Disclaimer: I don't own Naruto.
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Scaring Sakura will be fun, I would think. I know that I will enjoy it
thought Hatake Kakashi before falling asleep one night.
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Haruno Sakura looked over at a smiling Naruto before sitting down.
Sasuke-kun isn't here, so I have to put up with this baka. Crap. Sakura
thought as Naruto tried to initiate a conversation.
"So, good morning Sakura-chan." he said nervously.
"Morning." She replied curtly. "Have you seen Sasuke-kun at all?" she asked
hopefully.
"Nope, it's just you and me, me and my Sakura-chan." he said dreamily,
earning him a prompt bop on the head.
"I am not YOUR SAKURA-CHAN!!!!!" she yelled, her eyebrow twitching madly.
Suddenly, she heard the familiar shuffling of approaching feet.
"Good morning Sasuke-kun!" she said cheerfully.
"Hmf," he replied, as usual, as he plopped down on a rock.
Two hours later.
"Good morning, class!" said Kakashi in a happy voice. He was met with
shrieks from Sakura, a nod from Naruto, and silence from Sasuke.
"Okay then. today's mission!" he said, pausing to clear his throat and
reveal a paper bag. "Today, I will take you into the forest at the edge of
the village. I will give each of you a rock, and you must try to steal
everyone else's stone. Whomever gets out of the forest with all four stones
first will be dubbed the most successful."
"We have to fight for them?" said Sakura nervously, glancing at her
beloved.
"Correct." Kakashi replied.
"Wait a sec! There are only three of us here, so how can we get four
stones?" cried Naruto.
"Dunce, I will also be participating," said the sensei. Sakura and Naruto
groaned.
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Sakura walked through the forest, hoping that she wouldn't meet anyone.
I'm nothing against Sasuke-kun, Kakashi, and Naruto! This sucks! With an
almighty sigh, she continued, until a sound in the bushes made her look up.
"Ino! What are YOU doing here?" asked Sakura.
"Well, I wanted to take a hike today. Why are YOU here?" replied the
blonde.
"I'm on a stupid mission. I have to steal everyone else's stone," said
Sakura, holding it out to show Ino.
"Can I take a closer lo-" the girl started, but was suddenly knocked to the
ground by a kick from Naruto.
"Naruto! What the hell do you think you are doing?" shrieked Sakura.
"That isn't Ino, it's Sasuke. I've been following him," replied the
smirking blonde as he pointed to a muttering Sasuke. The raven-haired boy
leapt up, promptly attacking Naruto. The assault pushed the fox-boy into
Sakura, forcing them both to the ground.
"Wow, never thought I'd see the day I'd be lying on Sakura," groaned Naruto
as he faced the girl beneath him, and was promptly faced with a good smack.
Naruto looked over his shoulder.
"Crap! Sasuke's gone! I'll get back to you later, babe!" he called as he
bounded into the forest.
"Oi. alone again," said Sakura as she gingerly brushed the dirt off of her.
Once again, she headed off slowly in the direction that the two boys went.
She had walked for about ten minutes before stopping.
"Sakura." said a voice, breathing down the back of her neck. She whipped
around, kunai in hand, to look into the eyes of Sasuke.
"Oh, Sasuke-kun!" she started happily, before her smile fell. "You've come
to take my stone, haven't you?"
"No, Sakura. Mine was taken a while ago by Kakashi-sensei. But there is
something I'm here to steal from you." he said mysteriously. Sakura hadn't
noticed how close the two were until now, and her heart beat furiously as
her stomach flopped and brain froze as Sasuke bent down to her. "I have
come for your heart."
"I love you." Sakura said as she leaned up to him.
"Nothing is as it seems," the boy replied before their lips locked and her
eyes closed. Inner Sakura was crying in happiness as she felt arms wrap
around her waist and a tongue enter her mouth. She heard a slight poof at
one point, but ignored it. That is, until she felt herself being picked up
off the ground by strong arms and opened her eyes.
"AAAAAAAAAAUUUUUUUUUUGGGGGGGGGGGG!!!!!!!!!!!!!!" she screamed, shoving
herself away as she looked up at Kakashi. "Holy Kuso! Oh my God!!!" she
shrieked, spitting profusely.
Seconds later, a smirking Sasuke dropped down from the trees, and Naruto
came running in with concern in his eyes as he saw a smiling Kakashi
leering at his beloved, who was lying on the ground and foaming at the
mouth.
"What the hell happened here," he cried. Sasuke whispered something in the
boy's ear, and his mouth dropped open.
"Holy crap, Kakashi you perv!!!!"
"It was not without reason, dunce," said the sensei, blushing as he held up
all four stones.
"Oi." the students cried in unison.
