*Taemin walks in with black eye and bleeding lip* Key: Taemin, baby what happened?! Taemin: I... I got... beat up by... the football team. *Jonghyun walks in talking about what happened in the bedroom last night but key quickly cut him off* Jonghyun: What happened, who did it ,and where do they live?! Key: Calm down oppa, he said he was beat up by the football team. Taemin: They said they beat me up because I don't play football. *Onew walks in with a bucket of KFC and sees Taemin then stuffs a piece of chicken in his mouth, Taemin then spits out the chicken onto the floor which sends Onew to the ground crying* Taemin: WHY DID YOU DO THAT?! Onew: Duh, because chicken makes everybody feel better! Key: We will deal with Onew later, but Taemin go get some ice out of the fridge and i will help you clean your lip, then you can get some rest and you need to tell the principal tomorrow okay? Taemin: Okay *The next day comes and is a repeat off last night* Key: Alright Taemin I'm going to teach you how to stand up to the football players! Taemin: But even when i stand up to them they are still bigger than me! Key: No I mean... nevermind lets begin! Taemin: But umma I don't won't to... key: Hush your training has started! So I want you to act like I just said something really mean to you and I want you to say you your best diva comeback! Taemin:I don't think this going to he... Key: Taemin do you want help or not? Now here say something like "That helmet with that jersey, please" Taemin: I'm going to go to Jonghyun oppa. Key: Ugh fine whatever! Taemin: Jonghyun oppa can you help stand up to the football jocks? Jonghyun: Why of course, so the first thing you want to do is go up to them get in their face and say "what what are you scared huh, HUH?! Then be all like ninja and be like wha whapa hiya pow pow *Taemin slowly exits the room* Taemin: Onew I can't believe I'm saying this but can you teach me how to... Onew: TEACH YOU HOW TO DOUGIE! TEACH ME HOW TO DOUGIE TEACH ME TEACH ME HOW TO DOU... Taemin: No Never mind! *Taemin goes to the only person left in the house* Taemin: Ya, Minho can you teach me how to get the football players to stop beating me up? Minho: Sure little bro, now first off forget everything that umma, oppa, and Uncle Onew told you okay? *Taemin nods* Minho: So first off if they start to say hurtful things just ignore them and if they really hurt you just say "ya I don't appreciate you saying that" and then walk away. If they try to beat you up don't let them know your scared and defend yourself, matter of fact act like uncle Onew when somebody tries to take his chicken okay? Taemin: Okay, gomowo big bro! *The next day Taemin didn't get beaten up he actually made friends with football players* THE END!