Disclaimer: I don't own Naruto (unfortunately)
Summary: Naruto's twin sister talks him into swapping schools with her for a whole term. So now he's a guy attending an all girls school. Things are gonna get crazy! Especially since Uchiha Sasuke from the neighbouring all boys school has taken an interest in him. Can Naruto keep his true identity secret?
Warning: There will be shounen-ai/yaoi/boy love (what ever you want to call it) in this story. If you don't like it then don't read.
Chapter 1: The Swap
"Remind me again why I agreed to this" A male teen asked sourly from his position in front of a large mirror as a smiling girl played around with his hair.
"Because I'm your adorable but mature younger sister and you love me" the girl told him sweetly as she stepped back to admire her handy work. "Perfect" she exclaimed with the wide foxy grin all of their family seemed to have. Well both of them did anyway. There weren't any other family members left to use it. But their parent's photos showed that their father had also possessed it.
The boy was currently wearing a carefully placed blonde wig that had been tied up into two long pigtails. He had to admit his sister had done an extremely good job. The hair looked completely authentic and he could barely tell the difference between them.
He and his sister were identical twins. Same tone of skin, same shade of hair, same colored eyes, same weight and same height. Even their names were almost identical! They also had almost exactly the same body build as well. Her legs weren't as feminine as most girls her age, they were slim and athletic, like his. The only noticeable difference between them was slightly wider hips and a more prominent chest, on her part. "I've always wanted a sister" she sighed "and now I have one" she let out a fake girlish squeal of excitement and received a dirty glare for it. He was trying not to laugh though so it kinda ruined the affect. She giggled at him and sat down on the bed with a bounce.
The blonde boy watched her silently for a few seconds "Naruko" he started with a slight frown "Naruto" she said his name back with a grin. "Are you sure about this? I mean really sure?" He asked her with an unusually serious expression. She rolled her eyes and sighed in exasperation. "Yes Naruto I'm sure. I want this, more than anything I've wanted before. We've already been over this, haven't we?" she asked him as she met his gaze. Naruto sighed and closed his eyes for a moment. "If you're positive…" "I am" she stated firmly, her expression confident. "Alright then" he grinned at her, she grinned back.
"Hey guys, you should be going to bed sometime tonight you know" a soft voice spoke up from the other side of the room.
The twins turned their identical blue gazes to the doorway and spotted their father leaning against the frame. He was a darkly tanned brunet with kind brown eyes and a scar running along the bridge of his nose.
He obviously wasn't their biological father. But the story of how this man came to adopt them was an interesting one.
One day while he and his sister where playing in the street Naruto had run out onto a road chasing their only toy, a small red ball. His timing couldn't have been worse though, for he had run out without looking just as a car was coming. The driver tried to stop, but little Naruto had just appeared out of seeming nowhere and he was driving too quickly. Tires screeching and Naruko screaming it seemed the child's too short life was about to be cut off, as he stood frozen in the middle of the street. But right before the car hit him a man had leapt out from the sidewalk and pushed the boy out of the way. Unfortunately the car was still moving, so he was hit instead. An ambulance was soon called and Naruto's savior was taken to hospital, but he had later come back to check up on the little blonde child he had saved. Upon discovering that Naruto and his twin sister were orphans he had felt compelled to make them his own.
It had taken some string pulling but just days later Umino Iruka found himself with two new mouths to feed, and the beginnings of a make shift family. It wasn't exactly how he had pictured a family life but he loved them both dearly, and they were very happy together.
Neither of them tried to hide the fact that Naruto was wearing a wig, Iruka was in on their scheme and he had reluctantly given the okay.
"Yeah yeah we will" Naruko answered for them as the smiling man raised an eyebrow at them. "Make sure you do" he told them as he turned and disappeared down the hallway.
As their father moved out of sight Naruto's expression suddenly went sour again. "Do I really have to wear the skirt though?" he asked with a grimace. "Yes" she told him with a wide smirk. He pouted at her. "Awww, you're so cute" she cooed at him as she suddenly pulled him into a hug. Naruto just pouted even more and let her hug him, this was a usual occurrence. "Well, I'm gonna go to bed now. You should sleep too; it's a big day tomorrow." She announced as she let him go.
