GOHINWT
Episode 1
Man Behind the Brilliance
I watched the avatar proceed on his boat, my goat-horse rigid beneath me. Other guys on horses in the Northern Water Tribe proved patient, allowing him to pass. Given my knowledge of everything occurring, I knew to trust the avatar.
Later that day I ate a sandwich, bread of the finest maker in Ba Sing Se wrapping itself around fish I had used my Water-Bending skills to pick up earlier in the day. The sandwich was decent.
Following this, I went to my home in the Northern Water Tribe, finding several women awaiting my arrival. They were all naked and had incredibly large breasts, ergo I found myself busy that night. Swooning over my brilliance in bed, these women were almost comatose, unable to process the mundane realities after experiencing the heaven I gave them. Though my strength was godly, their's was not, and I pitied them mightily.
I would have gasped, were I not brilliant at concealing surprise. A Fire Nation soldier appeared to have come into the camp, I heard, my senses working poorly as I could only hear him from three miles away. Despite this, I used my Dimension-Bending to teleport near to the soldier, after which I used my Flesh-Bending to tear apart his body.
I smiled. Things would progress as planned the next day.
A woman with whom I slept noticed I was gone, I felt from another dimension. With remorse, I carried onwards, using my Spirit-Bending to sort the spirit world to my will. I decided it would be high time to build a tropical world, one only I could visit. Using my abilities wisely, I made the world of such a beauty that only I, and no other, could process it.
I returned to the mortal world, using my Dimension-Bending. I realized that my presence was necessary, lest the avatar come to realize that he had no hope defeating the Fire Lord. Without my help, of course he wouldn't. Knowing this, I visited the avatar and gave him my patented Touch of Brilliance, enough to help him learn the elements. I realized that his friend, a girl named Katara, had awoken. Knowing she was incredibly attracted to me, I gave her my own Touch of Brilliance, feeling saddened all the while, as I knew she wouldn't return the Avatar's feelings as long as I was within a 300,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000 mile radius of her, though the same could be said of any woman after they first lay their eyes on me.
I made my hourly visit to the Fire Lord, making sure he wasn't killing anybody. The afterlife I had created was getting crowded, and I needed to expand its borders. I also decided I would take one Fire Nation woman with me, giving her my own Touch of Brilliance, and I decided that it would be a circus girl. Needless to say, she was entirely grateful, and, with a surprising level of flexibility. She was willing to go for an incredibly long amount of time, and had a large amount of strength. I let her at her house, and continued with my hours.
I expanded on my afterlife, adding infinity+2 meters to the boundaries. All was well.