I know I should be working on Kwazii Wakes Up A Woman, but I kinda got stuck and didn't have internet for a while. This idea suddenly hit me and when I started writing it I got a little carried away! This was suppose to be just some quick practice at writing sex scenes, but then it got some story line and now I don't know what it is...? With that said THERE WILL BE EVENTUAL SMUT! (If you are uncomfortable with that please be aware!)

Tags: Fuck or die, Aphrodisiacs, Barnacles/Kwazii, Shellington is not a rapist, anal sex


Kwazii was doing a loop in his gup when he saw something strange down on the reef. He stopped his gup and flipped out landing right in front of the weird looking plant. It was almost exactly like the seaweed around it except for its color. It was red with yellow around the edges and covered in specks of teal and deep blue.

"hmm..I should ask the others about this!" he muttered to himself as he pulled out several strands and stacking them up until he had an arm full.

A few moments later he sprang into the HQ, but there wasn't anyone there. Shrugging he decided to take the uniquely colored seaweed to the kitchen.

The vegimals instantly greeted him as he entered the room. Tominnow squeaking when he saw Kwazii was carrying seaweed.

"Me grandad's pirate stew?" he looked down at the strangely colored plant in his arms then back at the vegimals hopeful faces. "Aye, Me Hearties!" he rustled up Tominnow's leaves, "But we can't use them all."

The vegimals squealed happily as they pulled out the tools they would need.


"Chop, Pound, Mix, Boil!" Kwazii sang spinning around and dancing as the others gleefully followed his instructions. Grouber sneakingly dipped his flipper into the bowl wanting a quick taste of the rare and colorful seaweed.

"'Ey," Kwazii shouted making Grouber freeze with his flipper halfway to his mouth, "No tasting till it's done!" He scolded gently wiping Grouber's flipper off with a rag. The merriment went on for several more minutes till almost all the seaweed was gone.

Kwazii left the two extra leaves in a bowl sitting by the fridge before turning to the stove and ladling out the stew.

The vegimals looked down at their bowls hesitantly, not liking the greenish orange, almost brown, colored liquid.

"It's fine," Kwazii assured and tipped the bowl up to his lips to prove it. As the stew hit his tongue it felt like a shock of electricity surged through his nerves leaving his body filled with a comfortable warmth. He couldn't help the smile that came to his face as he gulped down the second half of the bowl.

Just as Kwazii was setting his empty bowl in the sink Shellington walked into the Kitchen. His eyes grew wide as he spotted the bright, colorful leaves by the fridge.

"Don't drink that!" He shouted slapping the bowl out of Barrot's flippers and onto the floor. The vegimals froze at their adopted father's outburst. "Did any of you drink that stew?" Shellington asked frantically. All eyes shot to Kwazii, who looked both parts shocked and scared.

"How much did you have?"

"'Bout a bowls worth?" Kwazii raised the dirty bowl nervously.

"Oh no."

"'Oh no'? 'Oh no' what?" Kwazii began to panic.

"This isn't good," Shellington said ignoring Kwazii's panicked demands for answers and turned to the vegimals, "Go get Barnacles! Fast!"

"Now, Kwazii," Shellington inched closer to the now silent cat trying not to startle him, "Why don't we get you to your room?"

Without warning Kwazii tackled Shellington to the ground.

"Oh, Shellington!" Kwazii groaned as he pressed his body down into the other. Just the feel of their skin touching sent waves of heat though his body, all gathering in his groin.

Shellington wrestled with Kwazii trying to at least flip them over and take control of what was happening. The best he could do, however, was push Kwazii's face, and mouth, away with a hand under his chin while his other hand was tugging at one of Kwazii's wrists, keeping the hand beneath his shirt on his belly and not further below.

"What the hell is going on?" Barnacles yelled as he bursted into the kitchen and on to this embarrassing scene, the poor vegimals right behind him.

The moment Barnacles entered the room Kwazii stilled. The sound of the polar bear's voice sending a strange new buzz throughout his body. Kwazii's eyes slowly taking in the bear's body, before his own body became inflamed with a whole new level of lust.

"Barnacles," Shellington called from beneath the now limp Kwazii, "We need to get him to his room!" Kwazii, reminded of the otter beneath him hissed and scrambled off of him.

"Right," still slightly confused Barnacles turned to Kwazii, "Come on, now, let's get you to your room."

Kwazii moaned as the polar bear's attention landed on him. Their eyes locked as Kwazii bent down to stand on all fours, shoulders down and butt up. Sprinting suddenly across the room and barreling toward Barnacles. Kwazii's speed, however, was nothing compared to Barnacles' polar bear strength. Catching him instantly Barnacles gripped him tightly to his chest as the other squirmed and writhed in his arms.

Shellington ushered the vegimals out of the room as Kwazii began to rut against a blushing Barnacles' hip. "Take him to his room!" Shellington ordered roughly.

They got Kwazii into his room with minimal struggling, well, as minimal as it could be with a horny cat attached to you.

Standing in the hallway, they could hear the screeching of Kwazii's claws scraping the door and walls as he whined and howled on the other side.

"What is going on, Shellington!?" Barnacles demanded.

"Well, you see, Captain, Kwazii has eaten some of the rare and potentially poisonous Rainbow Seaweed." the otter said matter-a-factly.

"Rainbow Seaweed?"

"Yes, Rainbow Seaweed." he pulled his little brown field journal out of his satchel. "There's not much known about Rainbow Seaweed, but what we do know is that it is a very strong aphrodisiac and in large quantities poisonous."

"W-What can we do?" Barnacles asked, voice filled with concern for Kwazii.

"I'm not to sure, Captain," Shellington confessed sadly, "I think we should go talk to Peso."


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