When Naruko went to exit she paused in the doorway and turned around. "Thank you Naruto" she told her brother as he looked up at her again from rummaging in his cupboards. "For doing this, for me" she elaborated at his slightly confused look. He smiled at her softly. "Anything for my little sister" he said earnestly. She smiled back.
"Oh Naruto hold still, your wig isn't straight enough!" Naruko scolded as the teen shifted around in his seat restlessly. "Sorry" he grumbled as she continued working again.
Today he was going to start his life at Leaf Girls Grammar, a school which comprised a student body entirely of girls, and he was a guy. How could he not be nervous?!
Well at least his sister's friends were in on their little swapping scheme. They would be helping him adjust, and to keep his real identity secret.
"Now remember" Naruko's voice brought him out of his thoughts "stay away from Karin, you hate her, if you ever do have to interact, be aloof and bitchy as possible." She was going over the list of do's and don'ts again that she'd made for him the other night. They'd done this several timed in the last couple of hours. He even had it written down somewhere.
"If you by any chance run into Uchiha Sasuke, Sabaku Gaara or Hyuuga Neji, don't interact. Just keep your distance. Otherwise their fanclubs will be on you like fat kids on a twinky." "Eloquent" Naruto commented dryly.
Naruko ignored him and continued working, like she hadn't heard him speak at all. "But if one of the other girls brings them up that aren't in my friendship group, then be girlish, comment on their hotness and agree with the others comments as well." Naruto frowned a bit at this and pursed his lips. "This shouldn't be too much of a problem for you" Naruko said as she now started on his make up.
It was a known fact that Naruto was more inclined towards the same sex than the opposite. He had been since he was about twelve when a boy was accidently pushed into him, connecting their lips in a (painful) kiss. Needless to say, it had been very shocking; especially for Naruto when he noticed how much he didn't mind the lip on lip contact with another guy. He had accepted it quickly though and adjusted. He had always been a resilient child.
The worst part of it had definitely been when Iruka had found out and tried to give him the talk about the birds and the bees, only it was more like a talk about the bees and the bees. It was then that Naruto had discovered that Iruka was also homosexual. He was okay with it though. Iruka was such a mother hen that he could easily play both parental rolls. A good example of that would be how when ever he actually told Iruka that he'd receive a smack upside the head. Then the next second have his hair smoother back affectionately as the man checked he hadn't actual hurt him.
Naruto wasn't a straight out gay though, he still found that the occasional woman would be able to grab his attention, meaning technically he was bisexual. He just happened to lean more to one side than the other. If you had to put it into percentages then Naruto would be around about 70/30 he guessed.
"There, done" Naruko said with satisfaction and began to put the accessories away.
Naruto watched her silently for a moment "Naruko, how am I going to get my makeup on every day, I'm not exactly an expert" he asked apprehensively. "The girls will help you with all of this every morning so don't worry" Naruko reassured him with a pat on the shoulder and walked over to his bag to stash the make up away. "After a little while and some practice you'll be able to do all of it by your self anyway" she tossed over her shoulder at him as she tugged the zipper closed. Naruto wasn't sure weather he should be happy or mildly disturbed about that little fact, so he just settled for a bit of both.
Naruko turned around with a flourish, placing her hands on her slim hips and looking at her brother with appraising eyes. She gave him a critical once over and Naruto shifted nervously while a confident grin quickly spread across her face "You're ready" she told him, quickly followed by a "Damn I'm good." Naruto threw a glare and a stuffed toy animal her way as she laughed.
A slim tanned leg encased in white knee high socks slipped from the confines of a dark blue Mercedes. The owner nervously pulled them higher as they had fallen down slightly bunching up above the black polished regulation school shoes.
The loud babble of many voices reached Naruto's ears as he climbed out of the car and onto the smooth pavement. Luckily no one paid him any attention as they were all too busy going about their own business to notice one more addition to the growing crowd. The passenger door was left open behind him.
There numerous students were all chatting animatedly to one another. Friends were hugging each other and laughing as they reunited after the few weeks they'd been separated for their end of term holidays. "Good luck" He heard Iruka say from the driver's seat and he turned his gaze back to the man. Slightly worried brown eyes looked back at him. "Yeah" Naruto answered distractedly. "Can you open the boot?" "Sure" there was a slight popping sound as Iruka pulled a little lever next to his seat and Naruto finally closed the front door.
