The Trelawney Family

The Trelawney Family.

OK , THIS IS THE WORST FANFIC I'VE EVER WRITTEN! IT STARTED OK , BUT IT GETS MUCH WORSE!!!!

Francesca Trelawney turned around in her bed.

"Ohhhhhh" she groaned as her alarm clock went off. She turned it off and got out of bed lazily. She put on some flared jeans, a tight blue T-shirt and a leather jacket. She got out of bed and hurried off downstairs for breakfast.

"IT'S MINE!!!!" a little girls voice screamed.

"NO IT'S MINE!!!!!!" a little boy's voice screamed.

"SHUT UP BOTH OF YOU!!!!!!!" a teenage girl's voice screamed.

"Now , now , children..." said Fransesca calmly , " Please be good. Jessica - share your toys with Martin please. And Belinda - school begins soon , so get your robes and things ready ok ? Then I'll take you to Platform 5 and 2/3."

"I have everything ready mum" said Belinda.

"Alright then , lets go." said Francesca , and she hurried off and got everyone into their little blue car.

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Sybill Trelawney stared into her crystal ball. She had been awake all night, trying to discover what would happen when she opened the box of cornflakes that was next to her. After 12 whole hours , she decided to have toast instead , as she was 100 percent sure that the cornflakes would be green and mouldy.

Whilst eating her toast , she was surprised to see a small tear trickle down the face of herself in the crystal ball.

"Ah! A tear! I must be feeling lonely!" she exclaimed. Just then , a real tear slipped down her face.

"Ah .... if only i had a friend . If only i had a sister or something , someone to keep me company , someone to love me and care for me..... I'm always so lonely on my own....."

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Belinda sat on the train , ready to go off to her school - Merryweather's School for Witches. She was very upset about her mother. She never had any friends at all! Then she realized something. She was on the wrong train! How could this be! And whats more , there was her mother on the train! Well , she was wearing very different clothes than she was this morning , flashy purple robes and loads of dangly jewellery.

"Mum! What are you doing on the train!" she said to the woman.

"What are you talking about dear , I'm not you're mother!" the woman exclaimed , "I'm Professor Trelawney!"

"What ? But you look just like her! And her name is Trelawney too! Francesca!" Belinda said, getting frustrated.

"Francesca ?!?!" Professor Trelawney said ... looking extremely surprised , "Thats ..... the name of ..... my ......twin..." gasped Professor Trelawney.

"Oh , but my mother has no twin!" said Belinda.

"She does , but , I ran away from home when I was 11 to begin work for my career as a Divination teacher. I never attended school. Poor Francesca begged to come with me but I wouldn't let her. After that , we lost contact.I haven't her from her in ages! Oh and by the way , you are not a Hogwarts student ? Why are you here ?"

Belinda and Professor Trelawney had no time to talk , so the ordered the train driver to stop , then called fr a taxi and drove to Francesca's house .

Standing there was Francesca .

"Oh Belinda! You won't beleive whi I met! It's my long lost brother - Severus Snape!

GOD THAT WAS SOOOOOOOO STUPID WASN'T IT???????!!!!!