Disclaimer: Blah, blah, blah, don't own Gundam Wing,
blah,
blah, blah, don't own Whose Line, blah.
Heero: We're going to play a very fun game called, If ya Know what I
mean.
I need Duo, Wufei and Quatre to come up please.
*Duo, Wufei, and Quatre walk to the
center of the stage.*
Heero: Now in this game the contestants are going to say things and
then
say something like," if ya know what I mean" after what they say. Now
most of you are like, "what the hell?" but you'll get the idea. Now
what I need from the audience is a game that men like to play.
Someone from audience: Pool!
Heero: Okay. The scene is you three guys are playing a game of pool and
your not sure of all the rules. Start anytime. "This should be
interesting." Heero thought.
Duo: That's a nice set of balls ya got there Wufei. If ya know what I
mean.
* Duo nudges Wufei and winks.*
Wufei: I think you'll like the short stick Duo. If ya know what I
mean.
Quatre: Well I've got the longest stick. If ya catch my drift.
*Duo and
Wufei stare. Quatre blushes.*
*Wufei
pretends to be holding a stick. Makes a
movement
to indicate he hit one of the balls.*
Duo: Boy you broke those balls. If ya know what I mean.
Quatre:*Says to Duo* I'm not sure if I know how to play. Do you think
you
could teach me? If ya know what I mean.
Wufei: Injustice! I scratched the ball. If ya know what I'm sayin'.
Duo:*Says to Quatre.* I'll teach you how to play if you'll teach me how
to
hold the stick. If ya know what I mean.
*Quatre blushes more.*
*Wufei holds something up*
Wufei:*Asks Duo* What's this?
Duo: That's my nutcracker.*Big smile spreads across his face.* If ya
know
what I mean.
*By now Trowa is cracking up, but he wants to join
in the fun
also.
He runs to the center where the others are standing.*
Trowa: I wanna play with the sticks and the balls too! If ya know what
I
mean. *Looks at Quatre.*
*Everyone else is dumbstruck.*
Heero:*Presses buzzer to signal end of the game.* Buzz, buzz,
buzz.
Well
that's all the time we have for that game.
*Quatre's face is bright red. Everyone else
is still dumbstruck.*
Trowa: What?
