Rachel was becoming a diva. Not like me being a diva, but like Lima Rachel, on steroids. I've had enough of her. As her best friend, I feel likes it's my job to bring her back down to earth, and it's not gonna be pretty. • • • The first thing I heard this morning was Rachel screeching in the shower. Ya, she's a soprano, but she is so annoying. When I went to take a shower, it went to ice cold because she used all the hot water. If that wasn't bad enough, her hair ha clogged the drain so now he was standing in the ice water. He had had enough.
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"Rachel, we need to talk. You have been acting... differently... lately." "I know, I've been using this new-." Kurt cut Rachel off. "No, I mean you've been acting more and more like a diva and it's I can't handle this anymore". Rachel replied, "you know what? I think you're jealous. You can't stand me being a star and winning the Winter Showcase and you're just jealous." "No, you're a self righteous Lima Rachel on steroids" Kurt said. "But we just became inseparable." "We became inseparable because you became tolerable" replied Kurt. "There's one way to settle this, Midnight Madness". "Oh it's on", said Rachel.