Why the birds didn't go near Rose in BD.
Birds: *Chirps happily and looks adorable while playing with Nessie and Jake*
Nessie: *Giggles* Birdie!!
Jake: :)
Rosalie: *Smiles at Nessie and secretly tries to set Jake on fire*
Birds: *In bird talk* Hey Louie, that blonde one looks kinda funny....
Rosalie: O+O
Louie: Yeah, I noticed.
Birds: Let's go check her out
Louie: Yeah, okay
Birdies: Peep Peep?
Rosalie: THIS. IS. SPARTAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
*Rosalie gets flame thrower and beats the crap out of the birds*
Birds: WHAT THE F-
EVERYTHING EXPLODES WHILE SOME RANDOM GUY LAUGHS EVILY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Me: BAHAHAHAHAHAH AHAHAHAHAHHAHA WAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA MAHWAHAHAHAHAHBAHAHAHWHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
Edward: *From inside house, while Bella is still burning…..* O_O…..I will never understand how I got married and had kids…….O_o…..
ROFL THE END XD