Disclaimer: If I owned Naruto, I'd make them all do a wave episode, but I don't too bad would've been funny.
Author's Note:A stupid idea hit my head...this time it'll be a story not a entry.
Dear Diary,
Though I have not yet told Lee that secret, I still treat him like one,
When I get the courage I will finally say "Lee I am your father!" Ah yes I can
feel the immence passion, my devotion is powerful indeed..I also need to break
Lee out of that "youthful" problem, that is not coolio. Ah, my rivalry with
Kakashi will be endless none the less..but I will defeat him at least by 10
victories I swear it!
Love,
Maito Gai
As Kakashi read this he sighed
"That is one pathetic Diary...hm?" Kakashi noticed there was a kinda take on the entrie so he took it off to find..
"Gai's unknown info on students"
"Interesting" and Kakashi read the Diary..
Dear Diary,
I have found the secrets of a lot of students! I shall post everything I know currently...
Uchiha Sasuke- He still has a soft spot for Itachi, he is not really gay he just wants the attention.
(Knew it)
Haruno Sakura- She is secretly developing a bond with Sai even though Sasuke is back
(Gasp I must tell Jiraiya)
Uzamaki Naruto- His favorite color is actually black, a lot like Neji!
(O.O)
Aburame Shino- he has a fear of cockaroaches MUAHAHAAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHA
(O.o)
Hyuga Hinata- She is secretly dating the Kazekage Gaara! I caught them kissing!
(giggles)
Inuzuka Kiba- He originally wanted a kitty named "Neko-kun"
(Neko kun...)
Hyuga Neji- He secretly smiles when he's around Tenten, also he's the DDR MASTER!
(Oh...DDR MASTER, pft yeah right, I should challenge him)
Tenten- This is so deep of a secret no one knew...Tenten...has no...SURNAME!
(sweatdrops)
Rock Lee- The Rock came from when I once hit him with a rock..
(falls down anime style)
Yamanaka Ino- She says Sakura has a big forehead, but her's is bigger
(nods)
Akamichi Chouji- He is a member of the "People Aren't Fat, Just Pleasingly Plump Society otherwise known as P.A.F.T.A.J.P.P.S."
(Uh..yeah)
Nara Shikamaru- He calls girls troublesome woman, but he calls Temari "Troublesome wind girl"
(Now that he mentions it..)
Sabaku No Gaara- He is a sand castle making champion
(...Damn, no wonder I've been runner up)
Sakaku No Temari- She loves looking at the sky with her friends, she's sweet to her best friends
(Who knew)
Sabaku No Kankuro- Him and his Siblings, and Neji, and Hinata were CLOSE friends when they were 4.
(O.O Okay didn't know that)
After Kakashi finished reading it he grinned and laughed a little
"I guess it's time for matchmaker Kakashi to start on his job again!"
Behind a bush
"Oh good god, anything but Matchmaker Kakashi...poor kids" Asuma said
"Hey we're happy together!" muttered Kurenai
"The other people?"
"Oh yeah right...poor kids"
END CHAPTER
Me: Okay MUHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAA What's gunna happen next huh? Huh? What're you gunna do now? OOO that's wut I thought!
Kyubi: Shut up..
Me: (Bitch slaps Kyubi)
Kyubi:...rrr
Me:AAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
Kyubi: (about to attack)
Me: types "Kyubi suddenly vanished into the deep dark (looks out) Afternoon?"
Kyubi: (Dissapears)
Me: phew that was close...
Naruto:...baka
Me:Look who's talking
Naruto: You are!
Me: (Stares at Naruto)
Everyone:HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
Naruto:...Stupid, Damn my mouth...