Disclaimer: I do not own InuYasha, I just enjoy borrowing and torturing the characters.

Note: This takes place before Sango joins the picture. And also note this was written at 2:00 am due to insomnia. Sooo...

It had be a perfectly normal day for InuYasha, Kagome, and Shippo. Miroku had asked his usual " Will you bear my child?" question to all the women they had passed that day, and poor Shippo was curious as to why this was. InuYasha never did stuff like Miroku...right?

" Miroku, how come you don't just settle down with one lady? I mean, you only need one heir, right?"

" Shippo. You see my wind tunnel?" Miroku said, gesturing to his hand, " As the years pass I'll eventually be sucked in by my own hand, unless Naraku is defeated. I need an heir to continue my quest, should I not be successful. But there's also the fact that it's great fun. Going up to a pretty woman and -... aaaah. You'll understand when you're a little bit older."

They had reached the outskirts of the village, when InuYasha and Shippo's sensitive noses picked up a familiar scent on the wind.

Sesshoumaru.

'Damn it! What was he doing around here?!' InuYasha thought.

" Kagome, Shippo. You guy's stay here. Come on Miroku, you're coming with me!"

" InuYasha-...!" Miroku was under the impression that InuYasha hadn't heard him, as he had darted into the trees. Where were they going? What was InuYasha worked up about?

" Miroku-sama, I believe that Sesshoumaru's come back again."

" Kagome? Who's Sesshoumaru?"

" InuYasha's half-sibling. But, you should get over there now, cause Sesshoumaru's probably gonna hurt InuYasha again."

With that Miroku sped off after InuYasha. With InuYasha's temper who knew what could happen. The sight that greeted Miroku wasn't what he was expecting. Miroku hadn't thought that InuYasha would attack a women, let alone his sister. And what a beauty she was. Sure, her name was far more masculine than he'd normally like, but oh well. InuYasha and Sesshoumaru were in a physical brawl, no swords. Hand to hand combat. What a women, keeping up with InuYasha's blows, whilst still managing to keep her hair in perfect order.

Miroku, walked leisurely over to the two, getting in between them, as though he had a death wish. They both paused to look at him.

'He's an idiot! What's he doing! Oooh, no...he's not... actually this could be quite entertaining'

Who is this man? Another of the half-breeds allies I'd assume. He got a lot of nerve... What the hell is he doing?!'

Miroku, was kneeling down on one of his knees, and had grabbed Sesshoumaru's clawed hand. InuYasha knew this would be priceless if Miroku didn't die in the process.

" My lady, would you do me the honor of considering bearing my child?"

Sesshoumaru had been silent up until now. There was no stuttering, no blushing, nothing that InuYasha had been looking forward to. Damn!

" Do...not...jest...with...me...monk." Sesshoumaru drawled, as he tore his hand away from the ones enveloping his.

Miroku, was shocked to say the least. That was not the voice of a woman, it was the voice of someone who was very much a man. Miroku was disgusted at his own idiocy. Idiot, idiot, idiot!

Internally, InuYasha was laughing madly at the monk's predicament.

" Miroku...my brother is very much a man...oh kami! I'm sorry, but that was hilarious!"

As though he had never really been there, Sesshoumaru stalked away, to regain his dignity.

'The nerve!'

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