Disclaimer: I do not own Inuyasha, Trixie Belden and other characters that were not of my origin.

By the way this story is written through dialogue and the parenthesized words are usually actions. And this story is soooooooo random, it's not even funny. And was written by girl with way too much time on her hans to the point where it doesn't make sense. Beware!!

Narrator: Our story begins with a regular dude named Saj, who is baking/roasting a baby in his home in Jacksonville.

Saj: This baby has been roasting for two hours. Maybe I should check on it.(Saj bends over to see the baby in the oven . Then, the lights go off. Lights come on.)

Saj - The Baby is missing!!!(Sees a note on his kitchen counter. Picks it up and reads.)****If you wish to have the baby, bring me a magical taco from The Awesome Mountain. E.C.*sparkle, sparkle* I have to report this to a detective service. (Leaves room for a phone book and turns to detective businesses.) Hmm…Sherlock is good but too pricy. I guess I'll have to go very cheap. Trixie Belden and Alyssa service!!Let's give it a call.(Dials number. Rings and the Answering machine picks up.)

Alyssa: Hello, you've reached Trixie Belden and Alyssa Services. Here serving the community since 1974. Press "1" for Detective business, "2" for my cleaning slave services and "3" for novelty t-shirts and coffee mugs.

Saj: I love all three of these things especially the slave service. I definitely need a slave to clean this hell-hole of a house.

Two Days Later…

(Car pulls up and two women come out and knock on the door)

Saj: Who's there?!

Trixie: It's for detective stuff. May we come in?

Saj: Sure. Come in. I just bought some Fanta, would you like some?(Fanta girls pop out of nowhere and start singing "Don't you Wanna?" song.)

Trixie: No, thank you. Tell me what happened?

Alyssa: While you do that questioning stuff, I'll clean the bedroom,

Saj: Thank you. While you're at it, can you pick up that pen I purposely threw over there, so you can pick it up?

Alyssa: Yes!

Trixie: What happened during the incident?

Saj: I was roasting a baby. Like I do every Saturday night. When I went to open the oven door. The lights went off. They came on and there were sparkles and glitter all over the place. There was a note left and it told me to go to the Awesome Mountain and get the magical taco.

Trixie: Let me see the note. (Stares at the note and looks up)There is only one person who could do this…EDWARD CULLEN!!!!!!!!!!!! That old bastard.

Saj: So what do we do?

Trixie: We have to go to the Awesome Mountain and get the magical taco. But the problem is…where the hell is this island?

Saj: I believe it is located on a mystical and magical island in the middle of a sea. The island comes out once a year, when in the sky you can see Neptune and Mercury.

Trixie; What sea are you talking about?

Saj: Well, its not really a sea more like a river that flows into a very large sea.

Trixie: What RIVER?!

Saj: The 's River, the most polluted river that flows through the Southeast US.

Trixie: I am afraid to go out there because my feet will dissolve in the toxic acids.

Saj: Don't worry. I will give you a jewel so you can fly. It will give you wings. The size, color and shape all will depend on your mood and attitude.(Hands over jewel to Trixie)

Trixie: What do I do with it and what about Alyssa?

Saj: Break the jewel in two. Give one half to Alyssa. When you arrive, break off a small fraction, go emo and cut yourself. Then, insert the jewel.

Trixie: Sounds painful. Cutting myself and the blood flowing.

Saj: Deal with it!!!

Trixie: Whatever (Alyssa comes downstairs in French Maid Outfit.)

Alyssa: I'm done. Anything else that you would like me to do?

Saj: No thank you.(Knocks come on door and Tyler, the next door neighbor comes with a package.)

Tyler: Hey Saj, this package came to my door. But, it's the wrong address. It belongs to you.

Saj: Thanks, what is it? (Shakes box)Would you like to come in? It's a little chilly out here.

Tyler: Sure (Saj goes into the kitchen to fix some mango tea.) Hey, I heard what happened to the baby. I know how much it means to you.(Saj walks back into the room with the tea.)

Saj: Well, I hired a detective service to solve this.

Tyler: Why didn't you report it to the police?

Saj: IDK. Plus, even if I called JSO, they would think I was crazy, put me in jail for child neglect or shoot me up.

(Trixie Belden leaves with Alyssa.)

Saj: Bye Trixie, meet me here on Friday Afternoon.

Trixie: Okay bye. (Door Closes.)

Tyler: Who was that?

Saj: Who was who?

Tyler: The tall blonde one with 70s hair that defies gravity and the one in the sexy French Maid outfit.

Saj: The blonde one is Trixie, a detective working w/ me to solve the mystery. The other one is Alyssa, she is Trixie's assistant. She's more like a slave than anything else. She cleans for extra cash.

Tyler: I would love for her to clean my house.(Starts to smile and raises eyebrows.)

Saj: Get your mind out the gutter, dude.

Tyler: My mind is so far in the gutter it's hard to pull it out.

Saj: Pervert.

Tyler: Thank you.

3 DAYS LATER…

(Trixie knocks on the door.)

Trixie: Hello, Saj…He must of forgotten.

Saj: Come to the back of the house!!!

(Trixie and Alyssa walk to the back of the house, where Saj is waiting.)

Alyssa: Look there is a light coming from the back.(Alyssa and Trixie look in astonishment.)

Trixie: OMFG! Look he's on a flying llama.

Alyssa: It's so perfect like my artwork.

Saj: Hurry up and get on. We need to talk. (Trixie and Alyssa get on the llama and fly away) Do you have the jewel?

Trixie: Yeah.

Saj: Get Ready. We're almost there. While there, you have to travel to find the magical taco and Edward Cullen. Use this bow and these arrows and this sword to kill evil spirits, who try to harm you two. The good give off fresh, flowery scents. (Narrator from Febreeze commercial goes on about the new Febreeze Air Wick scent, "Minty Mountain Air".)

Trixie: That might smell nice.

Saj: Hey, ears up here. The bad give off total opposite auras. (Febreeze narrator starts speaking again)

FebreezeNarrator: Like disgusting fish and rotten food. Lucky for you, Febreeze captures odors in the air, traps them and kills them.

Alyssa: OMG!, this is guy is so convincing to buy this product.

Saj: Shut up, you annoying man!!!!Go Away, where are you speaking from anyway?, jeez.

FebreezeNarrator: Fine, see you later, ladies. Bastard.

Saj: Anyways, we're at your stop, The Jacksonville Landing. Buy as much food as you can carry. Break off a small fragment of jewel when it reaches midnight. And you're off. So long.

Trixie and Alyssa: Goodbye! See you soon.

Alyssa: Let's go, Vamanos! (Trixie and Alyssa jump in a freeze frame.)

I hope you liked it. Psssh…this story is just stupid. BUT…Oooapieceofcandy would like you to rate it.