Riza Hawkeye was proud of herself in knowing the happenings within the military.
She knew where havoc hid his cigarettes and where knew when he tried to sneak a smoke inside the building. She also knew the orders in the military units, recent crimes and what to do to solve most military problems.
Most of all though, she prided in knowing what was going on in Roy Mustang's twisted head. Who and how he was manipulating people, when he didn't sign military papers and what his most recent relationships were.
Of course, that last part wasn't hard since the whole of Central seemed to know who his targets were.
But then the rumors disappeared. There was a long stretch of time when, surprisingly, Roy Mustang had no partner. As strange as this alone was, even more was the fact that the Flame Alchemist was daydreaming now and getting to clumsy to snap his fingers to produce even a small spark.
Then she heard something even more bizarre than anything else. There was this strange story going around the grapevine of the military.
No, it couldn't be though. Roy Mustang and – The Full Metal Alchemist? No way.
This was what lead her to the most shocking discovery of all though.
Never enter the Colonel's office without knocking fist. It was there that she learned rumors, no matter how peculiar they seem, could end up being true.
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A somewhat long drabble…but not long enough to be considered a one-shot in my opinion, hope it was good!
Written a looonnggg time ago...don't plan on making any changes, even if my writing style sucked. Sorry guys!
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