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Ganondorf's Thoughts
Author's note: May be to stupid for some of you but I liked it.. By the way read my Monster Rancher story. Please!
Ever since I was really little, destruction was my middle name. Those little toy trains everyone played with when I was a kid... I blew them up with a Bombchu. No one laughed at me, of course... No one laughed with me either. I never loved anyone, because I hated mankind in every way. I guess you could say I even hated myself...Anyway. My mommy-op, Mom Twin Rova taught me how to destroy entire cities in my path...Yep, I was the top dog alright.
At age ten I learned you have to be known to be respected... I was the ladies man in the Gerudo's Fortress so I stayed there with them. I figured I'd live the good life, you know... Causing pain in nearby towns, wrecking havoc in Lake Hylia, making acid rain to destroy the rainforests. Things were going all my way... Up until Link was born that is. That kid pestered me and a war broke out, thanks to me and he was left with Deku idiot.
I scowled for days at the baby boy and his so called "new father". His mother was dead and to me it was a blessing. All I can say is that it haunts me till this very day... Sob.