
"Any relation to the pants?"
"Get that man down here! Chief of the pants. He's responsible for this."
"...But please promise me, that sometimes, you will think of pants!"
"Bravi, bravi, pants!"
"Now as I sing I can sense pants..."
"I only wish I knew your pants!"
"Your hands are pants..."
"In pants he sang to me..."
"Sing once again with me our strange pants..."
"Your spirit and my pants in one combined..."
"He's there, the Pants of the Opera..."
"I have needed you with me to serve me to sing for my pants...my pants..."
~I'm leaving MotN alone!~
"There were pants all around..."
"Who was that shape in the pants?"
"Pants you!"
"Fear can turn to pants..."
"A great black hole serves as the pants that never grew."
"'We are mystified-we suspect foul pants!'"
"Still, at least the pants get sold..."
"But André, have you seen the pants?"
"Oh, it seems you've got pants too..."
"It's really not amusing!"
"He's abusing our pants!"
"Your precious pants...where are they?" ((Sorry, the other conjugation of the verb didn't work...))
"You will curse the day you did not do all that the Pants asked of you!"
Okay!! Enough of that!! If you like this, please review and check out my other lists! Merci beaucoup...!