hehe! Jayfeather's stupid! WEll not really but wen he eats catnip he is! LOL reveiw plz!
Chapter 1
~~~somewhere in RiverClan~~~
Jayfeather fell into a river
"HELP I CAN'T SWIM!! I'M GONNA' DROWN A WATERY DEATH!!!" He yelled.
Random RiverClan cat "Stand up retard."
Jayfeather did as told "OMG!! YOU SAVED ME!!!"
~~~In ThunderClan camp~~~
"We will miss Ashfur he drowned in a river by WindClan he was an honored warrior. It's very sad to lose him..." Firestar said
an akward silence followed....
"STICK FIGHT!!" Jayfeather yelled throwing random sticks -except his favorite- in different directions hitting many cats.
Yowls of protest coruptted the Clan and a loud
"THAT'S MY BROTHER!!" Was heard from Lionblaze.
~~~Hunting with: Berrynose, Firestar, and Dustpelt~~~
Firestar was stalking a mouse when Jayfeather burst out in to song
"Oh, baby, baby. Oh baby, baby. Tell me baby cause I need to know now, oh because. When i'm not with you I lose my mind! Give me a sign! Hit me baby one more time!" Jayfeather sang.
Dustpelt pitched it "My loneiless is killin' me! And I, I must confess I still believe!" He sang swinging his head but, Jayfeather sang the next verse
"Oh baby, baby. The reason I can't see! Berrynose you've blinded me!!" He sang.
Firestar yowled "STOP WITH THE GAY SONG ALREADY!!" he yelled...