Pokemon: Wheel Of Fortune: Season 2
Cynthia, Drew, Giovanni
Important Information: SL stands for Shiny Lucario. I don't know who created Wheel Of Fortune, or who its brought by. I just know how the game goes, but I haven't watch the show lately, so I may be wrong on a couple of things.
(Before the show)
SL: Yes! The second season of Pokemon: Wheel Of Fortune! Let's just get the show started with! I am excited!
SL: Yes! Welcome everybody, to the first episode of Pokemon: Wheel Of Fortune: Season 2! Let me introduce today's contestants. First let me introduce the Sinnoh League champoin, Cynthia.
(Audience appluase)
SL: Next we have Drew... I don't really like him. You annoying hair flicking freak.
Fan Girls: Boooooooo!
SL: Ugh. Last, and least. We have the douche bag, leader of Team Rocket, and Ash's father, Giovanni.
Giovanni: Shut up, you stupid kid.
SL: Who are you calling a kid you lazy ass douche bag.
Axletia: Why is the douche bag here.
SL: Because he entered to be in today's game. By the way, I made a couple of changes.
Axletia: I've noticed one. What the hell happened to the category board?
SL: I took it away.
Axletia: Why?
SL: Because I didn't like the idea anymore.
Axletia: Okay...
SL: I also changed Cody's job.
Axletia: What is his job now?
SL: He does the stuff with the technology. The lights, sounds, other things.
Axletia: Where is Devin?
SL: It think he is back stage.
Axletia: Okay. Oh and I got you something. (Pulls out a bottle like Arthur Knight has in Pokemon Celebrity Jeopardy)
SL: What is that?
Axletia: Just drink out of it when the time is right.
SL: Uh... Okay. Thanks. (takes the bottle and puts it in his left pocket)
(Devin arrives on the stage)
Devin: Am I late?
SL: No. We were just about to start.
Cody(on the loud speaker): Hi guys! Look at me! I am in a room at the back of the audience that I can look through up above on the side of the wall.
SL: Yeah. We can see that room. It sticks out.
Cody: Really?
SL: Yes. No lets just start the game.
Axletia: Okay... What are we starting with.
SL: A thousand dollar toss-up.
Axletia: And that is?
SL: The contestants are going to try to solve the puzzle on the board and letters just keep coming up each second. For whoever solves the puzzle with buzzing in with the handle that has a button that is next to them gets one thousand dollars.
Axletia: Okay... Wait! If Cody is doing the technology stuff. Then who is doing the job with the puzzle board.
SL: I hired May to do that job. Come out May!
(May comes out to the stage)
Axletia: Why did you pick her?
SL: Because no one else was up for it and she was the only one who said yes. Lets start the game. Contestants grab your buzzers or whatever they are.
(Contest brap their answering handle buzzer thing)
SL: Okay. The category of the puzzle is "Cities". (8 blocks appear on the board) The answer to the puzzle is one of the four region cities. The puzzle will have letters popping up... right... now!
(A letter I appears on the board)
(No one buzzes in)
(A letter I pops up on the board)
(Drew rings in)
SL: Your answer, Drew?
Drew: Green Hair!
SL: No... That is not the answer. The puzzle will continue... now!
(A letter D pops up on the board)
(No one buzzes in)
(A letter R pops up on the board)
(No one buzzes in)
(A letter N appears on the board)
(Giovanni buzzes in)
Axletia: What is your answer douche bag.
Giovanni: My answer is Detroit.
Axletia: Wrong. That is a city but not a city in the four known regions.
Giovanni: Damn it!
SL: Le the puzzle continue... now!
(A letter V pops up on the board)
(Cynthia buzzes in)
SL: What is your answer, Cynthia?
Cynthia: That answer is Viridian.
SL: Correct!
Axletia: Now you are in first place with a thousand dollars.
Devin: Bored.
SL: Then go play with my Nintendo DS Lite.
Devin: Where is it?
SL: It is at my desk.
Devin: I thought it was your podium.
SL: To big for a podium.
Devin: Okay. (Walks to SL's desk and sits in the chair and starts playing)
Axletia: Now lets start the regular round.
SL: May, this is where you start doing your job.
May: Yay!
Axletia: The category is "Authors". (14 blocks appear on the board)
SL: It is Cynthia's turn.
(Cynthia spins the wheel) (The arrow points at $200)
Axletia: Pick a letter.
Cynthia: Hmmm... I pick a letter C.
May: Two C's! (Two C's appear on the board)
SL: Now you have-
Devin: Hey Shiny Lucario, your games suck, get some new ones and what the hell is this game?
SL: The game is Pokemon Diamond, and it doesn't suck, you just suck at it. Anyways-
Devin: Well don't you have any other games I can play with?
