TAGR your it
Written by Clover and Katie
(Retarded title, we know)
Disclaimer: I shouldn't need this, since this is but whatever. Zim is Jhonen's.
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A young alien sat in an escape pod. She had sat in that pod for seven earth years. Her name was Tak and she seeked revenge. Zim ruined her life, along with a large headed boy named Dib, who turned of her Doom Machine, and his creepy sister, Gaz, who turned MiMi into something as worthless as GIR. She gave a knowing smirk. It was going to happen soon.
Gaz sat outside, playing her Game Slave 2.5. Dib was (once again) trying to fix Tak's ship. He had crashed after what was known as "The Most Horrible X-mas Ever." She wondered why Tak hadn't come back for it. She seemed to want to please her "Tallest" or whatever they were called... She stalked back into the house as Dib electrocuted himself. Whatever. She didn't care.
A monitor beeped, indicating that she was close. Finally. She was close enough to be pulled into Earth's orbit. Finally. Revenge.
After eating large amounts of pizza, Gaz was in her bedroom, staring out the window. Why hadn't she come back? She had been thinking about this all day. Tak's Fill-Earth-With-Snacks plan was actually... good. And well thought out. She seemed to be the most intelligent person she'd met, even smarter than her Dad. Gaz grumbled a small "Whatever..." for what seemed to be the millionth time before falling onto her pillows.
Tak's small escape pod was flying directly towards the Earth's surface. Her pod's navigation system indicated that she was on course for Professor Membrane's house. "Prepare for impact." her monitor warned.
The sheets on Gaz's bed had fallen to the floor. She was tossing around in an uneasy sleep filled with pigs, videogames, and... Tak. Her eyes opened to find her almost falling off the bed. She yelled as she went head first to the ground. "Ow... what the...?" Gaz mumbled, seeing something outside the window.
Tak closed her eyes tightly. The ground was getting closer and closer. "Nyeh..." she let out. She wasn't used to this, it had been too long. Her hand jerked out of nervousness and the ship swerved. The ship hit the house next to Membrane's house. "...Made it..." she said before passing out.
Gaz was at the next house within seconds. She ignored the cries of "MAH LEGS!" coming from her neighbor and headed for the ruined escape pod. It was her. She grabbed the other body and headed for her house. Apparently there was a God. And he was on Gaz's side.
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Kinda short/crappy but we're inexperienced. Clover does the part of Gaz, Katie does the part of Tak. We'll try to update as soon as we can, the chapters are one page full of RP, front and back.
It's what we do during school. No schoolwork for us 8D
