WHY ZANT IS CRAZY AND OTHER LoZ STORIES
Why Zant is crazy.
Zanty, Zanty, wet his panty
And called Midna a name.
Then he had some Brussels sprouts
and never was the same.
Why Ganondorf got the Triforce.
the gods of hyrule were having an urgent buisness meeting about the triforce of power.
"Send it to Bo!"
"Not that fatso."
while they argued, a breeze disrupted there godly chess game sending Ganondorf the triforce of power.
"oops."
HOW ZANT LEARNED TO 'DANCE'
Link helped open malo mart,
the zant came in, to steal a car,
he saw the loonies dancing around,
and there he learned to dance proud.