* * *
*Ducks as people hrow food * EEEK! This was my first fanfic, oi! I thought
it would be a funny thought! *ducks and runs away *
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Scaring Sakura will be fun, I would think. I know that I will enjoy it
thought Hatake Kakashi before falling asleep one night.
* * *
Haruno Sakura looked over at a smiling Naruto before sitting down.
Sasuke-kun isn't here, so I have to put up with this baka. Crap. Sakura
thought as Naruto tried to initiate a conversation.
"So, good morning Sakura-chan." he said nervously.
"Morning." She replied curtly. "Have you seen Sasuke-kun at all?" she asked
hopefully.
"Nope, it's just you and me, me and my Sakura-chan." he said dreamily,
earning him a prompt bop on the head.
"I am not YOUR SAKURA-CHAN!!!!!" she yelled, her eyebrow twitching madly.
Suddenly, she heard the familiar shuffling of approaching feet.
"Good morning Sasuke-kun!" she said cheerfully.
"Hmf," he replied, as usual, as he plopped down on a rock.
Two hours later.
"Good morning, class!" said Kakashi in a happy voice. He was met with
shrieks from Sakura, a nod from Naruto, and silence from Sasuke.
"Okay then. today's mission!" he said, pausing to clear his throat and
reveal a paper bag. "Today, I will take you into the forest at the edge of
the village. I will give each of you a rock, and you must try to steal
everyone else's stone. Whomever gets out of the forest with all four stones
first will be dubbed the most successful."
"We have to fight for them?" said Sakura nervously, glancing at her
beloved.
"Correct." Kakashi replied.
"Wait a sec! There are only three of us here, so how can we get four
stones?" cried Naruto.
"Dunce, I will also be participating," said the sensei. Sakura and Naruto
groaned.
* * *
Sakura walked through the forest, hoping that she wouldn't meet anyone.
I'm nothing against Sasuke-kun, Kakashi, and Naruto! This sucks! With an
almighty sigh, she continued, until a sound in the bushes made her look up.
"Ino! What are YOU doing here?" asked Sakura.
"Well, I wanted to take a hike today. Why are YOU here?" replied the
blonde.
"I'm on a stupid mission. I have to steal everyone else's stone," said
Sakura, holding it out to show Ino.
"Can I take a closer lo-" the girl started, but was suddenly knocked to the
ground by a kick from Naruto.
"Naruto! What the hell do you think you are doing?" shrieked Sakura.
"That isn't Ino, it's Sasuke. I've been following him," replied the
smirking blonde as he pointed to a muttering Sasuke. The raven-haired boy
leapt up, promptly attacking Naruto. The assault pushed the fox-boy into
Sakura, forcing them both to the ground.
"Wow, never thought I'd see the day I'd be lying on Sakura," groaned Naruto
as he faced the girl beneath him, and was promptly faced with a good smack.
Naruto looked over his shoulder.
"Crap! Sasuke's gone! I'll get back to you later, babe!" he called as he
bounded into the forest.
"Oi. alone again," said Sakura as she gingerly brushed the dirt off of her.
Once again, she headed off slowly in the direction that the two boys went.
She had walked for about ten minutes before stopping.
"Sakura." said a voice, breathing down the back of her neck. She whipped
around, kunai in hand, to look into the eyes of Sasuke.
"Oh, Sasuke-kun!" she started happily, before her smile fell. "You've come
to take my stone, haven't you?"
"No, Sakura. Mine was taken a while ago by Kakashi-sensei. But there is
something I'm here to steal from you." he said mysteriously. Sakura hadn't
noticed how close the two were until now, and her heart beat furiously as
her stomach flopped and brain froze as Sasuke bent down to her. "I have
come for your heart."
"I love you." Sakura said as she leaned up to him.
"Nothing is as it seems," the boy replied before their lips locked and her
eyes closed. Inner Sakura was crying in happiness as she felt arms wrap
around her waist and a tongue enter her mouth. She heard a slight poof at
one point, but ignored it. That is, until she felt herself being picked up
off the ground by strong arms and opened her eyes.
"AAAAAAAAAAUUUUUUUUUUGGGGGGGGGGGG!!!!!!!!!!!!!!" she screamed, shoving
herself away as she looked up at Kakashi. "Holy Kuso! Oh my God!!!" she
shrieked, spitting profusely.
Seconds later, a smirking Sasuke dropped down from the trees, and Naruto
came running in with concern in his eyes as he saw a smiling Kakashi
leering at his beloved, who was lying on the ground and foaming at the
mouth.
"What the hell happened here," he cried. Sasuke whispered something in the
boy's ear, and his mouth dropped open.
"Holy crap, Kakashi you perv!!!!"
"It was not without reason, dunce," said the sensei, blushing as he held up
all four stones.
"Oi." the students cried in unison.
* * *
*Ducks as people hrow food * EEEK! This was my first fanfic, oi! I thought
it would be a funny thought! *ducks and runs away *