I can prove it!
By: Dr. N0
Disclaimer: I don't own.
Warning: NaruSasu and implied KakaIru
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Naruto was sulking.
He was not sulking because Sakura had once again rejected him, or that Kakashi had been late.
He wasn't even sulking because Iruka couldn't eat ramen with him because he was 'busy.'
Naruto was sulking because of Sasuke. Him and Sasuke were sparring and all of a sudden, out of nowhere, a hoard of screaming fangirls came and hauled him away.
It was extremely annoying.
Naruto sighed and looked up at the sky. It was such a nice day. A perfect day for sparring.
Naruto squeezed his eyes shut in concentration. Come to think of it, why did all those girls like Sasuke? He looked like a girl himself.
Naruto's eyes opened wide and he jumped up. "That's it! Sasuke's a girl!"
He gave a fox like grin. "And I can prove it."