Disclaimer: I do not own Yu Yu Hakusho, the wonderful product of the eighties: Zap Cola, or the neighbor's dog. All of my apologies to all of the Zap cola cans that were injured in the making of this story.
Zap Cola
The insane giggling could be heard even before Kurama could get in the house.
At first, it just kind of sounded like a gurgle, but now it was a full out laugh.
'Oh God, not again.'
Unfortunately, when he got to the kitchen, a certain fire demon that we all know and love, was sitting on the counter, with a six pack of empty Zap Cola cans laying on the ground.
"Hiei, what are you doing?"
"You thought that you could hide your little stash from me, well guess what foxy, look what I found under the sink." Hiei collapsed into another fit of giggles, throwing one of the cans at the Kurama.
" I hid that particular soft drink from you, because it has three times the caffeine than regular soda, and the last thing you need is caffeine, especially if it's in large quantities. How much of that stuff did you drink anyway?"
"Um, 5… or 12, I didn't count."
"Hiei, what were you thinking, in a about three seconds you're going to be bouncing off the fricken walls."
And guess what happened next. Hiei went from the counter, to the sink, to the sofa in the living room, to window, and out the door in under ten seconds.
" Don't go after him Kurama." He told himself, " Just let him wear himself down, and hope that he doesn't try to ride the neighbor's dog again. All there's left to do is clean up and make sure not to buy any more Zap Cola anymore.
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A/N: Yeah, it sucks, but, it's my very first story and I'm proud of it. So review, and try not to think that I'm crazy twitch.
