AN: Don't you love Twilight? It inspired me to write this!
One day, when I was out with some of my pals, I unexpectedly met a long-lost companion. He was chatting with a friend, and I overheard names of the members of a family I knew from school. I came up to him, and this conversation started.
"You're Belinda Sweet, right? It's me, I'm Jaden Blair. The last time I'd seen you was in tot day camp."
"Yes, I am. I should remember you. What was that guy behind you saying about that family?"
"The Curtises? They need to stay away from us, and you too."
"Why?"
"Because of what they eat and drink. You'll find out later." I edged away and continued my day.
In a dream, a handsome boy named Edwin Curtis and the buddy I had met earlier in the day were together. The pale one was viciously biting the tanned one. Ew, creepy! I thought I was going to faint, but I just woke up in shock.
In the morning I went on Facebook and stared at every detail of Edwin's profile, the photos of him, and every Minifeed listed on his page. I've tried to add him every day, but disappointment ensues when I look at my friends list and some person with the last name Clark is followed by someone surnamed Davis. Somehow, he never lists his birth year. I assume he was born in 1992, the year I was born, because he is in his junior year currently but he let slip that he was born earlier. His family came here two years ago, so no one I know grew up with him.
Even the guy himself instructed me in person to stay away from him. Should I take his advice? I was gripped in a sudden agony of despair as I considered that. My mind rejected the pain, quickly skipping on to the next option. I could do nothing different. After all, if he was something… sinister, he'd done nothing to hurt me so far. In fact, I would live in a box in the ground if he hadn't saved me. How bad could he be? Because of his voice, his hypnotic eyes, the magnetic force of his personality, I wanted nothing more than to be with him right now.
One night, when my girlfriends and I went shopping in a town quite a drive away, I saw Edwin's car in a parking lot. I was approached by some old, burly guys. Edwin's car raced towards them and ran them over. He commanded me to get in, and I did. He drove so fast I was sure we were going to be puréed unrecognizably if we were to hit even a pillow.
"Hey, I met an old friend of mine a few days back and he said your family eats weird stuff," I brought up on our roller coaster trip home.
"I'm glad you noticed. I'm a cannibal and I want to use my butchering skills to turn you into a meal."
About three things I totally knew. First, Edwin was a cannibal…whatever that may be, lol. Second, he wanted to use his butchering skills to turn me into a meal. And third, I was so totally in love with him!
After some days where my friends asked about how much I liked him, he took me to his mansion to meet his cannibal family. He told me how delicious I looked, and I was proud to have such a nice complement placed on me! He told me about his father, who was about 400 years old but looked as hot as an Abercrombie and Fitch model.
We played baseball one day, and three strangers who were also cannibals showed up. It turned out they were evil! Edwin drove in a car with me for two entire days and nights and brought me to a ballet studio. One of the people I met playing baseball was there, and he bit my hand. I wish Edwin would do that to me. He was way hotter than that guy.
Edwin! I want to be a cannibal! Turn me into one now!