So a girl is walking home from school and a bad guy is totally mad at her,then a car tries to hit her
"GUY" OH SHIT
"BELLA"OHHH NO A CAR IS GONNA HIT ME!
The guy turns out to be superman without a cape, and stops the car using his hands
"EDWARD"I JUST SAVED YOUR LIFE
"BELLA"OMG YOUR LIKE SUPERMAN WITHOUT A CAPE"
Then Bella finds out that Edward is part monkey and that they climb trees (Edward is holding Bella on his shoulders)
"EDWARD" DAMN YOUR FAT
"EDWARD" MY DAD WAS A MONKEY
Bella looks at Edward really weird
"EDWARD"SO MY MOM DID IT WITH A MONKEY SO WHAT(Edward said that while eating a banana)
Then Bella has a spelling test
"EDWARD"IT RHYMS WITH LAMB PIR SAY IT OUT LOUD
"BELLA"UHHHHHHHH
"EDWARD"SAY IT
"BELLA"UHHH UM PIR
"EDWARD"YA SURE CLOSE ENOUGH
Then Bella has a birthday party, but only Edward and his weird family sHows up
"BELLA"YOUR FAMILY IS REALLY WEIRD LOOKING
Then Bella opens her present
"BELLA"OMG U GUYS GOT ME A FREAKING SKIP IT WHAT IS THIS 1996
"(EDWARDS BROTHER)JASPER"I SPENT MY WHOLE ALLOWENCE ON THAT
Then Jasper went to attack her then Edward stoped him using the force
I think edward went to get her a better present or something
"EDWARD"DONT WORRY BELLA I WILL GET U SOMETHING BETTER
"BELLA"GOOD AND IT BETTER NOT BE A FREAKING BOP IT
"EDWARD"SHIT
Then a guy named Jacob comes he dosnt like to wear shirts and he sounds like he has a cold
"JACOB"BELLA I LOVE U MORE THAN SUPERMAN (EDWARD)
Then edward comes back and tells Bella that he loves her to
"EDWARD"I LOVE U MORE
"JACOB"NOOOO
"EDWARD"YEEESS
Then jacob gets a letter from the mail man and he gets mad and taked off his shirt again
Then Bella and Edward get married
"GROOM"DO YOU EDWARD TAKE BELLA TO BE YOUR WIFE
"EDWARD"I DO
"GROOM"DO U BELLA TAKE EDWARD TO BE YOUR HUSBAND
"BELLA"I DO
And they get married
Then Bella and Edward hug on a bed
"BELLA"HUG ME HARDER SUPERMAN
"EDWARD"IM HUGGING YOU SO HARD RIGHT NOW
Jacob is crying in the corner while thise is happing
"JACOB" IM A WARWOLF
Then Bella wakes with a tummy
"BELLA"OWWWWWEEEE
"BELLA"EDWARD DO I LOOK FAT TO YOU
"EDWARD"NO BABE U LOOK GREAT
"EDWARD"FATASS
Thats because there is a moster inside of Bella
"DOCTER" I HATE TO SAY THIS BUT THERE IS A MOSTER INSIDE BELLA
"EDWARD"MOTHER OF GOD
I THINK THE MOVIE ENDS THAT THE BABT POPS OUT OF HEY BELLY AND THEY LIVE HAPPLY EVER AFTER?
THE END?