EPIC RAP BATTLE OF HISTORY
BOLT
VS
MITTENS
BEGIN
[BOLT]
ALRIGHT YOU CAT TIME TO TAKE THE FUCKING CHALLENGE
YOU WERE A STRAY CAT WELL YOU COULD BE LYING
DAMMIT I AM THE BEST AS ALL THE VOICE ACTING
YOU JUST BOSS THE BIRDS AROUND BRINGING YOU SHIT TO EAT
WELL LET ME TELL YOU SOMETHING YOU ARE NO GOOD PRIZE
WHEN PENNY PICK ME UP THEN YOU WILL DIE
I WILL HAUNT YOU DOWN AND TAKE YOU BACK TO THE VET
THAT WAY YOU WON'T BOTHER ANY CRAPPY PET
[MITTENS]
HEY LISTEN UP BOLT YOU HAVE NO SUPER POWER
IT WAS JUST A DECOY IT NOT REAL YOU MOTHERFUCKER
YOU ARE WORST THAN RHINO FORCING ME TO GO TO HOLLYWOOD
THAT CAT WAS A MALE I'M A FEMALE YOU NOOK
YOU COULDN'T GIVE A BREAK THAT IS WHY YOU SUCK
IF YOU LIKE PENNY SO MUCH THEN SUCK HER VAGINA
AFTER ALL HER REAL NAME IS PEG YOU CRAZY CANINE
YOU MAY BE A STAR BUT YOU ARE STILL DENIED
[BOLT]
OH HUSH UP MITTENS UNLEAST I'M OVER POWERFUL
EVERY NINE LIVES YOU HAVE WILL BE TAKING YOUR SOUL
YOU SHOULD KEEP WATCHING TV WITH ALL THE SUPER HEROES
LIKE POWERPUFF GIRLS SONIC INCREDIBLES AND NARUTO
I THINK YOUR CRAZY IS THAT WHY YOUR LOST
WHO YOUR LAST OPPONENT WAS IT HERE FOR A SHOCK
YOU CAN'T BEAT ME AFTER I SAY THIS LINE
BY TAKING A TRIP AND YOU'LL DO JUST FINE
[MITTENS]
HA BEING A DOG YOU ARE NOT ONE OF THEM
YOU COULDN'T EVEN BEG FROM THE START YOU WIMP
I TEACH YOU A LOT BUT YOU COULDN'T TEACH ME BACK
THAT IS WHY I GOTTA FUCK YOU AND KICK YOUR ASS
I THINK YOUR NUT AND YOU DON'T HAVE A BRAIN
NOT HAVING PENNY AROUND MAKES YOU FUCKING INSANE
WELL I GOTTA GO AND MEET MY ALLEY FRIENDS
IT TIME TO SAY GOODBYE BOLT HOPE TO FUCK THIS AGAIN
WHO WON
YOU DECIDE