The blonde gathered his bags from the back and closed it with a thunk. One of the tinted windows scrolled down with a slight humming sound as he walked back around the vehicle. "Bye" Iruka called faintly, his brow pinched slightly but an encouraging smile on his face. The man had always found it difficult leaving either of them alone for longer than a few hours. It almost broke his heart every time he had to leave Naruko at her boarding school each term. Now that Naruto was the one going and doing it for the first time his adopted son's distress over the new situation was making it doubly worse for the man. He was almost tempted to pull the boy back into the car and drive him home, school be damned. He was shaken from his troubled thoughts though as Naruto managed a shaky but determined smile and repeated the sentiment. Iruka sent him another smile as well banishing the worrisome thoughts from his head. Naruto was one of the strongest willed and most resilient people he'd ever met; he had confidence that if anyone could pull off something as crazy as this it was his son. It was with that reassuring thought that he was able to back onto the pavement and drive away.
Naruto waved at the car as it left his small smile disappearing, he was on his own now.
He moved awkwardly among the sea of girls and found himself with no idea for what he should do next. Cold panic was slowly seeping into his chest, making it tighter. He inhaled with a sharp shaky breath and let it out slowly.
Naruto gulped as he looked to the daunting front entrance of the multi story school. It was a large old red brick building, surrounded by lush green lawns. Not a single blade of grass was out of place and not a patch was uncovered. There were also single rows of flowering shrubbery lining the pathways, all in pristine condition. Only a few ancient looking trees were spread around the vast grounds. He had spotted a particularly decrepit looking willow on his way up the long drive. The branches drooped so low that they touched the ground and there was a giant knot in the middle of trunk. It was so shadowy, so creepy. It was perfect. It looked like just the place to sit and relax, and even more inviting was the opportunity to climb it. Naruto grinned at the thought. He'd always loved trees, ever since he could remember he'd been exploring them, climbing until the branches got too thin to support him anymore and swinging from them like a monkey.
Just then a breeze of icy wind swept past, making Naruto shudder. A few girls squealed as they held their skirts down. His poor bare legs were fully exposed to the harsh elements as they stuck out from the flimsy pleated material. "I miss pants already" Naruto whined quietly to himself. Never again would he think with anything less than immense sympathy when he saw girl wearing a skirt in cold weather.
"Naruko-chaaan!" a high pitched voice shouted out making Naruto turn around with wide eyes as something slammed into him and his vision was filled with pink. "Gah!" he gasped in surprise as the exuberant teenage girl hugged him tightly.
"Geez Sakura, are you trying to kill her?" an amused voice spoke up as a tall girl with four messy pigtails walked over to them. A smirking blonde with pastel blue eyes and a long ponytail walked on her left. On her right was a shorter brunet with her hair tied up in two buns, and laughing dark brown eyes. Another girl with long black hair and pale eyes trailed shyly behind them. The girl, who he assumed to be Sakura, let him go and smiled cheekily at him.
Naruto blinked at her in confusion. These must have been Naruko's friends. Didn't they know who he was? Just then the pinkett winked at him; Naruto quickly caught on. It was just part of the show. They had to act normally with him in front of others, just like they would if he were his sister.
"Sakura-chan" he grinned at her happily as the pinkett looped a friendly arm around his waist and he did the same with her. "It's been too long, ne?" he joked and Sakura giggled.
Green eyes danced with mirth as she whispered to him in a low voice "You're a good actor, keep it up hot stuff" Naruto just grinned "I'm good at everything" he told her cockily but with good humor. She snorted in amusement.
Sakura let go of his waist and stepped aside to let the other girls have their turn at exchanging hugs. As they did so they quietly informed him of their names in hushed whispers and he committed them all to memory.
Naruto just went with the flow and easily slipped into the roll of his sister. They had been imitating each other ever since they could first talk anyway. He laughed and joked with the others as they all gathered their things and moved towards the front entrance.
This was something Naruto hadn't expected though. He was actually finding this fun. Now that he was surrounded by people who knew his secret too, he felt comforted and more at ease. It was like this was just one big funny prank. And if there was one thing he was good at, it was pranking.
Naruto gave a silent grunt as he pushed one of the double doors open; it was heavier than it looked. He stepped aside and gave a mocking bow to the others. "Ladies first" he said with a wry grin. They shot him humored looks and thanked him as they stepped through with their luggage.
