My Favorite Things (Pontmercy Style)

by Trust Gavroche

In which Marius re-writes "My Favorite Things" from The Sound of Music. [A result of what happens in my head while I'm in the shower. Kind of modern in the sense that it mentions Cheerios.]

"My Favorite Things"

By Marius Pontmercy

Dedicated to my beloved Cosette

Cosette on swingsets and Cosette holding kittens
Cosette smilin' and laughing and Cosette wearing mittens
Cosette's slender hand on which there's a ring
These are a few of my favorite things

Cosette eating Cheerios and Cosette washing dishes
Cosette planting roses and Cosette feeding fishes
Cosette out in town and forgetting her things
These are a few of my favorite things

Cosette in white dresses with blue satin sashes
Cosette's distaste for the clothing that clashes
Cosette's pretty voice singing songs angels sing
These are a few of my favorite things

When Courf's dog bites
When a bee stings
When I'm feeling blue
I simply remember my favorite things
And then I don't feel like poo