I seriously love Shamy! its my Otp I always wanted to do a story. please review! Tell me if anythings OOC for future reference

Sadly Penny watched as Amy curled up in a ball on her couch and started dry heaving. Yet another date night had come and gone with Sheldon being indifferent if not completely Vindictive. Or in Penny's talk, a complete ass. If he could see how much it hurts her, thought Penny

"It's ok Sweetie." said Penny, lifting Amys head and putting it in her lap. "Maybe you should take a...break from Sheldon, you know, find another psychotic AI."

"Th-that hypothesis h-has a few errors P-p-penny" stammered the hysteric neurobiologist. "Im-im u-u-under contract f-first of all. and sec-second of all, thats the pro-pro-problem." Amy sat up and took off her glasses, wiping at her eyes. "My my mother, she always said..."

"oh boy" said Penny sarcastically, earning her a glare from Amy.

"My M-mother always said that, you should hang around the type you would marry, cause you could l-lose your heart to anyone. Of course I thought that was improbable, because you-you cant lose your heart. And I-I never thought anyone w-w-would touch me with a ten foot pole."

Penny could see where this was going, and she didn't like. "You've fallen in love with Sheldon." She said slowly. Amy rolled her eyes and hiccuped. "I wasn't aware it was much of a secret."

"Its not. It's just, I guess, Sheldons a good guy but,"

"Does the realization upset you Penny?" asked Amy in her weird, provocative way. Penny gave her a weird look and scooted away a little. Red tinted Amy's cheeks and she looked to the ground. "I get what your trying to say. I'm not good enough for him."

"NO! not what I'm saying at all!"

"its fine." muttered Amy, averting her attention to her lap again. Penny put her own hand in Amys lap and squeezed her hand. "You know what?" she said standing up. "What what?" asked Amy, standing up as well. "I;m going to help you. Do I think its worth it...No not at all, but i'm gonna help you."

Penny had the wild look in her eye that Amy just loved. "I would deeply appreciate the service, but I have used the scientific method again and again taking into account a multitude of various psychological analysis, personal idiosyncrasies, and I spiked his drink with testosterone pills. All that gave me was heart break and Sheldons legs temporarily giving out."

"I didn't understand the majority of that sentence, though nice touch with the legs." pointed out Penny.

"Well the gist is that i've tried everything. It only annoys him."

Amy looked away again so she wouldn't have to look at Penny's stink eye. "Well he tries to! He told me he did. Just cause he cant easily translate his emotions into romantic feelings doesn't mean he doesn't care about me."

"Am's we both know he cares about himself above anyone else. "

"Is this a hip modern way of making feel better? Cause I don't think it works." said Amy, sitting back down. "Oh no no no sweetie. Sorry its just i've been in this situation before, just the mans usually not a psychopath. Anyway, your right, Sheldon does care about you, which is why my plan is more likely to work than it would!" squealed Penny, getting excited.

"Explain"

"Well, have you ever tried opening his libido?"

"say what?"

Amy looked at her beautiful blonde bestie incredulously. Penny shook her head excitedly. "No no no this could work. None of us even thought he had a sole before you! And every one has a libido! Even the Joker had that Carly girl!." Exclaimed Penny, hopping up and down on the couch. "I think you mean Harley." corrected Amy. "I dont care, So maybe it'll help if I call over Bernadette and we sexy you up!"

"You want to sexy me up?"

"Yeah...You know, make you more attractive. Maybe it would turn Sheldon on to have a girl who's attractive and brainy."

"Wouldn't that be Bernadette?" Sadi Amy sadly. "No hon, your hot to! you just kinda, uh cover it up. But once he see's you Sheldon will flip!" Penny was starting to get overly excited over a bad plan. "Thats very nice of you Bestie, but Sheldon cares nothing for physical appearances. I doubt a "Makeover" would make much of a difference." Penny raised an eyebrow. "Well you said you tried everything, and you haven't tried it yet." Amy just stared at her confused.

"Wait for it to sink in..."

"Your right Penny!" squealed Amy, jumping up!. "As I always am." said Penny, taking advantage of the empty space to put her feet up.

"You and Bernie have full permission to turn me into the sexy beast goddess I always aspired to be but never attained!" announced Amy.

"Good because I already texted Bernadette like five minutes ago."

Sheldon had sat down in his spot with his lap top, quiet content. Another date night had come and gone and Sheldon viewed it as success. Amy didn't talk much through out the entire thing and let him take her to all his favorite places no questions asked. Though sometimes she would just stand their, staring off into space when he wanted to go somewhere else. Then he would have to drag her around. Once he even had to go so far as to carry her because the group at the trains museum was leaving for the next display and he, for some reason, couldn't bring himself to leave her behind. It was very annoying.

Clicking mindlessly through various pictures of koalas on his computer, Sheldon found that only a few really brought about the euphoria subjected by their adorable faces on the pleasure center of his brain. Cheese is proven to affect the pleasure center of the brain Thought Sheldon. Maybe I should get a cheese koala? Sheldon just shrugged it off and kept scrolling through the Koalas.

Out of some impulse, Sheldon clicked the exit button on the Koalas and opened the page with his saved photos of Amy. He smiled slightly at the pictures. suddenly he stopped at a picture he took of her the previous night before shutting the door on her face. Sheldon was not good at reading facial expressions but he was almost sure something was wrong..

"Excuse me Leonard." called pout Sheldon.

"Yeah?'' replied Leonard from the other room.

"Look at this picture of Amy and tell me whats wrong with her face."

Leonard came out into the living room with a confused look on his face. "What picture?" Leonard went over to the couch and peered at Sheldon's computer over his shoulder. "Nothings wrong. She has a very... Nice face?" tried Leonard. Sheldon turned to him with a hard look. "It is not your job to say that MY girlfriend has a nice face. What you need to tell me is why it looks, empty"

Leonard shrugged. "I dunno, maybe she's mad about something. I'm guessing you."

Sheldon did a double take. "Mad at me! Poppycock. Why would she be mad at me im delightful."

Leonard shrugged again. "Well I could call Raj and Howard and put money on it." Sheldon just groaned. "You used "And" twice in a sentence Leonard."

On the couch, Sheldon's phone buzzed. He picked it up looked at it. "There you see, Amy just decided to open clause 34 of our relationship agreement tomorrow. "Special occasion that shall not be missed but does not fall on date night." Mad at me, I don't know where you get these things Leonard!'

"So your going to accept?"

"Heavens no I just saw her thats enough. Then again if she is upset about something than gracing her with my presence would make her feel better. That and she might not tell me what the occasion is unless I accept."

Leonard rolled his eye. "Whatever you say." He said and left for his room. Sheldons phone buzzed again and he picked it up.

"Drat. she wont tell me till tomorrow"

This might be a two shot or three shot