Chapter One: In Which Draco Helps Them.
Deer Diry,
I am Crabbe and fis is Goyle. Wee ar besst frends. Ar bos, Drako, is a Slitheren just lyk us. Murlin, Drako sais ar speling is horendus. Wee ar gong to try transalait ar wrytyng nou.
Wee wil aasc Drako to help us transalait nou.
Frum Crabbe and Goyle.
TRANSLATION:
Dear Diary,
I am Crabbe and this is Goyle. We are best friends. Our boss, Draco, is a Slytherin just like us. Merlin, Draco says our spelling is horrendous. We are going to try translate our writing now.
We will ask Draco to help us translate now.
From,
Crabbe and Goyle.
Me: I own Harry Potter.
J.K Rowling: GRRR!
Me: Fine! She owns it, not me -chucks thumb at Rowling-
J.K Rowling: -nods in approval-
Me: Well, that's it, I don't own Harry Potter.
J.K Rowling: -taps shoulder-
Me: What is it?
J.K Rowling: I'd just like to say that I wish you to review on this fanfic of my book series.
Me: Listen to her. She's smart.