"Holy shit, is that a dragon with boobs?" Percy asked
"Dragon boobs or human boobs?" asked Thomas
"Human boobs" replied Percy
"Meh, they'd look out of place on a dragon, also I'm a train, and I have no reason to find human boobs attractive" said Thomas, making a surprising amount of sense for a talking train
"Does that mean we can have buttsex now?" asked Percy, making the appropriate amount of sense for a talking train
"How the actual fuck does that even come close to making sense?" replied Thomas
"Is that a yes?"
"Or course not"
"But why not?" asked Percy, sounding similar to a 5 year old after their mother told them they cannot eat mars bars for breakfast.
"Because having Buttsex is a lot like writing a creepy fan fiction about children's show characters. Can you imagine how bad it would be if my mother found out? Just because the first time was the greatest thing ever doesn't mean it will be as good the second time" Thomas said
"Huh, that sounds a lot like you're breaking some kind of fourth wall" Percy said ironically.
"Really, and I suppose the author used ironically the wrong way after your quote" said Thomas, making it painfully obvious that the author had run out of ideas at this point, and probably should have thought it through before writing a sequel.
"I have an idea, what if Bill Murray Joined in?" said Percy, only making the previous more true.
"Ok, first, the Terms and Conditions of say that you can't use real people in your stories, therefore he will from this point on be known as Will Burray, secondly he isn't a train so it wouldn't work, and finally, he's old."
"Oh. What about Luigi." Asked Percy.
"Deal". Said Thomas, and the two had Kinky Butt sex until either the end of time, or the point when the author gets bored and writes another sequel.