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A/N - This is my first fic, please be gentle.


Naruto was walking down the hall when he heard something banging inside his best friend Lee's locker.

"Hello?" The blonde boy said to the locker not caring how stupid he looked talking to a locker.

"Naruto is that you? You have to get me out of here!" He heard Lee say though it was slightly muffled

Hmm, the blonde thought to himself. What could I get from this?

"Lee I will let you out but only if you do my English homework for one week," Naruto said.

"Okay fine I'll do whatever you want, just get me out of here!" Lee screamed.

As Naruto opened the locker Lee fell out trying to catch his breath. "Thanks Naruto you have no idea how bad it was in there."

"Yeah I bet. Anyways lets get to class before we're late," Naruto said.

Naruto didn't really like first aid but it was the only class he got to sit next to Sakura in. She was the girl of his dreams but no matter how hard he tried he couldn't get her to even notice him. All she cared about was that Sasuke kid, all other guys be damned.

As Naruto walked into class with Lee there was one thing he noticed missing.

Sakura.

Sakura wasn't there! Naruto as sure that she was at school today so where could she be?

"Okay everybody get into groups of two today we will be learning the Heimlich maneuver!" Their enthusiastic teacher Kakashi Hatake Yelled across the room.

As Naruto looked over at Lee to pair up with him he noticed Tenten was flirting with him, so he figured that they had already paired up. With a quick look around the classroom he noticed everyone else had also paired up and he was left alone.

Oh no I'm going to paired with Mr. Hatake, Naruto screamed in his thoughts.

At that exact instant a certain pink haired girl walked in, wearing her classic red dress with a red backpack. Dropping the latter on the ground she sat down at one of the desks.

"Miss Haruno so nice of you to finally arrive to my class."

"Yeah, whatever," Sakura replied coolly.

"Well since you arrived late you're going to be paired with Naruto."

"What? Come on Mr. Hatake please I'll do anything just don't pair me with that nerd! Please!" Sakura begged.

"No I am sorry Sakura but there's no one else for you to partner with," Kakashi replied.

"It's okay Sakura." Naruto piped up. "I promise not to do anything annoying," Naruto added gleefully.

"Shut up you idiot!" Sakura yelled.

"Okay," Naruto said meekly.

"All right class as I said before we were interrupted by miss Haruno, we will being doing the Heimlich today so what I need is for one of you to get behind the other and push into their stomach and swap places and do it again."

"So Sakura do you want to go first, or should I?"

"Whatever Naruto you can go first for all I care," Sakura stated plainly.

As Naruto grabbed Sakura from behind to perform the Maneuver he thought to himself This must be what heaven is like…

The next moment Sakura screamed, "You fucking perv!" Before turning around and punching Naruto in the nose, knocking him over.


A/N - Thank you for reading!