Ok so, you guys know the drill "i don't own anything hetalia or google and all that."
ANYWAY this is another gmail chat between UK and US
Plus for anyone who read my other gmail chat, there is a special surprise for you somewhere in the chat! :D
Gmail Chat: UK and US
UK: oh hey
i should really be working on my homework
America: same
14:55
UK: but instead im reading a rather captivating sherlock AU
America: …?
UK:One of my countries best ideas, books and notions
And listening to a splendid song
which does come with a sherlock vid
America: omfg
UK: Sadly, though, the vid doesn't cover the entire song
America:You know what's a good song?
Dancing in the street, the Bowie/Jagger one.
UK: irk?
America: no really, watch it!
UK: Ok..
15:00
America: did you like "dancing in the street"?
UK: It was Interesting and embarrassing! Bowie and Jagger are black marks on my record
America: But it genius!
lol, they did a little booty shake
15:02
UK: miff, its still a black mark
15:03
America: omg, i'm going to ditch on thursday and friday to see joan jet
UK: You can't ditch school! Its improper and rude and you're already rather….umm
America: MWA HA HA HA HA! I FINALLY FINISHED IT!VMY KICKASS PLANE OF DOOM IN COMPLETE!
UK: Plus you need a good education you can't just wonder around forever.
Look at me, I'm one of the smartest in the world, and that all because of school.
I loved it, My teachers were a great help and, its just great!
America: sorry, what were you saying
UK:Oh dear GOD!
America: You called?
UK: Facepalm, that was SO lame
America: tada!
UK: you have GOT to get a life
America: I HAVE A LIFE! AND A KICK ASS PLANE OF DOOM WHICH WILL HAPPILY DESTROY YOU!
UK: well that was peculiarly scary
America: thank you
UK: I was being sarcastic
America: what?
UK: Definition of SARCASTIC
1: having the character of sarcasm sarcastic criticism
2: given to the use of sarcasm : caustic a sarcastic critic
— sar·cas·ti·cal·lyadverb
Examples of SARCASTIC
her sarcastic comments that my singing reminded her of the time her dog was sick
DeWitt is everything Shea is not. And Shea quickly felt DeWitt's contempt. "Lincoln is loud," Jim says.
"He makes sarcastic comments because he has to call attention to himself all the time.
Some people are insecure because they haven't established themselves yet." —Anne Marie Cruz, ESPN, 18 Feb. 2002
[+]more
Origin of SARCASTIC
(see sarcasm)
First Known Use: 1695
America: oh and I need to get a life? You're worse than Sherlock bloody Holmes
UK: Sarcasm My dear Watson.
America: Oh yeah, well I can be Sherlock too!'
UK: I'd love to hear that
America: Stupid sarcasm
15:28
UK: Might I be able to borrow a roll of duct tape tomorrow?
America: perhapth, why?
UK: I'll need it at home, but I'll return it Tuesday.
Something of mine broke
15:29
America: how much do you need
UK: A rather large amount, I'm afraid.
America: red or thilver?
UK: Color shouldn't make too much of a difference... It's black, so either one works.
America: ok
15:30
UK: Thilver, you say? How far into the depths of Sherlock are you?
America: not far at all, i'm watching an interview with Thimon pegg that Romano told me about
15:32
UK: I see
Romano talks to you?
America: well it wasn't exthactly talking more like thlurring then he thaid thomething about loving
the world and took hith thirt off and athked if he wath they….He wath really drunk.
He wath even worthe than you when you took me out for drinkth
UK:And the peculiar written lithp? What wath the cauth of that, might I athk?
America: I'm pretending to be Therlock
UK: Oh dear lord
America : someone called for me?
UK:, the Benedict one?
America: yeth
UK: please, no more lame puns. And stop insulting my country
15:36
America :I'm not insulting your country
UK: Whatever
15:38
America: hey UK!
UK: "Si on me presse de dire pourquoi je l'aimais, je sens que cela ne se peut exprimer qu'en répondant: «Parce que c'était lui, parce que c'était moi.»"
America: what?
UK: "If I am to tell why I loved him, I feel it could only be expressed by answering "Because it was him, because it was me."
15:39
A rather beautiful tidbit of French Beauty.
America: ...?oh
UK: FRENCH
I hate them
always coming up with such gorgeous things, makes us English look bad
America: ok
brb, wants orange juice
15:51
UK:I hate them all
America: NOOOO :'(
:'(
UK: I'm not hating at you, stupid. =.= I'm hating France
America: i just finished my glass of orange juice!
UK: Fffffff.
LOL
People say I don't eat enough
America: orange juice
UK: but I eat tons
The world is so obese.
America: sniffle
UK: YOU KNOW HOW BIG PEOPLES LUNCHES ARE
America: it was so pretty
and orange
i love the colour orange
waaaa :'(
UK: Ew.
16:08
Orange isn't a color I commonly appreciate.
There are times when it's gorgeous
but far too often I find it glaring and painful.
I prefer the cold colours.
I like the cold.
I deal with the cold like no one else I've ever met
THE COLD IS FUCKING SEXY, AND DON'T YOU FORGET IT.
America: hmmm... (thinking of epic metaphor)
16:16
there's no escape from the frozen iciness of the tundra!
~mighty boosh
UK: That's not a metaphor, but as you insist.
Lstrade's favorite color was orange~!
America: :'( now i miss my orange juice!
UK: BUT ITS LSTRADE!
America: (is crying)
16:18
ok, i'm good
16:28
UK: You do know that it was just orange juice I mean honestly, how old are you?
America: um….. I don't know….
16:30
hey UK? How old am I?
UK: You're 419 dumb ass
America: ooh!
UK: Yup~
America: i just got an ice cube, up my nose
UK: lol
WELL DONE
America: my nose is cold!
UK: Oh come now, surely a little cold won't best the great America?
America: i miss my orange juice
UK: Oh, what a pity.
I'm sure there's more.
'
America: nope, just finished it
brb, going to buy some more OJ
UK: Toodles
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