10 ways to piss a Dragon Slayer
Chapter 1 : embarrass him
It's a normal day in Magnolia.
BUG
THUD
BANG
At least it was. Table, Beer, and Chairs came flying from Fairy Tail. Lucy sigh looking bored she just finished her Job with Natsu. She have nothing to do until a Blue haired girl came.
"Lu-Chan~! I hear you finish your job! How was it?" Levy sit beside Lucy. Lucy look at the blue haired girl and sigh again.
"It's fine. No destruction and wrecked building!" Levy look at her friends expression. And decide to change the topic.
"Lu-Chan! Have you finish your Chapter?" Lucy shook her Head. Levy sigh knowing she failed.
"Levy!" the blue haired girl look at the Blonde girl. "What is it Lu-Chan?"
"I can't figure it out!" Lucy massage her temple. "How come no one ever Piss Natsu?" Mirajane suddenly came. "That's because no one ever bother to piss him!" Lucy's face suddenly lighten up.
"That's it!" Lucy suddenly said. The both of them look at her confuse. "How about we make a book about How to piss a Dragon Slayer!" The both of them amused about the Idea.
"that's a great Idea Lu-Chan!" Mirajane nodded. "The title should be 10 ways to piss a Dragon Slayer!" Mirajane smiled.
"That would be great! When should we start?" Mirajane ask. Lucy smiled. "Tomorrow!" Lucy promised.
~The Next Day~
as promised they start to discuss their plan to annoy the Demon Slayer. When They agree they go to the other side as if nothing Happened and wait for Natsu.
BAM
The door slammed open. "Good Morning Everyone!" Natsu came with a huge grin. Lots off greeting was heard. Levy and Mirajane nodded at Lucy. Lucy start walking to Natsu avoiding the Flying things. Number 1: Make him embarrassed
"Honey! Welcome back!" the flying things stop. All of them look at Natsu and Lucy. There's an Awkward silence. "HONEY?!" all of the guild said. Mirajane and Levy only giggled.
Natsu look at her confuse. "Don't look at me like that! After what you did on our mission!" Lucy purred. Natsu blushed.
'Nani? Why did he blushed' Lucy though. Mirajane faint, even though she knew it was a trick but, when she sees Natsu Blushing It makes it more convincing.
"EH?!" The Guild member shouted. Lucy hug his arm. "Go soft next time!" the guild is lost at word. Natsu is left with a red face. Lucy silently give a thumbs up at Levy and Mirajane.
Flash back :
"So, our step one is Embarrassed him?" Levy ask. mirajane nodded. "Yep, That's our first step! It will support step 2 too!"
"How do we do that?" Lucy asked. Mirajane smirk. "Pretend something happen when you and Natsu are on a mission!"
"Something?" They both asked in unison. "Like you guys having you know what the night you're on a mission!" Mirajane said the you know what a little louder. Lucy Blushed.
"KYAA~! Lu-Chan blushed did something happen?" Levy hug Lucy. "Nothing Happen! It's just the though of it make me blush that's all!" Lucy still blushing.
"Whatever you say!" Mirajane said. "Anyway, what's the second until the tenth step?" Lucy tried to change the topic. "You'll see!" Mirajane Evil smile. Lucy regretted to ask her. Levy shivered as she watch the white haired girl.
End of Flash Back
The three of them watch as Natsu get out off the Guild with a red face, Happy follow him. 'Watch out Natsu Dragneel! There's more to come!'
the three of them said in their mind. They have an Evil smirk. Cana, Gray, Juvia, Erza, and a boy name Gabriel watch the three girls.
'What's going on?' Gabriel though
'Something tells me I have to be in it!' Cana and Erza though
'Try to piss Flame Brain? Nice!' Gray smile to himself
'seeing Gray-sama smile makes Juvia want to join what they're doing!' Juvia start imagining things about her and Gray.
End! Please Review I don't own Fairy Tail.
~Peace c: