The only time people dislike gossip is when you gossip about them.

--Will Rogers

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It's that time again.

Remember how during senior year, we were all wigging out about which college we were going to get into, and how we were so psyched to lose it? You know what I'm talking about. Well, for awhile we were all pissed off and stressed over college, but it's been well worth it. That feeling's back, and we're all ready to go to those famed college parties we've been looking forward to since we even knew what college was. Bring a bottle of merlot and your hottest Manalos, and I'll see you there!

Your e-mail

Q: Dear GG,

who r u neway? i mean weve been wonderin 4 a long time nd its dumb
how u keep ur identity a secret...i mean who r u, batman?

-- brittani

A: Dear brittani,

My identity will remain a secret until I think neccessary. Why should I tell you,
anyway? Just keep in mind, good things come to those who wait. Just look
at B & N... Enough said. And, no, I'm not Batman. That cape is definitely a
fashion faux-pas.

-- GG

Q: Dear GG,

okay! sooo are B and N together or what? im so confused, did they do it?
i heard B was rooming with some lezbo chick in brooklyn once.. if N is single, then
do you know where i can find him?

-- KTF

A: Dear KTF,

B and N? No one's too sure about them lately. The rumour about B rooming
with a girl is actually true, or so my sources tell me. But if anything gets out
about them, you know I'll be the first to know. Oh yeah, and if N was single,
why would I tell you? You're not the only one checking him out, babe.

-- GG

Sightings

N getting stoned with his old NYC buddies on the rooftop of his apartment
between Park and Lex. Aw, just like old times. V in Central Park filming a
decomposing squirrel... How lovely. B checking in at the Plaza Hotel. Well,
well, well. She also seemed to be compulsively checking her cellphone. A
new college crush, perhaps? You know I'll be the first to know. S in Barney's
purchasing a tres chic Miu-Miu top. J was spotted in Barney's also. Stalking
S? Like I said, just like old times. There has been no sign of D lately, for some
odd reason. Don't worry, I'll find out what's going on. I always do.

You know you love me---

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