SL: Yeah.
Devin: Then give me the games.
SL: Fine. (Takes out a Nintendo DS game from his right pocket and throws it at Devin's forehead really hard)
Devin: Ouch! That hurt!
SL: Now shut the hell up! Cynthia you now have $1,400. Now spin the wheel again.
(Cynthia spins the wheel) (The arrow points at a "Lose A Turn")
Cynthia: Damn it!
Axletia: Bad luck.
SL: Now it's Drew's turn.
Drew: Then the day is mine! Huh? What do you want you immature freak?!
(Audience laugh)
SL: What is so funny about that?... Grrr... Oh well. I'll just drink out of this bottle. (takes out the bottle that Axletia gave to him from his left pocket and drinks from it) (Then he spits it out) What the hell is this?
Axletia: Whiskey flask.
SL: Huh? What is it suppose to do?
Axletia: How the hell should I know? I think it makes you drunk or it helps you keep your cool.
SL: ...Whatever.. Drew just spin the wheel.
Drew: If you go to hell.
SL: ... (takes a drink from the bottle) Ewwww!!! It taste horrible?! Is this suppose to be for adults?
Cody: It think it is for adults. I see my dad drink out of it when he is almost pissed or gets insulted.
SL: How old is your dad?
Cody: 36 years-old.
SL: Then why the hell I am drink this?! Your dad is 3 times my age!
Cody: Maybe because you lost your cool a whole lot in season 1.
SL: Your point?
Devin: You might get a heart attack or something.
SL: Hmmm... You might be right. I better keep this.
Axletia: Now spin the wheel, Drew.
Drew: Fine. (Drew spins the wheel) (The arrow points at a drawing of SL looking drunk)
SL: ...(Drinks from the bottle) Ewww!!!! It is still disgusting!!!
Axletia: Let me just rip off the drawing. (Rips off the drawing) $500. Pick a letter.
Drew: A letter S.
May: One S. (A letter S appears on the board)
SL: (Turns a little drunk) Are you going to solve the damn puzzle or spin the while again?
Drew: I am going to spin agian, you drunk bastard.
SL: Fine. Then spin the wheel again.
(Drew spins the wheel) (It points to a drawing with SL saying "I am gay!")
SL: ...(Drinks from the bottle) Man! Now the bottle is empty! (Throws the empty bottle at Drew's face)
Drew: Ow! My nose!
SL: Take that, Grass Head! Good-night everyone. (Collapses on the floor and falls asleep)
Axletia: Wow. He is knocked out so early in the season.
Devin: New record!!!
Axletia: Yeah.
Devin: I mean a new record in the game I am playing!... What happened to Shiny Lucario?
Axletia: To much whiskey flask, I guess.
Devin: Isn't he to young to drink that.
Axletia: Yes.
Devin: Then why the hell did you give him that.
Axletia: I don't know!
Devin: Who cares anyways. He is knocked out.
Cody: Hey guys. I found information about what Shiny Lucario drank. Whiskey is a strong alcoholic beverage. A flask is just a container where you put alcoholic beverages.
May: Then Axletia gave Shiny Lucario alcohol!!!
Axletia: Oh (beep)!
Devin: Well he will live. So lets continue the game.
Axletia: Let me rip of the drawing. (Rips off the drawing) Bankrupt.
Drew: No (beep)-ing way!
Axletia: Yes (beep)-ing way. Now it's douche bag's turn.
Giovanni: Stop calling me a douche bag!
Axletia: No.
Giovanni: Damn it!
Axletia: Just spin the wheel.
(Giovanni spins the wheel) (The arrow points at $1,500)
Giovanni: Yes!
Axletia: (mutters: Lucky bastard.) Now pick a letter.
Giovanni: A letter D.
May: One D.
Axletia: Now you have $1,500, douche bag. Spin the wheel again or solve the puzzle.
Giovanni: I have read books during my free time and I know many authors. I want to solve the puzzle.
Axletia: Who gives a crap. Go ahead.
Giovanni: The answer is Charles Dickens.
Drew: Ha-ha! You said-
Axletia: Shut the hell up, Drew! Anyways, now you have... Crap... You have $31,500...
Giovanni: Yes! Now I am in the lead!
Axletia: We wasted a lot of time on off-topic things, so lets just go to the speed round. Every letter in the puzzle is worth $500 for this game. The category is "Pets". (8 blocks appear on the board) Douche bag will go first.
Giovanni: I pick a letter.
(Buzzer sounds)
May: Nope!
Axletia: Cynthia's turn.
Cynthia: A letter H.
May: One H.
Axletia: You have five seconds to solve the puzzle.
