Disclaimer : Not mine. Don't sue.
A/n : Special thanks to D Unknown for ... writing the whole thing for me. Has anyone noticed that Gaara hasn't any eyebrows?
Be Mine
Gaara : My heart is set a flutter as I look into your deep, exotic eyes. The thoughtful look, the kindness, they make me melt as I am engulfed in a swirl of unconventional emotions.Your radiant presence strangely calms me until my heart's deepest desires come forth roaring like the great flame that ravaged hte ancient city. The struggling feelings ... I can't hold them in any longer!
kneels down on one knee
Please be my lawfully wedded wife!
Kimimaro : No.
Gaara : Oh ... in that case, could I have your eyebrows ?
Kimimaro : No.
Gaara : Okay. The DIE! Sand Coffin Burial!! Muahahahahaha!!!
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A/n : And that's all for today folks! grins Please feel free to flame. Review!