Title: Fine, Fresh, Fierce
Genre: Humor
Rating T for language
Summary: Abby, McGee, Tony, and Ziva take a trip to LA. This was a story I was going to make into more chapters but... I think it would fit better as a one-shot. I'm pretty sure no one will mind...
Ziva was the first to make her way out of the plane. She angrily sat her luggage down. Tony emerged also carrying his luggage and said, "Come on, Ziva! I didn't mean to do it."
Ziva glared at him and said, "Yes you did Tony and do not even try to deny it."
Tony came down the steps and said, "I'm sorry Ziva. I didn't know it was going to upset you that badly."
Ziva yelled, "What the hell do you think I would do? Just sit while you did it?"
Tony laughed and said, "Well you had no choice. The plain was small and it's not like you could run anywhere."
"You are such an idiot! All you had to do was not fart for like 30 more minutes! And you couldn't do that. I swear if you do that ever-"
Tim came next out of the airplane and yelled back into the plane and said, "Abbz, you owe me ten bucks, their still fighting."
Tony and Ziva turned to slightly hear a very pissed off Abby say, "Still? Damn it! Those two need to get help with their problems or something. They cost me ten dollars."
Tony yelled back, "Then maybe you two shouldn't bet on us like race horses."
Ziva scoffed loudly, "Like you do not do the same thing?"
Abby huffed when she got out with her luggage and made her way with Tim down the steps to where Ziva and Tony were. Abby then put her luggage down and said, "Now you two better get a grip. I didn't agree going on a trip with my colleagues just to listen to you two fight like a married couple." She proceeded to get her wallet out of her luggage bag and get the ten dollars out. She handed it to McGee while glaring at the two of them.
Tony looked over at Ziva and then back at Abby. Tony replied, "Well if Ziva didn't overreact so much maybe you wouldn't have to."
Ziva yelled, "Yelling about you stinking up the private airplane is not overreacting."
They continued on and on. Abby turned her head to look at Tim. Tim was looking at her too with a grin. Abby rolled her eyes and shoved past the two of them. That seemed to stop them for the time being.
When they all got in front of the jeep NCIS LA had loaned them for their vacation, Ziva and Tony started to fight over who got to drive.
"Well if we want to live, I will drive." Tony said reaching for the keys from Ziva's hand.
Ziva moved her hand away and said, "If you want to keep that arm, Tony, I suggest you get it away from me."
Abby couldn't take it so she came up behind Ziva and grabbed the keys right out of Ziva's hand.
When Ziva looked at Abby in disbelief Abby explained, "If you guys are going to act like children I am going to treat you like children. Get in the back."
"No, I called the driver's seat during the plane ride and-"
Abby gave a glare that could have burned right through Tony's skull if possible. Tony gave one last dirty look at Ziva and climbed in the back with Ziva following.
Tim nodded his head and said, "You'll be an excellent mother, Abby."
Abby laughed and said, "Let's just wait on that compliment because I might just end up killing them before this trip is even over."