Disclaimer: No, sadly, I do not own Twilight or any of its characters.

When Emmett gets bored…..

EmPOV

Argh! Moving to a new place is always boring, especially if its driving to Alaska, even at our driving speed it takes at least a day and a half. Being stuck in a car with my 'father' Carlisle, 'brothers' Edward and Jasper wasn't as fun as most would think.

Usually I am with Rosie, but since our last move to Forks and the 'incident' which caused her and I, even with out vampire reflexes to crash into a tree. We had to explain to the family that we were uh 'distracted'. Now we aren't allowed in the same car while moving anymore.

Sigh, I'm bored. Hmm…maybe riding with Eddie wasn't' such a bad thing after all…

"Emmett don't call me Eddie!"

Psh, Edward you shouldn't listen to my mind anyway.

"Well, I can't exactly turn it off."

Fine then. Enjoy.

Now I was imagining Rosie and our 'special' time last night. Her skin, though she's a vampire, was so soft. Her kisses were passionate. Her hands trailing down to my…

"Emmett! If you enjoy living, I suggest you shut the hell up!"

That ticked poor Eddie off now did it? Hm…

We stopped in the middle of a forest for a quick hunting trip before we past the border. Edward ran off with Bella, now was my chance.

"Hey, you guys." My family looked at me.

"I've got an idea to mess with our dear Eddie. Who want to help?" I grinned evilly.

"What the heck might as well." Jasper said, grinning as well.

Alice had a glazed over look, obviously having a vision.

"Oh my gosh! Emmett, that's a great idea! It'll work out perfectly! I saw it!" Well, Alice was obviously up for it.

"Alright here's the plan…."

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~FangismyEdward