They walked down the hallways and Naruto took the time to take everything in; he found himself feeling impressed.
The inside of the building was decorated lavishly. The ceilings were high and the walls were a soft shade of creamy off white, covered with many pieces of art. They all looked like student work. The carpet was plush and a solid shade of wine red, deep and rich. It felt soft, almost bouncy, under his feet. There were also a fair few cases full of trophies and plaques along the walls, boasting the schools many achievements.
They came to a wide twisting staircase. Hearing unfamiliar voices Naruto turned his head and saw that some other students had also followed them inside. They complained amongst each other as they hauled their cases up the longs flight of carpet covered steps. "You'd think that they'd have put in an elevator by now" the blonde with the long ponytail complained breathlessly. Ino, Naruto remembered, and mentally gave himself a pat on the back, proud of his memory capabilities. "Well maybe it's just you Ino, how much have you got packed in there anyway?" the other blonde, Temari, asked as she smirked at the huffing girl. "Enough" Ino puffed out and flipped her hair airily. They all snickered at her. Even the shy little Hinata gave a quiet giggle at the others expense.
They soon reached the top of the stairs, and Naruto tried in vain to keep track of every turn they made down the maze of identical corridors.
"Here we are room number 26, home sweet home!" Temari declared as she took out a swipe card and slit it down the little slot on the door, just above the handle. For such an old building they sure did have state of the art facilities. 'So I wonder why there isn't an elevator.' Naruto mused as the door swung open to emit them.
The room was large and just as well decorated as the hallways. Six single beds were all pushed up against the walls, all with their own little bedside tables, complete with trendy laps. The mix of old and new was a little peculiar, but it worked, in an odd harmonious sort of way. "This is your bed Naruto" Tenten pointed it out to him helpfully as she went to lay her suitcase down by her own. He nodded and thanked her quietly as he wandered over to it.
"Are you guys gonna unpack now?" Ino asked as she sat on her bed and crossed her legs under her. "Nah I'm not, I can't be bothered." Temari stated as she sat on the same bed as Ino. "Me neither" Sakura said as she ran a hand through her bubblegum pink hair. "Ditto" Tenten added as she flopped back onto her own bed with a bounce. "Well if you guys aren't, then I guess I won't either" Hinata said in her quiet voice as she calmly lowered to the floor in front of them and got comfortable. They all turned their eyes to Naruto, who had sat on his own bed quietly. He blinked twice before realizing what they wanted. "Oh ah, no I won't either" he said somewhat awkwardly. Now that they didn't have to act he wondered how they would treat him. Naruto lowered his eyes to the floor and traced the small blemishes he could see in the carpet, suddenly feeling unexplainably shy, an emotion he didn't usually feel.
"So Naruto" Sakura began suddenly, making him look up. "Why don't you tell us about yourself?" she asked him with a polite smile. He stared blankly for a few seconds before speaking. "I don't really know where to start" he admitted sheepishly while scratching the back of his head. "Just start with little things" Tenten offered. Guess she was the helpful one of the group. "Umm well. . ." he began slowly and they all looked at him with inquisitive gazes.
"I turn 16 on the 10th of October, my favourite colour is orange." He paused for a second. "My favourite animals are foxes and frogs, and I play soccer in my spare time." "Are you any good?" Temari asked with interest. "Yeah I like to think so" Naruto replied with a grin. He was starting to feel looser again, more comfortable.
"Uh what else, what else . . . Oh, I love ramen! It's my all time favourite food!" he exclaimed energetically. They all grinned at him. "That's something you and your sister have in common then" Sakura told him. He nodded in agreement. "It is a gift from god himself" Naruto nodded wisely, his face serious while they snickered.
"I love rock and pop, but I also have a thing for blues. My preferences change with my mood." "What about sexually preferences?" Ino asked boldly and the others looked at him with renewed curiosity. "Well, I guess I would be bi, but I lean more towards guys than girls. No offence ladies." Naruto grinned raucously at them. "Breasts just don't do it for me like they used to" this earned him a pillow in the face. He just laughed and threw it back. There was more retaliation and soon an all out pillow war had started.
This was going to be a fun term Naruto thought to himself as he continued to laugh.
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