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CHAPTER 1!

v13p- : D I've seen a few Facebook stories and I wanted to do one! … TA DA!

Disclaimer- Bleach and Facebook… basically my whole life! …and no I do not own.

Ichigo Kurosaki: PLEASE KILL ME! DX

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Kenpachi Zaraki: gladly! : )

Orhime Inoue: but why Kurosaki-kun? : O

Ichigo Kurosaki: Shut it Kenpachi... Rukia has found Justin Bieber... And she LIKES him! She won't stop playing his songs! DX

Kenpachi Zaraki: Dude... I didn't know... Bro-hug?

Orihime Inoue: What's wrong with Justin Bieber? I like him too!

Ichigo Kurosaki: Thanks bro... What's NOT wrong with Justin Beaver?

Rangiku Matsumoto: You spelled Bieber wrong...

Ichigo Kurosaki: No, I meant Beaver... I found this hilarious pic of a beaver with Bieber hair! XD

Renji Abarai: POST IT!

Ichigo Kurosaki: Just did!


Ichigo Kurosaki posted a picture.

Renji Abarai: Priceless! XD


Rukia Kuchiki: AND I WAS LIKE BABY BABY BABY OHH! LIKE BABY BABY BABY NOO!

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Renji Abarai: TWSS!

Byakuya Kuchiki: Who are you sleeping with?

Rukia Kuchiki: Byakuya-nii-sama!

Byakuya Kuchiki: Are those not words said during sex?

Rukia Kuchiki: No! That's Justin Bieber!

Byakuya Kuchiki: I see... Justin Bieber is it? ...Scatter, Senbonzakura...

Rukia Kuchiki: DON'T KILL JB!

Ichigo Kurosaki: YES! KILL THE BEAVER!


Byakuya Kuchiki: Where can I find this Justin Bieber?

2 hours ago - Comment - Like

Ichigo Kurosaki: HOLLYWOOD!

Rukia Kuchiki: Please just listen to his music first, Nii-sama!

Byakuya Kuchiki: Very well...

Rukia Kuchiki: There's a CD on my bed!

Renji Abarai: ...this is gonna end badly...


Byakuya Kuchiki: WHEN YOU SMILE, I SMILE!

5 hours ago - Comment - Like

Rukia Kuchiki and41 others like this.

Ichigo Kurosaki: ...You dont smile... And since when do you use CAPS!

Byakuya Kuchiki: Since I discovered Justin Bieber!

Ichigo Kurosaki: YOU LIKE THE BEAVER!

Byakuya Kuchiki: He's amazing!

Rukia Kuchiki: I KNEW YOU'D LOVE HIM!


Sado Yasutora: There's gonna be one less lonely girl!

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Ichigo Kurosaki: YOU TOO CHAD!

Sado Yasutora: Don't be hatin' on the Biebes!

Byakuya Kuchiki: YES JOIN US!

Ichigo Kurosaki: Oh dear god...

Renji Abarai: ...he's taking over the world! DX


Uryuu Ishida: I will never say never!

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Ichigo Kurosaki: I'm not surprised...

Renji Abarai: Me neither...

Uryuu Ishida: What's that supposed to mean!

Ichigo Kurosaki: Oh nothing...


v13p- I have the first seven chapters planned out, but I need more ideas… Please review! : D

P.S.- All the chapters won't be about JB… and they will get crackier as it progresses!

P.S.S.- I know the times don't make sense, but I'm too lazy to change it… X3