The Love of Alexander King

"…Bored…Bored…Bored…Really Really REALLY F-ing BORED!" Alex screamed. He turned his head and saw Dragon on the Zero Robot main computer. Alex walked over and saw her watching the Grim Tales From Down Below By Bleedman.

Go look for it. That's the only way you're going to get it.

"Grim Tales?" he asked.

"Yep. I like how Junior looks as a human."

"…I like how Minnie looks as a human."

"Alex. A: I didn't mean it like that. B: She's a fictional character. C: Even if she was real, she's a lot younger than you."

"…I knew that…But if she was real, and she was my age…Hehehe," Alex smiled.

"Alex, I'm your girlfriend, remember?"

"…Oh yeah…"

"HAHAHAHA!" Alex laughed as the two watched the Men in Black. "Man, I love this movie! Hey Dragonbear, what do you think of Will Smith?"

"I love Will Smith! He's so funny!" Dragon laughed as the two watched

"…Love? Will? Smith!?" Alex screamed. "I HATE YOU WILL SMITH."

"What? Why?"

"Do you like him?"

"Huh? Yeah, but-"

"THAT'S WHY! HE'S TRYING TO STEAL YOU AWAY FROM ME!" Alex screamed and jumped up. "I must find and kill him! I know! I can force him into the microwave and cook him for five minutes!"

"Alex…he's not going to fit."

"…I'll get a really BIG microwave."

"Sigh."

"Alex? Are you awa- Awww!" Dragon smiled, seeing her boyfriend sleep. "Angie, isn't he cute?"

"Um…If you say so," Angie slowly nodded. Dragon walked over to the sleeping boy and watched him slowly breathe in and out. "Hey, I heard if you ask someone in their sleep a question, they'll always tell the truth. Try it!"

"Huh? Okay. Alex?"

"…Yes?" he mumbled in his sleep/

"Who do you love in most in life?"

"……Rangiku Matsumoto, Yoruichi Shihōin,and Orihime Inoue, from Bleach. Haruhi Suzumiya, Yuki Nagato, and Mikuru Asahina from the Melancholy of Haruhi Suzumiya. Kurumi from Steel Angel Kurumi. All the girls from Lucky Star. That one girl from-"

"A-anime girls…? Those are all anime girls…" Dragon whispered.

"Tifa from Final Fantasy. "Kairi from Kingdom Hearts. Rouge the Bat from Sonic the Hedgehog."

"If it helps those last few girls are from Videogames," Angie added.

"YOU JERK!" Dragon screamed, and surprisingly Alex was still asleep.

"But most of all…Dragonbear…"

"Huh?" Dragon suddenly stopped. She then heard a soft whisper from his lips, letting out his little pet name for her. She turned red and sighed and bonked her fist against Alex's head, awakening him.

"Huh? Uh…What's up?" he asked. He then noticed Dragon's red blush and turned his head, confused. "Something wrong, Dragonbear?"

"What am I going to do with you?" Dragon sighed, walking out.

"…Did I just miss something?" Alex asked.

"Yep," Angie nodded.

"Cool, just wanted to clarify."

END