Written because I've been such a Sasusaku fangirl lately and I've been feeling guilty. Also, this plot bunny was made for them. Inspired by The Extra's love shack and my own hormonally-driven mind.
Disclaimer: Don't own Naruto, but I wish I did. Money does make the world go round after all.
Tea Shop Thursday
by moodiful819
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The day starts off like any other for Haruno Sakura. She is in the village's local tea shop. Her sensei sits in the booth seat across from her, nose still buried in his orange smut as the smell of tea and mochi fills the air and surrounds her. Skewering one of the rice cakes with a toothpick, she pops it into her mouth and says, "You know, I don't get the big deal about orgasms. People talk about it like it's the greatest thing in the world, but I didn't black out or see stars or anything like that."
Kakashi merely looks over his book and smiles that trademark irking, condescending smile of his that makes her want to snap his bones and leave him in the middle of a street to fend for himself. He is not shocked at her words or her choice of subject matter given their location because it's Tea Shop Thursday for them and their conversations have verged onto worse topics and with that smile still on his face, he snaps his book shut and plays with its weight in his hands.
"That's because you've never had an absolutely stunning orgasm." He says this like it's the most natural thing in the world.
Sakura snorts indignantly, as if such a thing exists that she has not felt.
"It's true…" he says leadingly and she knows he's baiting her, knows because this is Hatake Kakashi and the man is always baiting someone with something, but she doesn't want to let him know he's hooked her. Instead of giving him the full satisfaction, she looks out of the corner of her eye and arches a brow as if to say 'Really…?'
Kakashi nods happily. "Yup," he says matter-of-factly and then, in a resolute tone, he adds, "And I'm going to help you fix that."
And that's the only warning she gets before he leaps over the table to kiss her and strip her of her clothing with the full intention of fucking her to within an inch of her life in the middle of a crowded tea house.