(Time starts)
Cynthia: The answer is Hamsters!
May: Correct!
Axletia: Now you have a total of $5,400. Drew is in last, Cynthia is in second and douche bag is in first. That means douche bag gets to play in the bonus round.
Giovanni: Yes!!!
Axletia: Since I don't want to host the bonus round today, I will wake up Shiny Lucario. (Walks to where SL is sleep) Wake up!
(SL isn't phased by the scream and doesn't move)
Axletia: I said wake up, damn it! (Slaps SL's face while he is on the floor)
SL(talking in his sleep): I will defeat you, Masked Drunken Pirate!!
Axletia: I am not a freakin' Masked Drunken Pirate! Hey Cody!
Cody: Yeah?
Axletia: Make a sound or something to wake him up!
Cody: Okay. (presses an air horn souns button)
SL(talking in his sleep): Who the hell farted?!
Axletia: No one farted! (Grabs him by the shirt and shakes him) Wake up!!!!
SL(talking in his sleep): Stop! You're making me dizzy!
(Axletia lets go of him) (SL drops to the floor and his head hits the ground hard enough to wake him up)
SL: Huh? Was I sleeping?
Axletia: Yeah.
Devin: Shiny Lucario, you should've seen what she did to wake up.
SL: I don't want to ask. So, where are we in the game?
Axletia: We are at the bonus round.
SL: Okay. Who is going to the bonus round?
Axletia: Douche bag.
SL: Oh. Well, I have bad news for you.
Axletia: What?
SL: This time, the winner that gets to go to the bonus round is going to play in the next game.
Axletia: Damn it!!!!
SL: Yeah... Now lets get to the bonus round after this commercial break.
(Commercial starts)
SL: Hello everyone! The first commercial for season 2!
Devin: What is so amazing about that?
SL: Nothing. I just felt like saying that.
Cody: What is the point of this commercial?
Axletia: This show's commercials never advertise product.
SL: I don't really give a damn that my commercials don't advertise products, but I did advertise your show, once.
Axletia: Oh yeah.
SL: Anyways, it seems like no one has made a descision of sending in their OC to me to make their OC a permanent host for the season or a special guest host for a big episodes. I need 3 OC's for the special guest host and one for the permanent host. If I don't get enough by January 20th, then this special option will be closed and the idea won't come back unless I want to give the idea another shot. I am not forcing anyone to do this. It is just your choice. That is this commercials message.
(Commercial ends)
(SL and Giovanni stand at the small table with the small wheel on it, or to put it simple is the Bonus Round Wheel)
SL: We are back. Now just spin the wheel Giovanni.
(Giovanni spins the wheel) (The arrow points at a space with a card)
SL: I'll take that. (SL takes the card the arrow is pointing at) Okay. The category is "Evil Teams". It means any evil teams that were made in any of the four regions, for example, Team Magma. Hint: That is not the answer to this puzzle. (10 blocks appear on the board) We will start you of with these letters: R S T L N and E. (1 R, 2 T's, and 2 E's appear on the board) Half of the letters in the puzzle have been revealed. Just pick five costenants and one vowel.
Giovanni: Hmm... The letters M, C, K, Y, Q, and O.
(1 M, 1 C, 1 K and 1 O appear on the board)
SL: Well, you only have one letter left in the puzzle. I'll just let the timer start... now!
(Time starts counting down from 30 seconds)
Giovanni: The answer is Team Rocket.)
SL: Correct. Now lets see what you won. (Opens the card) You won $50,000.
Giovanni: Woo-hoo!!! I won $50,000!
SL: Now you have a total of $81,500.
Giovanni: I won $81,500!!!!!
SL: Yeah... This ends the first episode of the second season. Giovanni is going to come back next time.
Axletia: That sucks!
Cody: Now I can get out of this room. (Exits the toom and runs down to the stage)
Devin: I'm coming. (Turns off the Nintendo DS Lite and gives it back to SL)
May: I'm coming too! (May walks to where SL, Axletia, Cody, and Devin are standing together)
SL: This was one hell of an episode!
Cody: Damn straight!
Devin: I'm hungry!
May: Me too!
Axletia: Then lets go somewhere to eat tonight!
SL: Hell yeah! See ya next time everyone!
SL, Axletia, Devin, Cody, and May: Bye!
(After the show)
SL: The first episode of the season is over. I think things could get more crazy this season than last season. I think Drew is going to be the person who might come back again and bother me like today. This episode was longer than I expected. (+2000 words) If you liked this episodes, then reveiw. If you hated it, then don't flame me. The next contestants are going to be Giovanni, Ash, Delia... What the hell?! That is not a good combination of opponents. Oh well. I don't pick the contestants. Some random machine does.